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It may be silly, but no aspersions to Mike here. I think he'd run it like it traditionally was.

Remove the comma, and that's about right..

Naw, then we can have a real election, and a silly election.

Holy smokes.. I'm leading four to one.. Probably more of a vote for beer, schnaps, pretzels and women folk.. than for me. :D--> Those poor devils there could probably really use a party like that.. :)-->

Well, if the moderator is doing his job, and this gets moved to silly, that's a moot point anyway. :)-->

I get all the chads..

Sorry, only five choices. Feel free to write in if you wish. Moderator: You may move this to its proper setting, if you wish.

Well, you've heard all the debate, all the arguments. Who indeed should be the next president?

That WAS the first "sign" in the gospel of John, after all..

Pouring out wine like water might be another. "Let the Party begin!"

I see there is no "Zod on lawyers" section. Hmmm. Maybe I ought give him a suggestion. Raf, you're "lucky". Zod just loves his press!

Naw, that's pineapple polluted non-pizza for those darn pizza "purists".

"and free pretzels"

Beer in the big top? Never heard of it.. must have missed that year! OK. "The big top will feature good entertainment, nice waitresses (woo hoo!) and all the beer you can drink, for $9.95". Acceptable? :D-->

Pressed down could put on a pretty good show in the old days.. Joyful Noise, Good Seed, even some early Branded. The later years though, everybody seemed to be more beat into biblical submission or something..

Sorry, most recent years, the entertainment was a little drab. No aspersions cast on Ted or Socks :o--> Should've been a little more specific! :)-->

Neither is a self-serving, egotistical bully with delusions of grandeur..

Well.. If they treat them anything like Mrs. W, they won't be there. For long, anyway..

And to think to this day, some people still worship the miserable SOB..

Well, whadya know, it worked! "Oh, Mighty Paw, thanks be to your all wise, all knowing, omniscience.." :D-->

Ted, now I'm "all shook up". :)-->

I imagine after two or three quarts of beer, you may have a little bit of a problem FINDING the head. Of course, you may be highly motivated. :D-->

Well, I'm thinking about it, Mr. 123.. Campaign promises, campaign promises.. lemmee see.. If the land cannot be legally given back to the Wierwille family.. 1. Staffers will no longer be required to listen to rants during meals. They will be required to sit and listen to my jokes, however.. 2. The Rock of Ages will resume. Only without the required meetings and work schedules. No charges to campers, except for minimal fees for waste disposal. a. The "big top" will feature beer, nice waitresses, and some REAL talent.. 3. The "Corps" chalet will cleaned out with a fire hose, and returned to the corps. Or anyone else who needs it, for that matter. 4. The auditorium will be available for local events, AT NO CHARGE. 5. Anybody who even SUGGESTS coming up with a new and improved seminar, required to be taken to be on the "who's who" list, will be smartly rapped in the head with a ballpeen hammer. 6. ALL classes and materials will FINALLY be thoroughly documented, with an exhaustive "works cited" page.

We could make him an honorary greasespotter..

Problem is, they leave the subject looking like goo.. oh well, back to the drawing board. :)-->