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A couple of old cowboys (Sam and Bubba) were sitting in a bar having a drink (or two or three), doing what most old cowboys do; complaining about the heat, the cows and their wives. They weren't exactly the brightest guys, and neither were their comments. Every day they said pretty much the same thing. And it always ended in a contest over who had the worst wife. Today though something was different. There was a wise looking elderly Indian Chief sitting at the bar. They decided to ask him to decide, who had the worst wife. The first man (Sam) complained that his wife was always arguing with him. No matter what he said, she always said the opposite. She didn't just say it either, she said it so loud that the neighbors complained. The old Chief listened attentively and then said, "If your wife was Indian, we would name herFire-Water." Sam asked "Why would you call her Fire-Water?" The Indian Chief replied, "Every time she opens her mouth she breathes fire and your knees turn to water." The second man (Bubba) said "My wife is so bad that we haven't hadn't had physical relations in darn near twenty years." The chief again listened attentively and pronounced Bubba's wife as "Sleeping-Dragon." When Bubba asked why, the chief replied, "If you try to touch her while she is sleeping, she will become a dragon and bite your head off." Sam and Bubba had a good laugh over their wives new names. Then Sam asked --- "Okay, them Indian names are pretty cool, but....Who has the worst wife?" The chief replied, "I do." Bubba asked what the chiefs wife name was. The chief replied something along the lines of "Whumpo Havo Noja". Both Sam and Bubba looked very confused, and so the chief explained "That's my wife's Indian name, it translates in English to "Three-Old-Horses." More puzzled than ever before Bubba asked, "Yeah, but what does it (Three-Old-Horses) mean? The chief sighed, took a sip of his beer and said , "Nag, Nag, Nag."

Kinda like Revvel, down in the basement, eh?? But he has an agenda (IMO), whereas Freud and Jung do not. Again ---just my IMO.

Ironically CK -- I tend to agree with this, while all of the Jewish Americans are holding onto their money -- as you and I (read the US) foot the bill for them. Whatcha think Garth?? Am I missing the mark here?? ;)

Nice post, Seth. :) I'm willing to hear this out as well.

Wow!! all these big words, and scientific terms!! (Not sure what they all mean -- but good luck Herbie!!) :) (Ps -- WaferNot, I always thought Cartography was a pic of that thing behind a horse!)

Hey there, and happy birthday!! (It's still your birthday here in the states.) ;) Never been corps, but I enjoy your posts on the corps threads. Hope you had a good one!!

Like Chef -- I attended parochial shool also --- and came out better for it. There were 40 to 50 of us in the same classroom with the same teacher -- all day long. Mebee that is a thing of the past, I don't know -- but the smaller class size is certainly a HUGE advantage. :) We had to go to mass each morning, before class -- but that didn't seem to hamper the overall education. And as far as social life goes --- I know two young ladies who were home schooled, and their social life exceeded that of any of the local high school students in their area. That was due to their parents, taking an active interest in what their kids were interested in. One of those ladies is now a hot-shot banjo picker for a major bluegrass group, and the other has written songs recorded by many major artists --- as well as being the fiddler for another *big-name* bluegrass group. It seems the fact they were home schooled offered them more opportunities to learn, and grow in the areas they were truely interested in --- with no lack of social interaction, as a result. Let us know what happens, Shellon --- sounds like a good opportunity here. :)

WhiteDove -- Are you talking about THESE poor abused animals??

Heh, heh THE ICON STORY.

You can put jalepenos on something --- but you CAN'T call it popcorn!

49 for me. :)

Thank you, Raf.

A question here ---- How many concentration camps were there?? Can anyone list them all?? Just curious.

WhiteDove -- Don't know if anyone has said it yet, but --- THANKS!!! for all your work. :) It's appreciated!

No searching needed. :)

So --- Rascal ---- If'n you were to keep this up --- We'd be rid of you in less than a year, right?? (Sowwy!! -- It was TOO good to pass up!) ;)

When someone tells me to *get over it* -- I'm hearing --- "I don't want to deal with your issues" --- "I don't want to get involved" --- "I can't relate" --- "I'm not interested" so -- to the *get over it crowd* --- GET OVER IT!!

That's the easiest question in the world to answer!!!! They are saving all that money, to bribe God to *forget* about their deeds done on earth! ROFL!

Happy birthday SOGWAP!! :B)

Hiya YIdon't ---:) Welcome to GreaseSpot. (PS -- I fixed a few things in your post, for you! ;)

HANG ON SLOOPY!!

From what I have seen (visiting there -- ) They have Zeal, They have youth, They have Passion -- all good things --- But one of these days --- Their *affection* will turn around, and *bite them* you-know-where.. I'd like to be there when it does. Might even be able to offer some kind words, when it does --- cause it's gonna happen, sooner or later. :( I've been there (as have you all), and if I can help --- I'll do it. (Now -- if they would let me post!!)