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dmiller

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  1. dmiller

    Guitar Talk

    Socks -- nice, very nice! :)
  2. dmiller

    A man....

    The ONLY way a man could accomplish this -- is if he had a lot of *practice*. Too many men are *inept* on their wedding night (ie. - read *haven't got a clue*), UNLESS they know what they are doing -- and that takes PRACTICE. I've never heard this outside of twi, so I'm prepared to believe that -- this is the ONLY *original thing* docvic came up with. Whadda a wonderful *original thought* -- so self serving, although so *loving* to teach the great *efficacy* of it to the poor unlearned (female) followers yearning for *truth*. How many hours of *research* went into this??? Docvic must have *mastered* it somehow, and was *kind* enough to *teach all he knew*. What a wonderful thing.
  3. Congrats to the !!!!! family. :) Nice to hear you can start moving in bit-by-bit early --- and can get a garden going in the *good* growing season! (PS --- you said --- ) As ALL homeowners know -- the garage is for your *junk* collection!! Cars are relegated to the driveway! :P
  4. That's up to you. Doesn't take much to figure out how. ;)
  5. It took a bit of *googling*, but I found a pic of service. Imagine lcm doing this for the believers. They must be on their way to an AOS showing, eh? ;) . . . . . . . . . .
  6. Great Photos!!! Thank You! (You two weren't afraid of a little shivaree now, were you??)
  7. Happy Birthday Sharon!! Here's hoping it was a Good One too!
  8. To all travelling -- have a good one. :) Me -- I'm headed south to Southern Indiana on Monday. (The *vacation bug* musta hit the GSC!!)
  9. dmiller

    Need a favour !

    Raptured Roosters.
  10. Care to eloborate on that??
  11. dmiller

    genie in a bottle

    Beer, Fishing, Golf and Sex --- A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked. "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked. "Are you NUTS?" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!" "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked. "What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man. "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex."
  12. (Is this kinda like a light bulb joke??)
  13. Learned something new today!
  14. I do have a copy of both Bullinger's and Stiles' books on rhst. Those -- I want to keep. :)
  15. An American motorist said that? :blink:
  16. Like what they did to Mrs. W.???
  17. Shucks -- just say it outright --- VPW IS GOD!!! That would be more honest of you.
  18. Lot's of us here have agreed about some things, dis-agreed about a lot of other things, but I think we can all agree today, by saying ~~~ (Here's hoping you have a really good one!)
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