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Ham

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  1. Hah! the mailman times a thousand.. heh.. so Waysider.. you end up here for some Gawd forsaken reason.. there are only cats to deal with, besides the amenable humans..
  2. If you know the answers.. please don't give them to me. Spoilers and all.. Maybe I'm a pile of .... in a garden somewhere.. well.. whatever existence is..
  3. I wish.. it were as easy for me.. sorry. I don't know what the hell I am.. I know what I DON'T like. does that count?
  4. God Bless you.. congratulations.. I can't add much here..
  5. sorry.. "heh".. don't be too afraid.. what do we do now.. I dunno..
  6. I dunno.. I think it's because jim never WOULD.. does that make sense?
  7. there is only one time I've been bit.. I didnt check with the animal in charge.. that's AIC. heh just had to bite, on a matter of principle..
  8. Honest to God.. on a service call.. I'd (for the most part) ask the creatures of the domain.. permission to enter.. I know it sounds nuts..
  9. Oh yes friend.. I understand completely.. I did that too for a while.. I'd make friends with the animals when I entered the abode, long before I'd make friends with the humans.. the humans were clueless.. easier to deal with.. :)
  10. I dunno.. personally, I think it's elitism in the life beyond (before) that is the problem to begin with.. but what do I know.. I'm nuts to begin with..
  11. the same dog from hell.. we had a *domesticated* rabbit. Sometimes allowed it to free range in the back yard.. it would hide in the neigbor's (dogs) wood pile. Forever tormenting this dog from hell.. the dog was leashed with a rope.. and thought it knew the rope line.. the rabbit was smarter than the dog..
  12. I'll pray for Sam.. that someone comes along.. with hot dogs..
  13. why is it "sheeple" appeared in my mind before you even mentioned the word..
  14. Hmm.. dunno. Maybe Sam has collaborated with the wrong humans.. there is a cure to this. Hot dogs. You feed the monstrous gargantuan what's the word.. teaming at the thought of rabidly attacking you conditioned animal.. hot dogs. He starts wiggling his tail, smiling, as you approach with.. hot dogs.. soon, one has the mastery.. the then malevolent creature from hades, yipping and anticipating.. hot dogs.. It's one of the few things the ex taught me.. gawd bless her.. the trained ultra conditioned animal ended up.. biting its master..
  15. Hmm. All I can say is.. don't step on the grass, Sam..
  16. maybe.. hum.. maybe he's hiding out in a titanic bunker somewhere on the east coast with geero, waiting for the allied forces to pass on by..
  17. Maybe the question should be.. which rock was picked up first, when he made his appearance?
  18. what I'm wondering though.. even more intriguing than the foxes triumph of sorts.. how did young moneyhands end up with four kids? I mean.. convince (or scam) someone to have four of them? sorry, I know its an evil question..
  19. Perhaps. My thought is he is trying to convince HIMSELF of something, anything..
  20. I dunno. Maybe it's just that he's a goon.. you know, a hired thug.. could be that simple.. who knows..
  21. *They* say he's living in some titanic bunker somewhere on the east coast.. Yep.. the allied forces are slowly approaching..
  22. I remember the old sob droning on about how the Mormons were able to get all their thousands, and "gawd's people" somehow wouldn't step up to da "challenge" or something.. the mormons weren't exactly "sent forth" in wowmobiles and barely with the clothes on their backs either, were they?
  23. did young moneyhands ever end up with a legitimate degree anywhere?
  24. maybe the question should be.. where do the holy umemployed go..
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