hmm. This is Doctrinal, isn't it?
Maybe the two witnesses are ryan and what's his name.. the guy who lost the election..
starts with an "r".
not ryan, the other guy..
the two "witnesses".. given the power to smite the earth, as they wish..
it you interpret an election gone wrong as death..
then these two jokesters end up reincarnated in tea party II..
sowy. my mind runs sometimes..
after three days, *they* shall rise again..
sowy, I'm trying here..