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I think this comment it rather enlightening: Hmm.. I wonder who recommended the "geezer" fellowship.. why does one have to meet with the state "coordinator" to begin with? This was only about a year ago.. why can't one simply "go and see" of their own accord, see if things really have changed? I wonder if she had to write a letter to headquarters to even schedule the meeting..

How is it I can just smell the arrogance of the *man*.. it just sounds like a ploy the vicster would use.. "wah wah, you all don't really believe me.. I'll "unbless" you by removing my presence, and go somewhere else.." I'm suprised anybody else would receive him with open arms.. I think probably about the only reason he can even function.. he flies as low as he can below internet radar. Looks like, not for much longer..

I think if a person has to ask the other guy if he's possessed.. or what the specific problem is- maybe they are on the wrong track. That pretty much defined counselling in der vey, toward the end of the ninties.. "umm, figure out what your problem is (what spurt you got) and get back with us. then we may be able to get somewhere.." Maybe some of you have had experiences otherwise, but other than the general evil nature of man in the world.. I haven't seen any specific empirical evidence that debil spurts, at least as defined by der vey, even exist.. even through my entire "tenure" in the organization. Haven't seen them teleport loot out of a locked bank vault.. haven't seen them teleport ANYTHING anyway.. I think they manner the advanced class presented this whole subject.. was a kingdom of entities with varying levels of authority, but micromanaged. Yeah, loy talked about "organized chaos" and the like, but there in the syllabus you find all of these "specialized" spirits to choose from..

Normally, not with non-ionizing radiation. That's one thing Einstein proved, that the energy involved for the photoelectric effect to occur does not depend on how strong the "radiation" is (i.e. such as the difference between the radiation emitted by a hundred watt light bulb vs. a 40 watt one), but on FREQUENCY. No matter how much the oven "leaks", it will never be sufficient to ionize the ordinary molecules in the human body. Now it can ionize neon.. which is a pretty neat thing to see. You can take an old neon lamp, and move it around the door of the microwave oven, and if there is a sufficient leak, it lights up. I think microwaves MAY ionize gold, maybe silver and a few other metals.. interesting to see if you put them in the oven by themselves. Most of us don't realize what kind of bath we're taking in radiation, day and night. Even if the power is off. There's so much from natural sources that we cannot detect. Seems we can only detect a rather thin sliver of the spectrum- visible light and what produces heat in human tissue. Camp fires are a pretty good source.. probably 90 percent or more can't be seen with the eye.

I'd put this in silly, but it was one of the insane thoughts on the mind of loy.. I only got bits and pieces, but what was the big deal? Why did he really think that the ovens were evil, or possessed.. or whatever? was it because he himself couldn't figure out how to make one work? Couldn't get the clock to do anything exept 00:00 or --:-- ?

Normally, to get a psychology degree practically ANYWHERE.. a person has to pass at least one science type of class.. most places two.. Physics I, Physics II.. or Geology or something.. Chemistry I maybe. maybe they made an exception for the loyster.. or vic beat any real kind of logic out of him decades prior to this. What did he think? That the oven made the food radioactive or something? Most people know that unless you're dealing with gamma rays, or some seriously accelerated particles, all it's gonna do is "wiggle" the molecules in the food a little, not unlike heating over an open fire. Maybe he heard the "beep, beep, beep" at the end of a cook cycle, and thought the thing was possessed..

I dunno. The "geezer fellowship" comments certainly weren't solicited by any of us here.. I'd imagine rosie and donna might affectionatly refer to each other as "geezers".. but some young whipper snapper.. I'd imagine there would be some consequences. I'll have to look there again.. I think they are ignoring me..

Jimi Hendrix "Are you experienced" Most of the album is actually pretty decent..

I think "they" have the monumental "opportunity" here, to pull off the posturing and religious garb they've sown for THEMSELVES.. and just be "real".. will the "real" J.L. stand up.. maybe that's asking for too much.. I'll bet he can be openly sarcastic and arrogant.. as well as loving, kind.. I really think they want to be something that they in a human sense can never be..

Pedicure? ewwwww.. EEEEK.. They say udder creme will do the trick though.. ewwwwww...

I think I'm glad I didn't get to sit at the mogster's feet. they say mog feet can smell every bit as bad as anyone elses.. Scholls products can help...

Not to mention what they owe THEMSELVES. A chance to look at the man in the mirror.. be "da man" they knew to be.. or are they gonna wait the rest of a lifetime, and have some stupid motto like that on their tombstone..

Slow internet site is no joke.. third day and the finest piece of sarcasm since the earth cooled, at least from their perspective, still just lays there.. Yeah, it is heartening to see at least one of them acknowledge the geraiatric state of affairs in der vey.. just don't get in TOO big a hurry to bury to poor geezers.. :)

Happy Birthday, friend. Hope you have an especially nice day!

Well, I thought I'd try something slightly different. Let's see if they have a sense of humor.. might get me banned faster than you..

Well.. I think Tweety and I are relatives.. kinda.. but this character.. he may be egotistical, arrogant, sarcastic.. he's met the "master".. I have to slap mysef regularly so I don't alienate too many people..

He'll probably think it was a compliment..

I'm a baaaad squirrel.. I done dood it..

I'm sorry for your loss too, dear friend. How a group can define what the "proper" way of dying is kinda nuts. I think it boils down to: if you were "faithful" for years upon years.. gave rather generously.. kissed enough wrinkled rear ends, often and profusely, didn't confront evil or be responsible for "controversy", one could then have a "good" death. Even then, that varied from one case to the next. Other than that, people were slandered after death, that their unfaithfulness, sin, or something else caused it..

Should I post that over on myspace? whadya think?

Hmm. That's one MORE good reason to not be in der vey.. especially at fifty something. Maybe the youngster just needs a little training. Before you bury the "old geezer".. 1. Check to see if the body is still warm.. 2. If the old guy passes condition number one (above)- Check for a pulse, or other normally self apparent bodily functions as breathing,etc.. 3. If you just can't tell, give him a fair chance to respond. "If you feel anything when I hit you soundly in the head with a shovel, tell me.." 4. After exhausting all possibilities, then you may bury him.

Well.. since you asked.. actually though.. the youngster does make an interesting observation.. der vey is turning into a "retirement" community. He might be rude, arrogant, nasty, self absorbed and *slightly* sarcastic, but other than that he seems to be a nice guy..

Hmmm. Well, I hope at least some of you got a laugh..

I did..

more of the same reply.. "Jackpot fellowsip of Geezers"? Yeah.. maybe there's "something" "available" if you are willing to travel outside your zone.. maybe three states away. There's always the few, the elite "younger" crowd in the 150 mile zone, patiently waiting for the "geezers" to die off, so they can do something.. sheesh.. I wonder if the guy really knows the eyes of us strange, eerie internet things are upon him..