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  1. dmiller

    Guitar Talk

    Heading Ala *off at the pass*. The Bluegrass pass.
  2. Same time frame for me, as well. She and I were dating in 1970 (thereabouts). High school sweet hearts. I remember asking her dad if I could take it out for a spin. Took me a coupla years to figure out why he doubled up in laughter!! (NOT the *brightest spark plug* in the engine here). (But it was a nice bike!!)
  3. What was that saying he used to have about *numb-skulls*? Oh yea --- now I remember!!! ;) Loose screw en la cabeza!!
  4. Abi -- so sorry to hear that. :( :( Condolences. David
  5. dmiller

    Guitar Talk

    Very nice!!! Great recording sound too, Evan. Thanks for sharing that! :) :) :)
  6. Reap what you sow --- comes to mind here. ;)
  7. Ck has *amended* the rules at his site. Not only can you not curse, but you can't be a *false prophet* either.
  8. Norton 650?? I used to date a lady who's dad had a Norton!! :)
  9. *Rat Finks* --- there's a term I haven't heard for several decades!!
  10. Allan -- I clicked your link ---- and took a bit to find this here. http://www.nzherald.co.nz/category/story.c...jectID=10386055 Is this the article you meant?? Seems so. :)
  11. Hmmm. So maybe *religious beliefs* needs a more concrete definition?
  12. Calling Ted, calling Ted!!!! Hey -- are you keeping up with what your bride is up to (these days)??!!
  13. Was that really Fabio PAW in that cake?? :unsure:
  14. BINGO!!! Sadly -- twi is QUITE consistent, when exercising CONTROL over the FLOCK. "FEAR IS THE SAND IN THE MACHINERY OF LIFE." I'm guessing that these folks with the web site are experiencing a *sandstorm* these days. Sandstorm of fear -- that they could be M&A'd for entertaining *divisive* questions. Not adhereing to *Party Doctrine* wholeheartedly; Having twi see them as a *chink* in the armor; Twi viewing them as a bug that needs to be stepped on; Eradicated for entertaining *heretical* viewpoints; DARING TO THINK FOR THEMSELVES! Where's the *love* from the *Mother Church* -- eh???? The support that should be there, is ominous in it's lack of prescence. Fear has taken it's place instead -- and groveling has taken the place of STANDING TALL. Twi does a *bang-up* job when it comes to consistency -- They haven't changed since Day one -- And fairness??? --- That's another story altogether. But what else is new??? :(
  15. dmiller

    The Countdown

    Awwwwww !@#$%!!!!! Left in the dark --- again!! :( :( :(
  16. dmiller

    STUFF ---

    SUNDAY: PALM IT WAS PALM SUNDAY AND, BECAUSE OF A SORE THROAT, FIVE-YEAR-OLD JOHNNY STAYED HOME FROM CHURCH WITH A SITTER. WHEN THE FAMILY RETURNED HOME, THEY WERE CARRYING SEVERAL PALM BRANCHES. THE BOY ASKED WHAT THEY WERE FOR. "PEOPLE HELD THEM OVER JESUS' HEAD AS HE WALKED BY." "WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT," THE BOY FUMED, "THE ONE SUNDAY I DON'T GO, HE SHOWS UP!" CHILDREN'S SERMON: ONE EASTER SUNDAY MORNING AS THE MINISTER WAS PREACHING THE CHILDREN'S SERMON, HE REACHED INTO HIS BAG OF PROPS AND PULLED OUT AN EGG. HE POINTED AT THE EGG AND ASKED THE CHILDREN, "WHAT'S IN HERE?" "I KNOW!" A LITTLE BOY EXCLAIMED. "PANTYHOSE!" SUPPORT A FAMILY: THE PROSPECTIVE FATHER-IN-LAW ASKED, "YOUNG MAN, CAN YOU SUPPORT A FAMILY?" THE SURPRISED GROOM-TO-BE REPLIED, "WELL, NO. I WAS JUST PLANNING TO SUPPORT YOUR DAUGHTER. THE REST OF YOU WILL HAVE TO FEND FOR YOURSELVES." GRANDMA'S AGE: LITTLE JOHNNY ASKED HIS GRANDMA HOW OLD SHE WAS. GRANDMA ANSWERED, "39 AND HOLDING." JOHNNY THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT, AND THEN SAID, "AND HOW OLD WOULD YOU BE IF YOU LET GO?" FIRST TIME USHERS: A LITTLE BOY IN CHURCH FOR THE FIRST TIME WATCHED AS THE USHERS PASSED AROUND THE OFFERING PLATES. WHEN THEY CAME NEAR HIS PEW, THE BOY SAID LOUDLY, "DON'T PAY FOR ME DADDY. I'M UNDER FIVE" PRAYERS: THE SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER ASKED, "NOW, JOHNNY, TELL ME, DO YOU SAY PRAYERS BEFORE EATING?" "NO SIR," HE REPLIED, "WE DON'T HAVE TO, MY MOM IS A GOOD COOK!" CLIMB THE WALLS: "OH, I SURE AM HAPPY TO SEE YOU," THE LITTLE BOY SAID TO HIS GRANDMOTHER ON HIS MOTHER'S SIDE. "NOW MAYBE DADDY WILL DO THE TRICK HE HAS BEEN PROMISING US." THE GRANDMOTHER WAS CURIOUS. "WHAT TRICK IS THAT?" SHE ASKED. "I HEARD HIM TELL MOMMY THAT HE WOULD CLIMB THE WALLS IF YOU CAME TO VISIT" THE LITTLE BOY ANSWERED. THE MOOD RING: MY HUSBAND BOUGHT ME A MOOD RING THE OTHER DAY. WHEN I'M IN A GOOD MOOD IT TURNS GREEN. WHEN I'M IN A BAD MOOD, IT LEAVES A RED MARK ON HIS FOREHEAD. THE WATER PISTOL : WHEN MY THREE-YEAR-OLD SON OPENED THE BIRTHDAY GIFT FROM HIS GRANDMOTHER, HE DISCOVERED A WATER PISTOL.. HE SQUEALED WITH DELIGHT AND HEADED FOR THE NEAREST SINK. I WAS NOT SO PLEASED.! I TURNED TO MOM AND SAID, "I'M SURPRISED AT YOU. DON'T YOU REMEMBER HOW WE USED TO DRIVE YOU CRAZY WITH WATER GUNS?" MOM SMILED AND THEN REPLIED..... ;"I REMEMBER." LIFE AFTER DEATH: "DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH?" THE BOSS ASKED ONE OF HIS EMPLOYEES. "YES, SIR," THE NEW EMPLOYEE REPLIED. "WELL, THEN, THAT MAKES EVERYTHING JUST FINE,"THE BOSS WENT ON. "AFTER YOU LEFT EARLY YESTERDAY TO GO TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL,SHE STOPPED IN TO SEE YOU.
  17. dmiller

    Guitar Talk

    Nice!!! Can I call it *space-grass*?? It has that *texture* to it. :)
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