dmiller

Heh heh heh!!! Shaz -- you troublemaker, you! :P :B) :P

I've got the toothbrush -- but not the razor, or shaving cream. ;)

There are new viruses being discovered daily. Be on the look-out for the following: The Clinton Virus: Gives you a 7-inch hard drive with NO memory. The Bob Dole Virus: Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. The Lewinsky Virus: Sucks out all the memory, then emails everyone. The Ronald Reagan Virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it's stored. The Mike Tyson Virus: Quits after two bytes. The Jack Kevorkian Virus: Deletes all old files. The Prozac Virus: Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care. The Joey Buttafuoco Virus: Only attacks minor files. The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus: Terminates files, leaves, but "will be back." The Lorena Bobbitt Virus: Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.

Time for a *Pity Party*! (And twi won't foot the bill). How ironic.

Belle --- it was a joke. (A poor one, I admit -- but a lame attempt at humor). The Baptist's I know, believe in pre-destination. Sooo ---- if they believe in pre-destination, how could it be a free-will offering? ;)

Sure, ok, (or as they say up here in Minney-soda) --- Ya, you betcha, eh?! How about referring back to THE WORD, that docvic reads from in the class??? Yup -- I agree -- It isn't the *pure, original God-breathed entity* that came down from on high, but neither is docvic's conveluted conglomeration of pirated plagiarisms that he stole from accredited authors/ researchers either. Docvic was a thief, when it came to the printed page. You hang onto what you want to. I'll do the same. :) (Again --- THIS IS NOT AN ATTACK). Just an observation.

Can a Baptist give a *free-will* offering?? ;)

See? He couldn't have been referring to pfal then. ;)

:) :)

Hmmmm. I don't follow the political scene too closely, but my perspective on Iran and Isreal, is that Iran tells us (read U.S.), that they are going to attack our *darling*, if we push for nuclear controls over there. Meebe I've read it wrong, but it seems more *political*, than *religious* --- Although I don't rule out the *religious* aspect either.

I don't believe that. I might -- if docvic had held the orange book and quote from it (in the class), but he didn't.

Buena suerte!!

I looked at the link. I can see folks boycotting the film --- but taking legal action for *blasphemy*?? No.

It's ALWAYS after noon ------------------ (somewhere)!

Hopefull -- I have no *sage* advice, like the others. But I'll be praying for you. What a tough spot to be in. :( David

:)

Anybody who picks -- is fine by me. :) I don't care what their *doctrine* is. Play some music there, son. :)

Echo, echoo, echooo, echoooo!!!! FLASHBACK!!!!

Thanks!!

(Twi will get rid of the *other fruit*, if you fill the *Horn-o-Plenty* with this). (By their fruit --- Ye shall know them.") ;) :blink: ;)

OH YEA!!!!!! -- DOUBLE

TOO FUNNY!!!