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Ham

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  1. I would say "stranger things have happened.." but no. I can't think of one off the top of my head.. or even after hours of deep reflection..
  2. thanks *mr* (cough) capone.. I dunno. Maybe Capone was more holy and noble.. he didn't try selling God did he?
  3. Yeah Waysider.. I was going to mention *mr(?)* free doughnuts capone.. but having mentioned him so many times before, I didn't think it would do any good..
  4. How so? I don't remember the methodists promoting a god who wanted people to be sick and poor.. they just didn't seem entirely sure who/what God is/was.. but what's wrong with a few undefined terms? "promoting" is I really think the whole issue here. can you "promote" the Almighty? I mean.. what kind of promotion do you think you can give Him? ah. maybe you mean promote as in.. what? How, or in what manner do you suggest you are "promoting" him? suggesting the existence of? Defining? just a few questions.. communication is much easier if we agree on a few terms.. see.. eventually you will have to come to terms with the concept that there are people, not much unlike you, who suffer, etc. etc.. and it really isn't their first choice here.. it might actually end up being YOU..
  5. I know.. it's a long goodbye. 8 minutes, 18 seconds..
  6. I dunno.. I have a real issue with any kind of spirituality for sale. I don't think one can "market" spirituality.. it turns into poisonous snake oil the very moment the greasy price tag finds itself attached..
  7. maybe we could get the victors to strike up a emotional tune.. tears start flowing in my eyes as I speak.. sob... *I'm selling a Bridge...* *across da divide...* *the tickets are cheap*.. *just $9.95*... *do do do doooo*..
  8. assuming that "God's power is not a scam.." I would suggest that da victoid sold you something you already had.. not unlike selling a pass, to cross da bridge to Manhattan any time your heart desires to..
  9. God Bless you friend.. I haven't asked for a while.. how is my fellow ham friend Fred doing?
  10. hmm.. snowflakes are white.. depending on what angle one observes..
  11. I dunno. If we were all the same, wouldn't that be boring? maybe that's why we bet the farm for this existence.. sometimes I've only had the luxury of only being marginally different.. only a few times I've kicked the Greasespot "foot"..
  12. Ham

    Song of the moment

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldXFxtqKGmU
  13. looks like snow scheduled there Monday.. http://www.epodunk.com/cgi-bin/weatherInfo.php?locIndex=55275
  14. if you don't mind me saying.. da *miracle* came cheap. I mean, if one lives in Michigan.. it has not been unknown to snow in June.. it even snows in Hell, in Michigan..
  15. that says almost everything, doesn't it? maybe he wasn't "plodding ahead with the things of God".. soo... what then. he then makes a deal with some "entity" to give him a multi-level marketing scheme, not as it had been known since the first century..
  16. tell the moon dog, tell the march hare.. I'm still trying to figure who Jon was describing who was "here".. if it was Owsley, it would make sense..
  17. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqMPJ7EeWLs sorry, the Squirrel is "gone" here.. I'd say "wish you were here.." but then we'd have to get into even stranger things..
  18. maybe its more.. she coughs up, her last ball of fur..
  19. ha! if I had a choice.. maybe I shouldn't say.. if it were a small thing enough as curling up somewhere in the Whitehouse, with 600 micrograms of something in me.. Nixon should be so lucky.. God, I love Grace Slick..
  20. Tell the moon dog, tell the march hare.. I hope it is more than wierwille here.. I wish somebody could tell me what it is I'm seeing here.. your silhouette will charge the view..
  21. now they just worship his offspring.. scary, no?
  22. Ham

    one last wish.

    even Balaam had an foot..
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