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Ham

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  1. Did you know what the Pink Panther said when he stepped on an ant? Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant.... dead ant.
  2. It looks like one has to pay ALL court costs, fines, and restitution to even begin the procedure..
  3. Ham

    Tornadoes

    Two nights ago I was driving home. I could see a very pronounced lowering of the cloud base with rotation.. It was "almost" a tornado..
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    Really weird stuff..

    Sorry. I can only guess. It's probably on the money, though.. the current relationship isn't exactly working out.. Sorry. I was just sent to observe.. I try my damned best to remain unbiased..
  5. why do apostates always have to be false..
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    Really weird stuff..

    Perhaps. I was attaching descriptions of various forms of insanity here.. but at 8:30 in the morning? the Truth is easy, people are just screwed up..
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    Really weird stuff..

    Sorry if this is too much. why would the ex, call the published phone number here.. and the lady of the house answers. "Is this the spare tire.." I could ask the kids, but no, I will not. I'm just trying to figure it out, and not just react. sorry, I'm socially clueless. the said person's cell phone number is still on caller ID.. any input would be appreciated.
  8. If I could afford the trip.. I would prefer a meeting at Stonehenge..
  9. well.. I think that person is right in front of me. Just hasn't said it all yet.. just most of it..
  10. Well.. maybe it isn't a prize she wants to collect. She is almost as cool as Shirley McClaine. pretty damned close.. A person I could identify with, and understand.. their age would be about the average of these two..
  11. Every day is a winding road.. I get a little bit closer..
  12. I'm going to soak up the sun.. then read the next verse. My favorite mistake.. weird, huh.. 6 am, and I'm alone.. very, very interesting.. Maybe nothing lasts forever.. even when you stay together.. very interesting.. I like song number five on the greatest hits best, I think.. jump in, let's go.. why do I feel like a stranger, in my own life.. I've always wondered if the things I've seen.. are really happening.. yeah, she's consumed some lsd, at least once. Yeah, she is a cool old lady. Respectively spoken, of course.
  13. sunshine Sally.. there goes the neighborhood. You know, Squirrels taking residence and all..
  14. what has love made of you.. Metaphorically.. the hitch-hiker's path is through this life.. maybe. what is it.. that what you really are, to begin with.. that's the question that got me into "trouble" once..
  15. God bless you, somebody read the lyrics.. She is a nice old lady, isn't she.. meant respectively, of course.
  16. I belong, a long way from here.. we all do, don't we?
  17. sowy. The first time it happens, you might say "yuck". then there is the desensitization.. hey! I've gone through the same thing, with music.. "nothing is true, and nothing's right.." let's see if you can document the quote.. have a face I cannot show.. make up the rules as I go.. all that is worse than any complaints I've heard about da way..
  18. maybe friend. You haven't acquired the taste for this, yet.. sorry, I'm a scientist. Other words, I was sent to observe.. but I can't help but to get involved here.. call it a curse. I'm still back in the lab in the 5th grade, trying to figure it all out.. the key here. Is to look the vomit, right in the face, and still be at peace.. You have to do that if you have very, very young children.. sometimes older ones, like too much inebriated Squirrels.. a super-duper overcoat helps here..
  19. Every day, is a winding road..

  20. well.. there are no coincidences here.. here is what I think they fashion themselves after.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_Harm%27s_Way a nutcase, who chases some "enemy" to the end of the earth, only to lose the game.. the movie has mixed reviews..
  21. the message. That was post number 51. the end of it. Thank you.
  22. Mr. rocky, or whoever has the "emperor"'s ear, please deliver da message. Thank you.
  23. that's why I don't quote it often, here.. pretty sad. A possessed, unbelieving squirrel has more regard for it than you.. junior, you are a dick.
  24. it must be.. the war mentality.. why are you at war, with those of your own kind, to begin with? "because gramps told me so"? don't even think of bringing the bible into this here.. you are contaminating the holy, with the profane..
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