Cindy!

I've been trying to find this song to post here...but no luck...Sudo or Krys...can you find it and post it so we can hear it??? Thanks mucho!!! Chinny

hmmm...dunno....I was at Gunnison my first year and HQ my final year...until I left during Christmas break....

This I Promise You by N'Sync to ml, Ohh ohh... When the visions around you, Bring tears to your eyes And all that surround you, Are secrets and lies I'll be your strength, I'll give you hope, Keeping your faith when it's gone The one you should call, Was standing here all along.. And I will take You in my arms And hold you right where you belong Till the day my life is through This I promise you This I promise you I've loved you forever, In lifetimes before And I promise you never... Will you hurt anymore I give you my word I give you my heart (give you my heart) This is a battle we've won And with this vow, Forever has now begun... Just close your eyes (close your eyes) Each loving day (each loving day) I know this feeling won't go away (no..) Till the day my life is through This I promise you.. This I promise you.. Over and over I fall (over and over I fall) When I hear you call Without you in my life baby I just wouldn't be living at all... And I will take (I will take you in my arms) You in my arms And hold you right where you belong (right where you belong) Till the day my life is through This I promise you baby Just close your eyes Each loving day (each loving day) I know this feeling won't go away (no..) Every word I say is true This I promise you Every word I say is true This I promise you Ooh, I promise you... ily, tmd

You got it, Zixy!!! Care for a sip????? (muhahaha)

RB... You forgot one!!!! NEVERMIND - usually said by a woman after she has said something to a man where he replied "What"...translation of NEVERMIND!!!! is....you are a MAN...how can you POSSIBLY have the intelligence to comprehend what *I* just said...so don't even bother your neanderthal "mind"... *I* am certainly NOT going to explain it to you. So NEVERMIND, RB!!!! It's FINE!!!! (hehehe)

*BUZZ* no, but thanks for playing!!!! (hint: seven dwarfs, think about it)

don't take offense....I'm just kidding....well, mostly!!!!!!!! facts about men 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. 5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. 7. Definition of a bachelor- a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 9. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it. 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks. 14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. 15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

Nick the Dragon Slayer was an official in King Arthur's court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death. One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put it into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a heroUpon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer could have cared less, and knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King shooed him away with no payment made. The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's loincloth. The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer... MORAL OF THE STORY............ Pay your bills.

Happy Birthday Lifted!!!! And many, many more!!!! love ya, Chinny and gang!!!!!

Tech Support calls "YOU" for help -Some1 at work tells u a joke and u say "LOL" -U watch TV with the closed captioning turned on -U have called out some1's SN (screen name) while making love to your significant other -U keep begging ur friends to get an account so "we can hang out" -Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome -You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet peeps face-to-face -U have a vanity car tag with ur SN on it -U have to get a 2nd phone line just so u can call Pizza Hut -U no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, or complete sentences -U have met over 100 AOLers -U begin to say "heh heh heh " instead of laughing (OH YEAH...big time!!) -When some1 says "What did you say?" you reply "Scroll up!" -U find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the night when ur spouse is asleep. -U turn down the lights and close the blinds so people won't know ur online again -U know more about AOL friends' daily routines than u do ur own spouses -U find yourself lying to others about ur time online & when they complain that ur phone was busy u claim it was off the hook. -U have an identity crisis if some1 is using a screen name close to ur own -U would rather tell people that ur bloodshot eyes are from partying too much than the truth (online all night) -U change ur SN so much that u have to look at ur own profile to see who u r -U type messages to people while u are on the phone with them at the same time -U won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved -Your dog leaves u -U name ur pets after people u talk to -U smile sideways.... :-) (When writing letters anyways) -U sign on & immediately get 10 IMs from people who have u on their buddy list -U look at an annoying person off-line & wish u had ur ignore button handy -U bring a bag lunch & a cooler to the computer -U have withdawals if u r away from the computer for more than a few hours -U use AOL lingo in everyday life (if u still have 1 hehehe) -U have to take speed reading course to keep up with the scrolling -Your buddy list has over 100 people on it -U wake up in the morning and the first thing u do is get online before u have your first cup of coffee. -U have to inject no-doze into ur butt to keep it awake -U have your computer set so it goes directly into AOL's welcome screen -U don't know where the time has gone -U end sentences with 3 (or more) periods while writing letters by hand -U get up at 2am to go to the bathroom but turn on ur computer instead -U don't even notice anymore when some1 has a typo -U stop typing whole words and use things like brb, dunno, lemme. -Your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave ur SN & i will TTYL" -U type faster than u think -U actually enjoy the fact that u r addicted. -U can actually read & follow all the names of the cast that scrolls up your TV screen at the end of a movie. -U dream in "text". -Being called a Newbie is a "MAJOR" insult -There is absolutely no interesting chat in any room & you're really bored. -U don't want to leave in case u miss something -U double click ur TV remote -U can now type over 70wpm. -U are on the phone a minute & need to do something else & say "BRB" or "BBL" -U go into withdrawals during dinner. -U spend at least 30 minutes making sure u say goodbye to every1 in a room. -U stop speaking in full sentences. -U have gone into an unstaffed Tech Support room and ended up giving tech support to other AOLers. -U set your kitchen on fire while cooking dinner because u wanted to check your mail and while there u "just wanted to see who was online"

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow White decides to take a bath. So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while she is taking a bath in the lake. The Dwarfs protest vehemently because they want to take a bath, too. Snow White relents and says, "When I get into the water and you hear the splash, you can turn around." Snow White undresses and as she is about to jump into the water, at that very moment, she is startled by a frog who jumps into the water before she can. The moment the Dwarfs hear the SPLASH, they turn around and see Snow White standing NAKED. Now, given that this incident is an idea for a TV ad, what product is being advertised?

