dmiller

Ohhhh -- I'm sorry!! Here -- may I offer a ham and pineapple pizza to take away the pain? ;)

You know you're in twi if --- the ring tones on your cell phone play Beautiful Ohio. :blink:

It's done on the phone --and can be listened to on the web. :)

And so is scientific precision!

WHO WILL SING FOR ME???.

Har har har!!!! Sometimes I think she's smart to do so -- and other times I think this is better than Comedy Central on TV!

Really???? :biglaugh:

What?? Me chill?? What the heck did I say that was inflammatory?? I suggested that your lack of punctuation might've led to the misunderstanding. PERIOD! I gave you an *out*, because misunderstandings do happen frequently. You didn't take the *out*, and you're still asking for the apology --- (which IMO is not owed -- due to your negligence in typing coherently). All I did --- (see above quote) ------ was to suggest that your post was mis-interpreted. How hard is it for you to apologize for lack of punctuation? As stated above -- I don't know that to be the case, but that was my thought on the matter. I was giving you EVERY benefit of the doubt. No --- I don't need to *chill*, but perhaps you do.

You know you're in twi if you can't accept a true statement, because it is determined/ confirmed by a negative. ;)

BEFORE I WAS A MOM: Author Unknown (quote) Before I was a Mom I made and ate hot meals. I had unstained clothing. I had quiet conversations on the phone. Before I was a Mom, I slept as late as I wanted And never worried about how late I got into bed. I brushed my hair and my teeth everyday. Before I was Mom I cleaned my house each day. I never tripped over toys or forgot words of lullabies. Before I was a Mom I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom I had never been puked on Pooped on Spit on Chewed on Peed on Or pinched by tiny fingers Before I was a Mom I had complete control of: My thoughts My body And my mind. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child So that doctors could do tests Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put it down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces When I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small Could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body. I didn't know how special it could feel to feed a hungry baby. I didn't know that bond between a Mother and her child. I didn't know that something so small Could make me feel so important. Before I was a Mom I had never gotten up in the middle of the night every 10 minutes to make sure all was okay I had never known the warmth The joy The love The heartache The wonder Or the satisfaction of being a Mom. I didn't know I was capable of feeling so much before I was a Mom. (end quote) Happy Mother's Day!! :)

I've never heard of him before -----

Perhaps you could apologize first for lack of punctuation -- that seems to have led to this situation here. (If what I said above is indeed the way you meant it-- Or was it?? Not sure myself -- but that's what I thought.)

My two cents ----- (for what it is worth): I read the above quote as; Bye. Good choice!. Stay in school. Meebe docvic was right about punctuation!! ;)

Rock and roll!!! (Woops --Congrats as well!!!)

Only if she appeals to the governor of her state to rescind -- what you and I would do maximum time for (in a heart-beat), had we done the same thing. Do the crime -- Pay the time. I did something similar once -- and I had NO *fan club* backing me up, like she does, nor did I have recourse to the governor, for a pardon. Did I mention I have NO SYMPATHY for her???? She is getting less than what she deserves, and is whining about that. LIFE IS TOUGH!! DEAL WITH IT!!

Heh!! I didn't understand any of that (after the first sentence). You own your life -- no one else does. Again -- God bless, and good luck. :)

Ok. Ok. I'll give it a try --- You know you're in twi IF: 10.) The KJV Bible is the only approved one you use, because it was more convenient for docvic to *correct*, than all the other translations. 9.) You could get out of paying a fellow believer for a service, by saying "Would you like to *bless me* by --- (insert your chore or service here). 8.) Your back bumper stays on the car only because, it has sooo many twi stickers plastered on it, it stays attached to the car. (Better than duct tape, and *spreading the word* to boot!) 7.) You think of *vacation* as August in Ohio, shared with thousands of others in a cornfield. 6.) Your bible has many relevant words crossed out, and docvic's inserted instead. 5.) You believe that *THROUGHLY* actually means *from the inside out*, rather than realizing it is an archaic way of saying *THOROUGHLY*. 4.) Whenever you buy something for the cost of $6.72, and you pay the cashier with a $10.00 bill ---- the change you get back reminds you of their box number in NK. 3.) You know you have a two drink limit ----- but HEY!!!! (I'm spiritual enough to HANDLE it!) 2.) Men have to go to the john two-by-two. (Women have already *mastered this concept*, so they are exempt from this one here.) 1.) And finally ---- (Thank you Raf for this one ----- ), If you're more concerned about how many men are on the two sides of the cross Jesus was on -- rather than the man in the middle/midst (whatever) ---- You just might be from twi. :( :( :(

