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Ham

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  1. supposedly they produce more nutritious eggs. sowie..
  2. ah yes. Patterned after a "mentor".. so we have a new "uncle in the furniture business.." I won't say how one of these "uncles" found their demise in Detroit.. All I'll say is they found him..
  3. If he dressed up like Elvis.. his presentation might be a little more effective..
  4. well.. Got involved in the community.. then I purged all materials published by day way from my library.. once I consumed about 300 or so morning glory seeds. Not quite sure where that got me.. but one thing I haven't tried.. pick up a ouija board. Just can't bring myself to do it.. OK.. so what was the most bizarre thing YOU'VE done since leaving da way? I attended a unitarian universalist church a couple of times. Without once having the thought that they were possessed..
  5. Ham

    The Way

    Ha! Well, you have to practice the material SOMEWHERE..
  6. Oooh, oooh rosie, it gave us an "m".. and an "o".. ... r, e, d, r a m.... b....."
  7. Have they considered using a Ouija board? There's even an online version.. http://www.witchboard.com Linder could try it. Supposed to be immune to spirits and all anyway..
  8. Hmm. That just might suggest a lot of bizarre inbreeding or something.. Has anyone checked to see how many fingers the offspring has?
  9. Hmm.. like the Boys from Brazil I guess.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Boys_from_Brazil_(film) Same here..
  10. I dunno.. I think the vicster just picked up whatever sounded "spiffy".. something to jazz up the old church joint. True or not.. eventually, the trail of outrageous claims catch up with one..
  11. Ham

    Is this cat alive or dead?

    You put butter on its back. Now a cat always falls on its feet.. but a buttered cat MUST fall on its back..
  12. What I can't understand is how someone could sink as low as to name their offspring after him..
  13. Ham

    RumRunner

    I was going to put on Spirit tonight.. Nature's way and all.. but it is the first time I seriously listened to anything yes.. beyond Relayer..
  14. Ham

    Is this cat alive or dead?

    I should have captioned it Schroedinger's Cat..
  15. Ham

    RumRunner

    I'm so sorry Dooj.. I don't know what to say..
  16. ha! Now.. lets not anger the horse or anything..
  17. It's not going to be "good"... sorry if it seems I'm talking to myself..
  18. I wish.. somebody could tell me what the hell it is I'm seeing here.. "I'm OK." are you "OK"?
  19. and the vicster was only a small microcosm of this..
  20. It always never seems to happen.. only postponed..
  21. it is the worst.. opportunistic hedonism.. one could imagine.. it would even devour itself.. if there weren't a few rules.. what the heck.. lets just.. ignore a few rules.. I just wonder what is going to happen when somebody has to REALLY be "the bad guy" here..
  22. too bad they run the economies of the world.. well.. for the most part.. some of them have already complained that victims of the current oil spill will have *some* (read that as a *little*) legal recourse.. Only in America, I guess.. others in the world have to resort to piracy and such on the high seas..
  23. I love that movie.. I mean.. every day, the same thing.. until one becomes eternally bored enough and has to try something .. new..
  24. and never forget da great secret.. da word of Horse is da will of Horse.. not that I need it.. but if some of you could find me some LSD.. I'd be *REAL* fun..
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