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An hour later.. doc: Nurse, we need some Thorazine here..

doc: So, (ahem) how long have you been able to part the waters? CG: Are you doubting me? doc: well, it IS a rather extraordinary claim. CG: I'll be glad to let you in on the secret. But you hafta BELIEVE for it to work. For two hundred bucks, I'd be even willing to show you HOW. doc: Well then, if it works, lets see you "believe" to get out of this straight jacket..

By NO means, heh heh. Hey, at least I got us in the right REGION..

Better? Don't think so.. Considering they have been riding a heavily laden train on a highly polished, greased track towards certain doom for decades- inertia itself is working against them. Their recent efforts are like throwing a banana peel accross the track to try to save the joint..

Seems a couple of folks think that this is just a "walk in the park" for people.. Ah, the guarantees in life.. "Well, it worked for ME" Don't tell me that the Almighty somehow "blessed" you- you were damned LUCKY. Yep, I can use that word now.. Take your illusion of light and goodness into a situation where your only choice is very very bad, or much much worse. Let's see what it does to YOU. But no, you were never in that position. Seems government involvement in something like this is very, very slow. But once they are involved, you may not exactly get the results you desire, or deserve, for that matter. Even with them at their BEST, dealing with courts, judges, lawyers, social workers, you name it- can hardly be described as a pleasurable experience. You have no clue.

Transportation Official: So, you're telling me that we really don't NEED the bridge. That with your magnamimous demeanor, you will simply wave your hand, make the water recede, and allow traffic to safely go accross.. C.G. That's about the size of it. All for just a little one million smackeroos. Think of the money you will "save". Your constituents would be very pleased in the next election. T.O. ...and that you will last longer than the bridge, because you simply believe that you can't die? C.G. Yep. I learned it all from the "best". T.O. That's EXACTLY what I thought. Security!!! Next: C.G. in his interview with the docs..

It has been posted: their representative said that TWI would take care of their financial "obligation" of paying said SOB's bills for him while he was in the can..

But to implicate, or suggest MO somehow was responsable for all this.. kind of like accusing Jeffry Dalmer's parents of failing to teach him proper etiquette.

Lessee.. 1. TWI KNOWS that this SOB was accused, at the least, of molesting kids. 2. TWI moves the SOB to the farthest reaches of the earth, and somehow, disregards to inform their "members" what said SOB did, no less what he was capable of. 3. SOB repeats what he did, only on a much larger scale than before. 4. TWI throws mud, dirt, sand, bricks, anything they can possibly find into the machinery to save their miserable, complicit hides, besides whatever good name they thought they had.. You tell me. From what I can tell, TWI has DESTROYED this family. And who is the destroyer, biblically speaking? Call it an isolated incidence if you wish- but just one time brands them as traitors, to all of us. They would have let the bastard do the same thing to my kids, or yours, if you have any. And you'd be scum, the lowest of the earth if you blew the whistle on the greasy bastards. There are those in my area that probably still don't even know that this happened.

All right Juan.. this is "killing" me. If you won't, I MUST. C.G. Say, that looks like an AWFUL expensive bridge you're putting in there.. Road worker. Yep. We call that your tax dollars at work. Just a paltry twenty million. C.G. What if I told you I could do the same job kind of, for a lot less? I'd do it for one mil. R.W. Who do you think you are, Santa Clause? Quit bothering me. C.G. Sure, sure, just wait for the "gathering" friend. Oh by the vey, god's richest blessings to you in the name of..." R.W. Don't let the cab door hit you in the a** too hard. Next, C.G. at the state capital..

Yep. And they made sure it was served raw.

Ah yes.. typical. Amazing the efforts they took to put their stinking little trademark on it..

Or, "but, but, it was so much FUN for the rest of us.. heck, even some folks got to SIT" Double Ptooie. They sold us a stinking illusion. And took extraordinary efforts to ensure that the little bubble would not break.

Yep. And I'd a found myself here, years later, facing the same crap. "Well, you just shoulda believed or something.." Ptooie.

ONE of the things that REALLY bothers me about this, is how der "good" ole vey has left this situation UNRESOLVED. Cover it all up, call the victim "possessed" or worse, claim it wasn't all that bad.. makes this a CURRENT issue. Not that I expect to get one, but they owe ME an explanation. Why they were so spiritually inept. Why they couldn't see evil if even if it spit in their face. How they could miss so MANY "details". WHY they would just rather cover it up. They owe. They would have let the same SOB do the same .... to MY kids. I was just "lucky"- that they did not ship the bastard off to MY area.

Hey Juan, how about a new installment: Chris in New Jersey. "Parting" the East River.. Just a thought, heh heh.

Plus, it makes the non-members feel just so "spayshul" or something. then ole rosie gets a thought- heck if they're THAT special, we oughta see quite a following..

Some of the reports given here may be considered petty, but I don't think so. I think ALL the accounts have great value. They really can give people a proper perspective about what really got "leadership's" attention. What got their "attention": Don't tithe, as a minimum Don't go to "twig", or whatever it is now.. Fail to be able to regurgitate the latest rag article in front of "friends" God forbid, don't put four cubes of ice in the MOG's diet coke.. Fail to stand for the SOB when he walks in at the right time.. Fail to contribute by bringing new blood to the latest and greatest class, more than a class or so in a row.. Just makes you "worthless", "unproductive". REALLY gets their attention. Contrast this to the "attention" "Mr." Urquhart receives from the hands of der vey: "Promise not to do it again?" "Sure, sure.." "OK. Lets just let bygones be bygone. Here, we have a place for you in Alaska, no worries 'mate'." I saw one guy reamed at least three or four new holes- IN FRONT OF FORTY PEOPLE!!!! - for- singing too loudly. This coincides closely with the time of "Mr" Urquharts "service" in der vey.

May I add, they were SO successful, that only this year, this little "transgression" came to my attention. They would've shipped the SOB off somewhere ELSE and not told anybody, if they could have- heck, they already did it once. Does that answer the question? But let's not blame der vey, by no means. They were far far too "busy", "moving da verd". Too busy- just plain worn out from reaming people like me for breathing "their" air, or putting four ice cubes in the cup instead of three..

Yep that'll do something.. Oh well. I didn't MEAN this to be silly.. :o--> Would the guy with the badge here put this out of its misery, and put it where it really belongs?

My God.. And they REALLY wonder why "the world" HATES them. Not because of "the truth" they claim to hold. Not because of their "bold stand" for god.

Mo, I had no idea it was (is) THAT bad. :(--> And some times I think I have good reason to curse.. The only thing I can guess in all this: rosie and gang must NOT believe there really is a God..

Hey, wasn't he Joshua once too? Probably also Ralph Waldo Emerson too. He could really head up a fortune 500 company. He comes with his own committee..

Hey, maybe the docs will let me and "Paul" meet in the nicely cushioned room..

Yep. And I'm Napoleon, too..