Sorry to see you go, but wishing you the best. :) Hey --- why delete the account here?? Keep it on a *back-burner*. Next time you want to (rightfully) brag about your grades ---- Pop in, say hello, toot your own horn, bask in the glory --- then fade out again. But whatever you decide ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ God bless, and good luck. :B) David

I Like Apple Juice On Familia!!! :biglaugh:

Yup. :)

I would look at him, shake my head, and shuffle away. Words would be unnecessary, futile even. I guess I'm sorry for the above post. I don't like to kick a man when he is down. But that's just me. Having done enough in my life to be forgiven of (though not like docvic, lcm and Co ---), I like to think that I can be forgiven for what I have done. It's easy to poke fun. It's easy to make flippant comments. It's also easy to go further than one should. While poking fun at these guys -- I'm reminded of my own inadequacies. While I have moved on , I realize they have not. Thus my initial *statement* in answer to your question.

It p!ssez me off that she is even given time to *report to jail* The lady (and I use that term loosely), has been sentenced. How many (major) criminals are allowed the same privilege??? Anyone here know a felon caught with a gun, afforded the same??? Or a sex offender caught doing a repeat crime? How about a repeat *domestic violence* person, at it again?? Well what-the-fugg. She's a repeat offender JUST LIKE THESE OTHERS. I don't see other criminals *asked* to show up to jail, AT THEIR OWN CONVENIENCE BY A CERTAIN DATE!!!! Put her away NOW --and for the entire time --- (limited though it may be), that she was sentenced to. How damned hard can that be??? Put her in a commode there, if a *suitable cell isn't available*. She can do her praying, crying, making the signs of the cross, and appearing repentant --- behind bars -- NOW --- Not later. (edited to add -- I hate cry babies -- when they are caught. getafuggengriponlife -- like the rest of us have to).

Of course it's possible he does have one (computer that is). But one has to wonder if he will ever understand the TRUE MEANING of -- Hard Drive/ Upload/ Download/ Software; USB port (you figure out the initials on this one!); and You Tube!!!

If you're serious about this one, it might be easier than you think. (But I also think you would want more than 4 days.) HERE IS A MAP. (Driving time --- 6 1/2 hours. Total mileage ---419 miles. Scroll to the bottom of the page -- to see the map) No -- I'm not crazy for ending you up in Ludington Michigan. :) There is a ferry there that will take you and your vehicle (any size), across Lake Michigan to Manitowoc Wisconsin. (Click the pic for more info) You'd miss ALL the big city traffic of Chicago and Milwaukee; You'd have a *sea cruise* for however many hours; And end up fairly close to Door county. Looking at Rand McNally -- it appears there is a road that goes up the coast. I'm betting most of it is scenic. You could travel all the way up to Door county, or just meander and wander. Whatever you decide -- have fun! :) P.S. -- I have taken this ferry once myself, back in 1978. My (now ex wife) was driving our wow-mobile on the trip, and I was driving a 30 foot U-Haul packed with all our junk. We were moving to Minney-soda, after visiting relatives in Muskegon Michigan, and it was easier, quicker, and cheaper to take the ferry, than pay for the gas for the car and the U-Haul. P.P.S -- I noticed that on the Badger website ----- that their seasonal service started today. :)

You got it, Mark.