YOU'VE GOT A WAY Written by Twain/Lange You've got a way with me Somehow you got me to believe In everything that I could be I've gotta say -- you really got a way You've got a way it seems You gave me faith to find my dreams You'll never know just what that means Can't you see... you got a way with me Chorus: It's in the way you want me It's in the way you hold me The way you show me just what love's made of It's in the way we make love You've got a way with words You get me smiling even when it hurts There's no way to measure what your love is worth I can't believe the way you get through to me (Chorus) Bridge: Oh, how I adore you Like no one before you I love you just the way you are (Chorus) It's just the way you are

Happy Birthday, ScarletteBelle!!!! ...and many, many, many more happy ones in years to come!!!! love from chinny (da udder Scarlette!!!)

Happy Birthday, Pirate!!!!! ...and happy sailing for MANY more years!!!

The old Cherokee chief sat in his reservation hut, smoking the ceremonial pipe, eyeing the two US government officials sent to interview him. "Chief Two Eagles," one official began, "you have observed the white man for many generations, you have seen his wars and his products, you have seen all his progress, and all his problems." The chief nodded. The official continued, "Considering recent events, in your opinion, where has the white man gone wrong?" The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute, and then calmly replied, "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. * No taxes. * No debt. * Plenty buffalo * Plenty beaver * Women did the work * Medicine man free * Indian men hunted and fished all the time..." The chief smiled, and added quietly, "White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."

If a dog were your teacher, you would learn stuff like: When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. When it?s in your best interest, practice obedience. Let others know when they?ve invaded your territory. Take naps. Stretch before rising. Run, romp, and play daily. Thrive on attention and let people touch you. Avoid biting when a simple growl will do. On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass. On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree. When you?re happy, dance around and wag your entire body. No matter how often you?re scolded, don?t buy into the guilt thing and pout.... run right back and make friends. Delight in the simple joy of a long walk. Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough. Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you?re not. If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it. When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently. And finally, never trust anyone until you sniff their butt.

(disclaimer: this is NOT for the kiddies or the timid...but it is awful damned funny!!!) www.bestcreatives.com/MadCow.html

This song was onna movie I was watching with my kids...thought it would be perfect for GS. WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT Twisted Sister We're not gonna take it No we ain't gonna take it We're not gonna take it anymore We've got the right to choose And there ain't no way we'll lose it This is our life, this is our song We'll fight the powers that be just don't pick our destiny cause You don't know us, you don't belong We're not gonna take it No we ain't gonna take it We're not gonna take it anymore Oh you're so condescending Your gall is never ending We don't want nothin' Not a thing from you Your life is trite and jaded Boring and confiscated If that's your best Your best won't do Oh, oh we're right, yeah We're free, yeah, we'll fight yeah You'll see, yeah We're not gonna take it No we ain't gonna take it We're not gonna take it anymore No way Oh, oh we're right, yeah We're free, yeah, we'll fight yeah You'll see, yeah (repeat chorus)

groooaaaannnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Happy (belated) birthday, wild one!!!!!! (sorry, been lost in summer kiddy land) Hope your day was sweet and wild!!!!

"OH MY GOD -- IT IS TRUE! THE WEB IS FULL OF WEIRDOS!" Amen, Chas...and thank God for some of the dearest weirdos!!! Happy Anniversary, and many, many more in the years to come!!! Chinny

Happy Birthday, Ana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope you enjoy it to the fullest (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) !!!!!!!! Love ya!!! Chinny

There is an alternative to yahoo...but I'm not sure it's doable. Mirc is a chat server. It requires a download and installation...then you can go into any number of chatrooms, including a gs one. (I tried it, it worked) The downside is the download and installation for those who are not quite comfortable with puters. Also, like yahoo...ya can't lurk. Private chats are available, as well as a few actions...but it isn't as "fun" as the yahoo chat toys. So looks like yahoo is the best available for now

awwww Sudo...do I hafta chose???? I like both of em....and that is zactly where I heard it from.... (but not where i copy and pasted it from.....muhahaha) aren't there BETTER ones, though?

These are kinda lame...but fairly amusing...anybody got anymore??? It's like before my wife and I moved. .. Our house was full of boxes and there was a moving truck in our driveway. My neighbour comes over and says "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign." A couple of months ago I went fishing with a mate of mine, we pulled his boat into the ramp, I lifted up this big fish and this idiot on the ramp goes, "Hey, you catch all them fish?" "Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign." I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. "Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it". Last time I had a flat tyre I pulled my car into a service station. The attendant walks out, looks at my car, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tyre go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled up on me. Here's your sign." I learned to drive an 18 wheeler years ago... Wouldn't you know I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out no matter how I tried. I sure needed a sign for this cock up. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning. OK no problem. I thought for sure he was clear of needing a sign until he asked, "So, is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said "no I'm delivering' a bridge... here's your sign." I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said "Are you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago. "Here's your sign." Took my dog for a walk today, was heading down the drive with Ted E Dog on the lead when my neighbour comes up to the fence. "Taking ya dog for a walk I see?" says my neighbour. "No I thought I would put him in a wheelbarrow and go surfing down the street ... now heres your sign."