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No more G.A.S.??? ;)

And in keeping with Satori's Shred posting above -- there's a great parody of the teaspoon, along the same vein.

Kenny Wayne Shephard ---- He has some NICE STUFF!! While browsing through the blues section of you tube -- I found this guy, playing his guitar with a spoon in his mouth for the slide! :o Here's another (live version) of the same song. Hannes Coetzee is his name. In this second video -- take a look at all the vintage guitars on stage!! Yum, yum, drool, pant, those should be in my living room! :D Hannes Coetzee on stage

A pair of drawers came to decorate a pair of drawers on a bedroom dresser. They were too poor to afford underwear, so I went to the pair of drawers, and from each pulled out a pair of drawers, which I gave to the pair of drawers, before they began to decorate the pair of drawers. After the pair of drawers were done, they took my check for payment, and became a pair of drawers out of my bank account.

Herpetology Link.

That poor soldier in number six. :( :P

Bolshevik --HERE'S ANOTHER THREAD, by bek. From the My Story Forum.

It depends on what you're looking for. There's a recent one HERE . and though I know there are others, I don't remember the titles. All would be found in the "ABOUT THE WAY" forum. Btw -- welcome to GreaseSpot.:)

:biglaugh: (Now THAT was funny!) HERE'S ANOTHER FAST GUITAR PICKER :) (edited to say --- She picks mandolin too! ;)

Here are the others from the original posting --- (Hmmmm. I think my lost ski is r-i-g-h-t a-b-o-u-t H-E-R-E!!!) (Do we measure up??) (There's a street out there somewhere!) And then there's always some who have fun, regardless. :P

(WOW!!! I'm almost done!!!) (I knew I shouldn't have parked here.) (Hmmmmmm. I think I'll use the back door!) (Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow ......) (Open your front door, and what do you see???) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There's five of them, right above this sentence . Let's see if they show up. If not, I'm baffled as to why they don't. Edited ----- I think I know what happened. These should stay like the other two up there. and not disappear on us this time. Let me retrieve the captions for the photos here. It really WAS a wild time here last Thursday and Friday.

Wow -- What happened here????? They ARE all gone! :( All the url's are still there. Let's see if this works-------- (edited to say ---) Nope -- they aren't showing up. Back to square one. :( Strange that two of them stayed up, but not the others. Let me go back to the files where I have them, and try again.

Ha! I hear that!! Used to be a common joke in the Bluegrass community --- If you were playing a song or a tune, and made a mistake -- make sure you repeated it the second time around. Then when the song/ tune was over and everyone asks you about *that funny lick you did*, You could ALWAYS say -- I was trying for the Jazz/ Blues effect ---- and get away with it!!

Here's a couple more. I hope the boss understands why I might be a bit late ......... View from above, of the area of all the pics previously shown -- on that little *finger of land* you see past the clock tower.

Here's a pic or two of the storm that came through here yesterday. :) No snow for so long -- Mother Nature decided to *bless* us with it all at once. 18" of snow, but with winds at a (recorded) STEADY 40 mph, gusting to 68 mph. The winds off of Lake Superior inundated us with some pretty impressive drifts. Hmmmm. I think my lost ski is r-i-g-h-t a-b-o-u-t H-E-R-E!!! WOW!!! I'm almost done!!! Do we measure up??? I knew I shouldn't have parked here. Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow .................... Hmmmmmm. I think I'll use the back door! Open your front door, and what do you see??? There's a street out there somewhere ........ And then there's always some who have fun, regardless. :) LikeanEagle -- enjoy your tulips. It'll be a while before any bloom here.

Hiya Sunnyfla. Good to see you again. :) I looked at your website, and clicked around for a bit. Seems like a lot of $$$ for one bottle. How much does the bottle hold? And what's a recommended serving? And how many times a day? (i.e. -- how long does one bottle last, given normal usage? I've never heard of the Acai berry, or some of those other fruits mentioned. I think I should google *fruits of the rain forest" or something like that, and do some reading to learn a thing or two. ;)

The "REPORT" Button is there on the bottom left of each post. I suggest folks use it.

Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station. The exchange went like this ... "Good morning, this is Sergeant Muldoon. How might I help you?" "And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?" Sergeant Muldoon, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!" There was dead silence on the line for a moment. Father O'Malley then replied, "Aye, tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin." :lol:

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?", asks the Irishman. The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?" The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first".

Hey there Vickles. Good to see you again. :) We're really getting it today up here. Very high winds, lotsa snow, & total whiteout conditions. I posted about it on the Snow thread, in the Open Forum.

You're lucky!!! We're getting hammered here with our first major storm of the year. We've already gotten 12 inches of snow & it's still coming down. White-out conditions are everywhere. Winds are coming in off of Lake Superior at a STEADY 45 mph, gusting up to 68 mph. Pretty much every major road is shut down. Every once in a while, the sky over Lake Superior is illuminated with lightening as well. I barely made it home from work (3 1/2 miles), due to the wind and lack of visibility. We'll see if I can get out of here tomorrow to go back. This is supposed to last through Saturday evening. :( (And I was ready for spring!!) :unsure:

Happy 101st birthday! :) Uhhhhhh --, is that like the 101st airborne Pig division?? Regardless -- hope you have a :)

30 years ago (1977), I had a tree knock out one of my front teeth. Seriously. Working at a state forest in Indiana, we were cutting down some trees, so the better ones could grow, and produce a good timber crop. I went to cut out a small tree (caught underneath a larger one), and it snapped back, hitting me full force in the face. Smacked me right in the mouth, and took out one of my front teeth. I was knocked out, and when I came to there on the forest floor -- the chainsaw I was using, was still running, and less than 4 inches from my outstretched hand. I went home that day after work, but instead of heading to the house first, I dropped by the twig leader's home for prayer. My twig leaders at that time were Dean and Laura Ellenwood. They lived about 6 blocks from where I did. They took one look at my battered face, lost tooth, sad demeanor, and both wrapped me in their arms, and prayed. Back then that was the *norm*. "You're hurting? Let's pray". That sort of thing. NO CONDEMNATION FOR WRONG BELIEVING. I guess I'm *lucky* that happened to me when it did. otherwise the know-it-all-bozos from headquarters, would of said my *believing* caused the accident. As I've said before -- (and I'll say it again) --- BELIEVING = RECEIVING IS THE MOST INSIDIOUS TEACHING OF TWI. When that accident happened to me, I needed comfort and prayer. Not condemnation. Perhaps it was a kinder and gentler era then. At least in my area.

Bow ---

Ala --- THE THRILL ISN'T GONE FOR CHARLIE]. :)