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Hey, they oughta hire some of you guys. You can definitely do a better job than ole Rico. He'd try harder, but the three servings of shinola he gets a day must be finally taking its toll.

New horror flick.. "the Loy that ate New Knoxville"

J.M., I found that the love and support that was "freely" offered eventually exacted a price. When I took their intermediate class, I started hearing things like "eventually we should come to the realization that we owe our very lives to the ministry that taught us The Word", and other such nonsense. By that time, my B S meter was dulled. At the time, I had a couple of second thoughts, but dismissed them because of the love I experienced in the local fellowship. I think they use love, group approval and the word as a drug. Looking back, I should have stood up and yelled BS! But my senses were already dulled. It was easy to assign my second thoughts as thinking evil, and ignore them. I hope you remember, you do not owe them a **** thing.

"Lets see. You claim that your bible "ministry" is 60+ years old. How come it took you that long to figure out that adultery and beastiality are wrong?"

Eagle.. heh heh. You get my vote, but I think souls will be a-shiverin in the deepest part of he** before the current crowd would let you implement even a quarter of your reforms!

"Why did your current pres allow the former pres to assault women? After all, she admitted that she had knowledge." No coughing, no spitting or ahems.. I think they would run screaming in the night.

"How many women did your former president have sex with?" "Ahemmm, humm, cough cough spit" "well, we'll get back to you."

Me. "What do you have to say about greasespot?" Them.. "well, ahem , ahem.." "What did you do to .... off so many people?" "ahem, cough cough"

Trefor, I did not EVER hear anyone call him Loy. It may have been one of the deep dark secrets, known only to the inner circle!

Sorry, next time I will try to more clear as mud..

Ex- what I meant was that Gartmoor Geer probably told ole Craigers what was going on in Craigers bedchamber. Sorry, too many pronouns..

Funny thing is, Ch***** was probably the best they had to send..

Hello Mr. 123. I think after POP people were pretty much isolated everywhere. The few corpses that I knew that left pretty much kept their mouths shut about what they knew and heard, at least to the regular Joe believer. We just never heard from them again.

Might be interesting to take all of the nominees that really want the job, put them in a locked room, and tell them that the sole survivor will inherit the job. I wonder how graciously they would come to a decision..

Yep. Changing the corporate name of the rock that they are hiding under cannot help them very much.

I can see his old pa pacing around the crib. "Leroy, Lawrence, nah, Lawerence is too sophisticated for this one. We'll call this one Loy."

J.T., just think of it as a match made in heaven. Sorry, more likely made in the other place.

Probably told ole Craigers what was going on "in the Kings bedchamber". Of course anybody with a quarter of a brain could have figured that out..

Well, if not.. the least he could do is to get dressed up in AOS tights then he could look like one of the brides maids.. it is family. Have to work him in somewhere!

Ole Craigers could be "the best man."

Heh heh heh. That's right..

You know. "A dweam wifin a dweam."

Or could it be "twue wove" ?

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Uncle Hairy, I still think our "holiday plan" would be the best revenge..