dmiller

Hey there RBG. :) I'm not. I had some trouble last night -- but that might have been caused by the Summit Extra Pale Ale! (Did you switch to auto line break mode below?) I did -- and your link showed up perfectly. :)

Shucks -- I LOVE banjo jokes and the meaner the better. AND ------ I pick banjo! :) Q.) What's the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?? A.) You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline. Q.) What's the difference between a banjo and an onion? A.) No one cries when you cut up a banjo. Q.) What's the difference between a banjo picker, and an IRA?? A.) The IRA eventually matures, and actually earns some money. Q.) What's the difference between a banjo picker and a photograph?? A.) The photograph is fully developed. Q.) Push a banjo picker and his banjo off a 10 story building. Which hits the ground first?? A.) WHO CARES!! (In a LAME attempt at keeping this on topic ----) Q.) If dmiller was playing an in tune banjo, and a poodle was playing an out of tune banjo, who was better? A.) The poodle. There is no such thing as an in tune banjo!

A good "Body of Christ" birthday song. :)

techmike -- You have a pm. :)

Hello TechMike. Welcome to GSC.. :)

Walter's book might cause you to *skip* an abs payment or two. CLICK HERE!!

Thankee!! I *ebjoy* (ed) every minute of it!!

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GsGeorge --- I'd love to help out, but I don't watch tv. I make it a point to stay away from movies. Even though (I hear) Star Wars is 30 years old now, I have never seen even ONE of them. I've looked at the thread in question, and have been amused by the posts and responses. I could add nothing there, but thanks for the invite. :) Now -- if there was a thread about the Flatt run, or Scruggs style versus Keith style -- I would jump in on that one! ;)

I can't get in, via computer, :(

I'm showed as logged in??

For what it's worth --- I can't get into the website either. But I am listening over the phone. Dunno what's happening. :(

Indy is 50 miles north of Bloomington, Indiana -- where I grew up. We (my family) -- were never big on sports of any kind --- but my Dad (coal chemist for the U.S. Geological Survey), and my Mom (head librarian for the local High School), were BOTH in tune with the Indy 500, and when it was going on -- we (as a family) listened. :) Speaking of Indy -- Hey there Jardinero!! How be ye??

Actually -- Super Glue was originally meant to be an adhesive for *hurt* body parts. CLICK HERE!!

The track is getting dry, and the race will go on. :) Danica is 3rd, with 87 laps to go.

Cornucopia -- front and center!!

Dooj -- I've always had a *soft spot* in my heart for long haired brunette fast women! (At 221 MPH -- she qualifies as *fast*) ;)

Do you string your dining room chairs???

Red flagged at 113 laps! :( :( :( Good news is the rain there has stopped -- and the race may continue. :)

Pond -- valid points. The only *but* (if I may add my imo here) is ---- It takes (not always), ex-twi to understand where an ex-twi member is coming from. Given the CRAP we were fed about relationship to life (as we know it), it's hard to relate to the real world, and to others who subscribe to that. I've been single for 22 years. I've dated women who were of various faiths, no faiths, etc. Not that faith is a big deal (in the relationship) -- but when the *issue* came up, it was always *interesting* to me that they had NO idea about where I was coming from. And given the mind-set that we bought into, it's nice to have someone who can understand it, because the mind set inflicts itself into our actions, thoughts, and outlooks on life. Something different?? Good idea --but for me -- it would have to be with someone who understood. :)

An old cowboy sat down at the Star bucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, So I guess I am a cowboy." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian.

"A big river that starts with Miss, and ends in "i" --- " It's not so *big* up here. ;)

Today's Pentecost??? Happy birthday to the church! (Lo Shanta ...............) :)