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They really shouldn't be charging people for dancing lessons. Nor passing the cornucopia.. or .. anything.. and it seems like every once in a while.. rozilla springs a survey.. what can we DO to get things rolling again.. so this is the perfect answer. Teach them how to dance. No, not your bulbous self ms(?) rivenbark. Pay for some *real* dancing lessons..

and hopefully figure out they need a higher education than da way has to offer.. in other words,go back to school. It's either that or the strange moonwalk for the rest of their days.. "christians(?) [who] don't dance.." shouldn't charge for dancing lessons, either.

ah yes. but with a broadband internet connection.. and for universities and military places its a must anymore.. one search, and the new "mark" can find that within a few years of mind-numbing classes and seminars, they can learn to moon walk like the "experts"

Why Ann Arbor? Its a college town. It's where a lot of parents send their kids, who have absolutely no idea of what they want to do in life.. da way has always been keen on this idea.. new marks just ripe for the picking..

in a mathematical sense.. I'm ready to invoke Cauchy's theorem..or the deformation theorem.. your choice.. they both seem to be the same.. the *teacher* leaves us in suspense.. but I know the end evaluation.. math is "easy".. people.. well.. they are far more than worth it..

Well.. I dunno.. it didn't end up so well with Brian Wilson..

Yeah.. they were invited to the White House.. no joke.. to see what I see.. all you'd have to do is smear some "stuff" along with what was the magic chemical.. DMSO. It goes immediately through the skin. Along with whatever chemical that isn't in a molecularly sense, too large, right through one's skin.. Nixon could have *really* been a hippie.. hey.. there are worse things..

ha! I watched the interview.. excuse my feeble paraphrase.. "we were so clueless to think if we dropped enough acid and intellectually improved ourselves... that we'd bring about some kind of revolution.." you know.. she and Abbie Hoffman came about 600 micrograms close to changing Richard Nixon's destiny.. Sorry.. I'm just an observer here..

I'd be far more afraid (ahem be aware of) the people in my own household.. must've not taught the kid the bible or something.. pathetic..

I'd have Grace Slick meet them at the door.. "and today, we are serving the finest of cambodian, columbian.." I've read she was a marvellous host in the old days..

regarding that little numbnuts.. I really don't have any more to say. Blood is on his own head.. addicted to admiration of "da people".. friggin idjit.. you're on your own fella..

just make sure they are large beers. Very, very, large..

I don't think it was an illusion. Maybe it was a memory of what we abandoned long ago..

well.. tobacco is a nasty habit. I'd rather smoke something that would actually DO something..

No... but it's always existed on the other side of existence.. we (in the crazy Squirrel's opinion) have made too many agreements to avoid it here, at least entirely.. why flee from perfection, one might ask.. maybe one just needed just a short coffee (or gawd forbid.. cigarette) break..

I dunno. Maybe it's like the question of the chicken and the egg.. which came first. The bad behavior, or the arrogance..

ha! don't take it wrong, but an unclean Squirrel here loves you..

God bless you friend.. :) sometimes I think.. I frown on religious rage regardless of the road.. maybe its the same thing..

I generally accept the label only in a cultural sense.. generally that is the belief of the society that I sprung from.. culturally, yes. Mom and Dad went to church.. my brother still does sometimes.. most of us "came out" in the sixties.. I am not Atheist. That would imply I'm smart enough to figure there isn't a god.. I'm just not that intelligent.. nor claim to be..

Perhaps. That still does not explain Georgia.. ha! Now what did Georgia ever do to deserve this?

what I see in this.. they've chosen a rather wide variety of venues. That is, as wide a variety as six "teams" can invade (ahem, witness to).. maybe it's their last gasp for breath.. or close to it.. they want to reach either any or all of.. a rural community a retirement village a *very* college (intellectual) community.. whatever Georgia and Austin Texas have to offer.. maybe they want to know who really wants them.. as an organization..

ha! well.. Idaho, I really can't figure.. they are supposed to get JOBS aren't they? just seems.. out in the cold October weather in the middle of nowhere so to speak.. what's it cost to go "wow" anymore? even in better economic times I had a hard time trying to find a part time job in late August and September to cater to my needs..

I wonder why they even persist.. I wonder even more how they came up with the bizarre variety of locations. They don't seem to have anything in common.. You have a college town, a retirement area.. some place representative of rural America.. why Georgia, I can't figure. Maybe they like peaches, or pecans.. or maybe they just threw darts at a board at a distance..

hmm.. like before.. I've been asking too much.. You'll have to ask yourself someday..

say yes, and you own it..