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All of this could be done with a pittance compared to refilming. They could simply rename it "The way of a bun dance and spewer", and get to charge everybody once again for such great "new light".

If they ran audio-only classes like they used to, it would be even easier. Instead of the customary flip charts, a picture of who was supposed to be teaching the class (rosie, harve, etc) could be displayed.

Why all the fuss of refilming everything? With the computers of the day, they could simply take the old foundational class, and cut and paste the face of various "personalities" over the face of the teacher. Even Roseybark could participate. Just don't use her face for the "ambassador" presentation. No one would go to church with her..

Reminds me of old Star Trek episodes, Sulu (I think) wrestling with the navigation computer. "The helm is sluggish, Captain."

W.G., I sent you my "picture" as an attachment. Let me know if you got it.. as you may see, I perfectly fit the cast of "Santa's evil helper."

You know.. old guy, lots of extra skin, you get the picture. When I jump, have to wait fifteen seconds for stuff to stop moving. Hope that helps!

Definitely not. Paw would throw it away..

and I'll bet the price tag for the event does not change, either.

Have to travel light (-er of wallet) you know.

Wouldn't suprise me if they decided that it is not debt, just owning a house is evil.

"Yes, you can do it.. just take a couple more belts of the special egg nog."

Maybe we at greasespot should toss in a few coins. Uncle Hairy could sure use it for his trip to New Knoxville..

"Donna! Woggie-woo has been standing under the mistletoe for a whole hour!!!!"

I would like to know where Uncle Hairy has gone. His "Santa Claus routine" is what got me going.. laughed about a day and a half. He needs to step up and take the credit (responsability?) for this.

Ha ha ha ha.. but seriously, I do not think anybody in their right mind would want to see me in a toga..

Hairy, I volunteer to help with sleigh duty. I will be an elf (naughty variety). I can gift wrap the toilets with glad or saran wrap. When they try to catch me, I will blink my eyes and disappear.

"You will be expected to stand, briefly."

And don't even think about bringing a bathing suite, or anything that can remotely be used for "extracurricular activities," we will have your rear firmly planted on the hardest hard as a tack folding chair for the duration of the event.

And, do not bother to bring the forty year old acid for the chief presenter. A complete waste of money. "a brain on drugs" assumes the existence of a brain to begin with.

Yep. At least you have the comfort knowing it will be a lot emptier when you leave! At least you can "travel Light" er.

He was the best the ministry had to offer.. at least at that time. I should have started the thread, "what NOT to bring to the special." 1. Your brain. 2. etc..

Same guy that thought that drinking water would give him more energy. Learned it in PFAL you know, or so he thought..

That's funny J.T. The thing I began to wonder is: with so many "life changing" or "earth moving" teachings, how is it that most innies live such drab, bore me to death, lives? In our area, one of the former "leaders" claim to fame was that he ate three times a day, and would not mix breads and vegetables. No kidding! That was one examples that he gave to show us how he lived the "Word of God."

But coal is too expensive. Forget the coal,just a couple of lumps would suffice.

and, please give them a couple lumps of coal for me.