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I wonder if the university is aware of their "presence" yet. Could always send a few masters level psych or sociology students to check it out..

i.e. you don't think the good citizens of Ann Arbor will pay them to go away, onto more "fertile" fields?

Maybe they could use a few lessons.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZhE_qlqFTw&feature=related

so.. why Ann Arbor? Students are a little smarter, for sure. But then there's the possibility of "winning" drunk or otherwise inebriated students with shill or date and switch techniques.. it's really a long shot. They aren't exactly "sent" to run classes though, are they? Isn't the whole purpose to "confront" da world with der verd? Or in other words, a program to "train" the group in methods of being obnoxious?

Why can't he just "believe gawd" and hitch-hike to "lead" like the rest of the plebs? Just a thought.. donate ten bucks so he won't get busted for vagrancy anywhere along the way..

An "outsider's" observation: Your unspoken function was always a moving target. I know a few sincere folks, went in to become "da best" minister of Jesus Christ they could be.. so the "function" was supposed to be a minister.. then they pulled the "gift ministries" off the shelf.. then it turned into "twig coordinator" training.. which seemed to be exactly what you describe. Then loy turned the "function" into that of unemployed meddlers and informants.. maybe to some degree it was that all the time..

Can't you just feel da love.. bombing. Just makes me want to pull up my roots, move to Ann Arbor, and see if they would invite me to *twig*.

I would agree. But those of different faiths might not think so.. who gets the airtime on the nightly news show? Seems to be most offensive morons like this.. or the lone numbnuts threatening to publicly burn Korans.. *we* must appear to be savages.. mostly living in quaint houses.

Ha! Well. They got *jobs* (?) a tenement in which to stay.. but can they dance?

don't even think of bringing the Penguins in on this.. heh..

mr (if da boss left you that way) l*nder, please put this in the "suggestion box." Or your once muscle bound slowly becoming pudgy replacement. Thank you.

hmmm. The rats seem to know the shortest path off of a sinking ship, however. know when to jump off the bow of some sinking cult, early enough to populate an offshoot..

They really shouldn't be charging people for dancing lessons. Nor passing the cornucopia.. or .. anything.. and it seems like every once in a while.. rozilla springs a survey.. what can we DO to get things rolling again.. so this is the perfect answer. Teach them how to dance. No, not your bulbous self ms(?) rivenbark. Pay for some *real* dancing lessons..

and hopefully figure out they need a higher education than da way has to offer.. in other words,go back to school. It's either that or the strange moonwalk for the rest of their days.. "christians(?) [who] don't dance.." shouldn't charge for dancing lessons, either.

ah yes. but with a broadband internet connection.. and for universities and military places its a must anymore.. one search, and the new "mark" can find that within a few years of mind-numbing classes and seminars, they can learn to moon walk like the "experts"

Why Ann Arbor? Its a college town. It's where a lot of parents send their kids, who have absolutely no idea of what they want to do in life.. da way has always been keen on this idea.. new marks just ripe for the picking..

in a mathematical sense.. I'm ready to invoke Cauchy's theorem..or the deformation theorem.. your choice.. they both seem to be the same.. the *teacher* leaves us in suspense.. but I know the end evaluation.. math is "easy".. people.. well.. they are far more than worth it..

Well.. I dunno.. it didn't end up so well with Brian Wilson..

Yeah.. they were invited to the White House.. no joke.. to see what I see.. all you'd have to do is smear some "stuff" along with what was the magic chemical.. DMSO. It goes immediately through the skin. Along with whatever chemical that isn't in a molecularly sense, too large, right through one's skin.. Nixon could have *really* been a hippie.. hey.. there are worse things..

ha! I watched the interview.. excuse my feeble paraphrase.. "we were so clueless to think if we dropped enough acid and intellectually improved ourselves... that we'd bring about some kind of revolution.." you know.. she and Abbie Hoffman came about 600 micrograms close to changing Richard Nixon's destiny.. Sorry.. I'm just an observer here..

I'd be far more afraid (ahem be aware of) the people in my own household.. must've not taught the kid the bible or something.. pathetic..

I'd have Grace Slick meet them at the door.. "and today, we are serving the finest of cambodian, columbian.." I've read she was a marvellous host in the old days..

regarding that little numbnuts.. I really don't have any more to say. Blood is on his own head.. addicted to admiration of "da people".. friggin idjit.. you're on your own fella..

just make sure they are large beers. Very, very, large..