Cindy!

Pet Cemetary...scared the crap outta me when I watched it. (but then I love Stephen King...have read every word he's written) and on the lighter side...An American Werewolf in London...great flick!!!

Yep, I have it Hope chindy004@yahoo.com

Steve! and I have made a solemn vow to be at the NEXT Weenie Roast....no matter what!!!! We feel it our duty to add our four hoodlums to the mix of kids. And our dollar bills to Sudo's G-String!!!!! It sounds like a wonderful time! See ya at the next roast!!! (see...told ya we'll be there next year, Herb!)

I'm still waitin for da line by line id's!!!!!!!! It never takes THIS long in my school!!!! :D--> ;)-->

Can we have a row by row of names, please?

What date for the Chicago show...anyone know?

With the beginning of the school year, our kids, and our job situation...Steve! and I are gonna forego this year...but we look forward to NEXT year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Alas, we cannot make it. We'd LOVE to...but school is just starting, I have this stupid conference then....blah, blah, blah.... But we'll be thinking of you!!!

Happy Anniversay Mathman and Chas!!!!!! And many, many, many more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With love, Chinny, Steve!, and the Chinettes

Sudo posted something like this a while ago, but good things bear repeating!!!! Anger Management For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone--don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know! I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number, and dialed it. A man answered saying, "Hello?" I politely said, "This is Frank Hanifin, could I please speak with Robin Carter?" Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude! I then tracked down Robin's correct number, and called her. (I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number.) After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an *******!" and I hung up. Then I wrote his number down, with the word '*******' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an *******!" It always cheered me up. When Caller, ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic '*******' calling would have to stop. Decided to ring him up and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're familiar with the caller ID program?" He yelled, "NO!" and slammed the phone down. Then quickly I rang him back and said, "That's because you're an *******!" One day while getting ready to pull into a parking spot at the grocery store, some kid in a black BMW cut me off, and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the spot. The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, naturally I jotted down his number. A couple of days later, right after calling the first ******* (I had his number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW *******, too. "Hello?" I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?" "Yes, it is." "Can you tell me where I can see it?" "Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house and the car's parked right out front." "What's your name?" I asked. "My name is Don Hansen," he said. "When's a good time to catch you, Don?" "I'm home every evening after five." "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?" "Yes?" "Don, you're an *******!" Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two *******s to call. But after several months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. Then I came up with an idea: I called ******* #1. "Hello" "You're an *******! (but I didn't hang up). "Are you still there?" he asked. "Yeah," I said. "Stop calling me," he screamed. "Make me," I said. "Who are you?!" he asked. "My name is Don Hansen." "Yeah? Where do you live?" "*******, I live at 1802 West 34th Street, a yellow house with my black Beamer parked in front." He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers." I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, *******." Then I called ******* #2. "Hello?" he said. "Hello *******," I said. He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..." "You'll what?" I said. "I'll kick your ***," he exclaimed. I answered, "Well, *******, here's your chance, I'm coming over right now." Then, I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 1802 West 34th Street, and I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover. Next I phoned Channel 13 news about the gang war going down on West 34th St. Quickly I jumped into my car and headed over to 34th St. There, I saw two very rude *******s beating the crap out of each other in front of six squad cars, a police helicopter, and a TV news crew. Now, I feel better...I have managed my anger.

Make that 15....mmpphhhh

well...the same area, anyway bout five feet apart from each other wayyyyyy too far!!!! maybe we should get a room????

Oh, so ordering em by gross wasn't a bad idea? You bought a vibrator for SOMEONE ELSE NINE YEARS BEFORE WE MET??? Bad boy....go to my room.

I bought us some toys, honey...guess they will be here inna few days...but do we want em after Georgia cops have had their paws and their robots on em? And WHEN did you buy these condoms, Stevey?

Vickles, We'd love to go, but have already made plans that we can't change. Do you do this every year? If so, let us know and we'll pencil it in for next year!!! Chinny, Steve! and the chinettes

So THAT'S where my package is! :D--> ;)-->

Happy Birthday, ((((((((((((((SL)))))))))))))) And many, many more filled with all the best things of your life!!!! Love you MUCHLY!!!! Chinny, Steve!, and the chinettes

I play the piano and the clarinet...it's been years since I played clarinet...but when one of my kids took up the trumpet, I was able to help with the notes! (though the fingering was lost on me...after all...it's the trumpet!) I still have keyboards and can play some piano (more if I practice a bit)...bet I could pick up the clarinet again, too. I WAS first chair!

EVER WONDER... ...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? ...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? ...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? ...why "abbreviated" is such a long word? ...why doctors call what they do "practice"? ...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? ...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? ...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker? ...why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food? ...who tastes dog food when it has a "new &improved" flavor? ...why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? ...why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? ...why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ? ...why sheep don't shrink when it rains? ...why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? ...if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? ...why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe? In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."(well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding:"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one: On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Happy Birthday, Hillsy-baby!!!!!!! Remember...hangovers get worse as you get older...so drink plenty of water and take some tylenol before you go to bed!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have a WONDERFUL day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dang...I missed it too HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GEO!!!!

Happy Birthday Kelly!!!!!!!!!! May you realize each and every day of your life what a special gift your life is.

you say nothing yet you use a lot of words

karmicdebt....ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Happy birthday, darling!!!!!! Hope your day is wonderful...we plan to spoil you ROTTEN!!!!!! You have made my life complete and happy...thanks for being you! ly,tmd,ats,+i