Ham

Yep.. I know it was quite serious.. makes me wonder though- how in the world did we get people not right in the head in charge? And these guys opinions or mere suggestions were "tantamount to a command". Friggin lunatics. Maybe not all- but quite a few.

Heh heh heh.. at least it would be a "lively" meeting for a change!

heh heh..

Holy cow.. when I think I had it bad, I remind myself that it could have been far worse.. coulda been corpse.

When asked to regurgitate, or rather, "share" the latest vey rag article, be sure to omit the words prevailing, household, abundance, obedience and giving from your little presentation. That oughta do it..

Funny.. your dad sure would have had an interesting poker night.

Too bad I didn't go in the corpses.. all this stuff wouldve driven them bonkers on my birth to corpses thingy.

When I was ten or so, I started eating dog biscuits. After reading the ingredients, I quit eating dog biscuits.

I wonder how many corpse leaders believed in the global conspiracy to contaminate our precious bodily fluids.. or at least to contaminate our precious hotel coffee.

"funny in the head" kinda reminds me of one of my favorite movies of all times.. Dr. Strangelove. "Premier Kissoff, well, ahem, a funny little thing happened. One of our generals, well, went funny in the head".

Well.. how about- circulate a paper condemning adultery. That got at least one guy kicked out.. plus anybody that read it! Wonder what would happen now.

My my, things were different, at least for some of us. Nowadays I bet any productions are scheduled weeks in advance- even for little stick in the middle of nowhere meetings.

Cripe, with all the huff and puff they do about having power and stuff, that's the least they could do for you.. "Over a HUMDRED classes and extensive training, and you can't even raise a stinkin dog from the dead????"

I discovered how to "test" nine volt batteries at a young age. Just apply the terminals to tongue. A fresh battery has just that certain bite..

After the meeting, talk about ANYTHING except for how "blessed" da verd as presented by the convening Mog/Moggette has made you. Talk about sports, the weather- you will stick out like the proverbial sore thumb. Double that for class break times. Talk about ANYTHING that does not support or is not directly related to the evening session, and you're gone.

You could always refuse to pay for the newest, fandangled, best of the best classes. The effects may not be quite immediate, but if you can't "keep up" with the rest, ultimately, you will dissappear out the back door.

Heh heh.. well, I guess crap does not always float.

I just kind of find interesting the contrast- between some of the insignificant piddly little crap people have been tossed out for, compared to what Martifail and cronies pulled off. Unbelievable, almost. The accounts of waste, criminal activity, adultery, etc etc.. and the same bunch really is STILL in charge. I saw people tossed out because they would rather spend time with their kids than to hunt and fish. No friggin joke. Apparently, if your'e supposedly on the top of the food chain, there is NOTHING you cannot get away with, unless you really get the lawyers upset. Look at the alleged "questionable" relationship between the two wives of da vey. Allege half of that to anybody else on the field, substantiated or not, and they're GONE.

After a while, the only way I could get a shot was if they could catch me. No amount of reasoning with me would work..

When I was seven or eight years old, I "discovered" poison ivy. Apparently I had lots of energy, and spent an afternoon running and rolling around a PATCH of it. I do not remember doing that- what I do remember is all the shots. Cortisone, all kinds of stuff to get the swelling down.. I hate doctors to this day.

We love you too, Exie!

"Volunteer to lead a song, and make it one by the Rolling Stones". Linda, that is priceless- I'd make it "Sympathy for da Devil"...

I spent a great deal of my childhood "in trouble"..

Many years ago, when I was a young ham.. before roads, before the earth cooled.. sorry. My brother and I were experimenting, talking to each other through a garden hose. He was on the second floor inside of the house. When he realized that I could actually hear him, he proceeded to taunt me with the worst obscenities that a twelve year old could. I simply hooked my end of the hose to the spigot, and turned on the water..