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are you a devil possessed Squirrel? Sure they'll take you. I will even give you the appropriate documentation..

I wonder if they will accept devil possessed Squirrels with master's degrees in mathematics..

I've offered to "award" a few of these, but only one user here was brave enough to give me his home address to send it to..

Yes. An attractive young lady.. almost hissed when I called him wierwille. "that's DOCTOR wienerville.." pathetic.

The mamas and the papas.. I read a few things here.. the Mamas ended up being the mamas.. the rest of the group .. well, we must be the Papas..what else could they be..

Hey, Java Jane.. how are you doing?

Just Curious.. did you ever encounter a "father".. "priest".. etc.. worth their salt? I almost encountered one, once..

The problem here.. there are still among us who believe the victoid was even washed, to begin with.. Bleach does not always work.. don't blame it on Jesus..

actually, he actually earned a Master's degree in some kind of theology.. I'll give him that much, no more.. He had delusions of grandeur.. I don't have the stamina to acquire a doctorate in mathematics. well, maybe I do. But it would take about ten years or so.. What if.. I were to incorporate the first church of the Math Squirrel.. all of those old math books taught me what. I studied for decades.. "well kids. all those old books did was to teach me what OTHERS said about mathematics. Just steered me around da truth.." "I took all of those math books, starting from Euclid, and deposited them in the local town Gehenna, where da fire never ceases.." sure. Now I know math like it hasn't been known since da first century..

but to stay on topic. He was a dirty doctor, wasn't he? And it is a very interesting reaction one gets.. "dr. said." "no, he wasn't a doctor.." "that's not fair. He was cleansed by the blood of Jesus. " His "credentials" were not holy, or honorable. "what's that have to do with anything?"

If the victoid was "cleansed".. how come he stayed so dirty? The "finished work of Jesus Christ" seems to have "failed" or has no relevance to herr vicster.. I mean, if he's a Poster Child for what Jesus can do for someone- on a practical, if not just spiritual level.. if I were Jesus, I'd sue for defamation of character..

well.. I'm being kind here. No idea why.. I really don't have a reason to be.

who is the waterboy, and who is the quarterback? I'm just trying to figure out your argument here.. what is technically wrong with being a water boy? the "quarterback" once said something about giving a nice refreshing cold drink of water to someone, once.. what reward is there.. so far.. all I have been offered here is a glass of vinegar. That is OK.. I mean. If that is the best you have to offer..

Christ. This character was voted in because he claimed to do the job, and deny the salary. Free Beer. I mean.. if it is free.. does that mean it is supposed to be good? Free Beer.. don't complain.. just don't look for the little tab where one can enter one's assessment of da beer..

Interesting.. Sounds like.. a brief encounter I had with some uneducated character who thought I wanted the governor of Michigan impeached. No.. the technical term is "recalled". That is, the people who casted their vote, have drastically been betrayed, or legitimately change their mind..

from the job opportunities in Michigan.. that is not far from the truth. I got in at a local community college.. with *almost* the degree. So it is slim pickings.. until January. Will, or can a Squirrel survive the freezing cold, and only teaching four credits worth of classes until January? That is the BIG question here..

.Are we really sure of that? I mean not THE doctor, but wienerville. I still am of the opinion.. he could swing either way. But with the culture of the fifties.. he outdid himself to prove his masculinity(?).. his *ministry* of masculinity(?) was reincarnated in rosie.. again, just a thought. Take it or leave it..

What a PHD would cost me would be about five years of labor. Very hard labor.. even with a fellowship, or teaching assistantship. It's practically slave labor.. How old was the victoid when he got his "phd"? OH. Just wonder.. the victoid was not even an ordained clergyman either was he? Wasn't he defrocked?

Interesting argument. But Jesus never CLAIMED to be an ordained clergyman, did he?

Now the neighborhood is gone.. we admit Squirrels. Who is next..

so what are you saying? Is it kind of like.. applying the title "doctor" to herr vicster was not much unlike applying lipstick to a pig? sowy.. it's just where it went..

I've thought a little further.. when does truth become a lie? Maybe the fraction of a second after some numbnuts puts a greasy price tag on it..

perhaps when truth becomes exclusive..

What about me???? I was left in limbo.. of sorts. I was never given any conditions to fulfill. I.E. do "this" and we will wuv wu again..

maybe I'm looking too hard into this.. why does delisle, have the same rosie smile? You know.. *mr(?)* deslile.. in a few short years, *they* will be monitoring your egg intake as well.. sowy. It's Squirrel gone wild tonight.. I wonder if her(?) egg intake is documented by way scheduling..