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From the same article: Landslides. Not something of more of an epic proportion, like throwing continents around, halfway around the world.. OK. Everybody, don't thank me at once, heh heh.

I used to dream about some pretty strange stuff too.. On really vivid one: I "worked over" both donna and rosie for what they did to God's people.. Still didn't get an apology, even in a stinking dream!

Thank God.. Well, it may be a first big step along the way to sanity. I know it was for me. Forgot about it, but my re-establishing ties with some family coincided closely with my departure out of the pit..

Maybe the three stooges. They'd do better research anyway..

Yep! That was it.. Still sounded pretty questionable, to me. Here's the real deal.. I for one would think the gasses could not be used to propel the continents about, especially under the water, in sludge, and in the absence of oxygen.

Never heard it out of VP's mouth, but it was taught during his "reign". Loy probably turned it into a genuine spiritual suspicion type thing. Probably couldn't even harbor the thought of taking fido out to do his business at 1:15.

We were told that that was when the debil did his dirtiest work..

So, where is the little "rascal"? Busy somewhere disintegrating inefficient postal workers or something? Waiting..

So, are the cats just hapless stooges, carried along by the evil plots of their "masters"?

"rolling", heh heh. Well, around here, the usual custom is that the boys do this to a yard where a girl lives that they LIKE. I think der vey is safe in this regard.. Now the marbles, that idea is priceless..

Trefor, I think that one would break the camel's back, heh heh. Maybe this could be optional. The other alternative for the audience would be to wear a complimentary Greasespot Cafe T-shirt.

Interesting. How to raise your family. Just have them take all the classes, show a tacit dissaproval of adultery, don't "mess" with animals, and you're all set for the rewards of all eternity..

Toilet paper can often be used to "decorate" trees.. But I think that is a Michigan custom.

Well, hooray for the Saran Wrap! Just curious. What do you use the Vaseline for?

David, I was wondering when somebody was going to make that point. :P--> But that's what I would have thought, years ago.. Twenty Percent??!!! One expensive little parking spot!

The Krogers store has one of these little gems.. faded sign. I accidently parked in it one day, and the looks I got from some of the ladies walking by..

Well, I'll never look at Filet Mignon quite the same ever again.. But you're right.. "Ptomaine Palace" is still alive (but not well), busy hawking its wares to the FEW that don't have internet access, or those who do not much more of a choice (staff mainly). Still raises its ugly head out of the mire once in a while. Look at the nice pick of the week "endorsement" they tried to use recently. Trying to manufacture more growth? They've gotta be kidding. Gads, they don't need more sales efforts, they need a new product line. Can't make a cash cow out of a dead horse..

"God had a form of rocket fuel underneath the continents. This is what made them to divide in the days of Peleg". Not exact words, but if anybody kept their WAP syllabus (I didn't :)-->) maybe they could give me the exact wording.. Unbelievable.. "The devil froze stuff out and brought the ice age" Equally ludicrous. There has been more than one ice age. Well, must've been more than one fall of lucifer then.. "Physical matter is antecedant to light" Equally ludicrous. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Hope it wasn't because I have bad breath or something.. Anyway, I enjoyed your company. Hope you come back soon..

OK! Well, we'll talk about it with "Uncle Hairy", and if he's game we're on! If not, maybe we need a new "Santa"..

Who's saying VP LCM and Horneyhands WERE the messenger? History kinda repudiates that claim. VP, LCM and Horneyhands may have been pretenders, con artists, plagiarists- but no, not the messenger- in my opinion. I think in a lot of ways, they were like some of the worst kings in Israel. They got cut out of the book..

Well, I'm sure not telling anyone. Nope, not me..

Never seen anybody park a camel in front of a store, but heck- anything's possible..

24. Coffee will NOT be served in re-used, bleached, styrofoam cups. A real espresso maker will be available at all times, with genuine Indonesian (or similar) coffee, ground for each batch.

Yep. I can hear you coming, a tiny voice, "hya, hya mule..", cracking a tiny whip.. Camels is SOOOO stupid.