topoftheworld

Can I, can I? Oh, me, me,me!

Your welcome, Ted-and call me Top. Nice to finally meet you (after 30 years!) Cayenne pepper covers a lot of microwave sins-and really melts those ice crystals.

Now you have to wonder where in the word does God say he intended cats to be well behaved? Did I miss something? Did Noah hold a seminar? Hmmmm....The New Dynamic Ark.

Dooj gets this one-she put it together. Basic Instinct. Pretty good for on the fly, Raf.

There are some sick puppies out in the world, Shell. Tom, glad to have your exuberance confirmed. Love, Top

Ted, since you are busy moving, here's something to go....

I two step corrected.

We ask the question, Sprawled, not because anyone who's out really cares, but so someone could possible provide an answer as to the probable improper use of TWI funds or ridiculous misuse of manpower. Scales have dropped off of the eyes of many lurkers by having similar questions raised. It may even emboldened someone still on the inside to take corrective measures, and when that fails, to see what TWI is really like. There are some great people here, Sprawled, who have been through a lot and have the guts to talk about it. And who have no intention of going back. Give 'em a break. If you disagree with them, I'm sure there is a way for you to show it courteously.

I'm partial to their biscuits myself-with honey, of course. I know-who asked me?

I'd like to thank you, Tom, but the image didn't show. Could it look like this one?

Twinkies aren't on the list-there goes my defense. I'm a carrot cake kind of gal-except, where did all my loyal friends go? Oh...they're here! (as long as I stay away from the PFAL thread). Edited to correct grammer-too much sugar.

I'd say Bubble Boy, but...that's a girl.

Congrats on the new job! And, yeah, that's pretty bizare. I hired a lady as my bookkeeper about ten years ago, and she worked for me for about a year. At some point during that year, I found out she was a PFAL grad. Having been out and not really in touch with anyone for a while, I was floored. What are the odds, indeed? 'Course, she wasn't "standing". But it was interesting comparing notes. Good luck on your new position, and with dealing with your co-worker. Hope it goes smoothly.

I guess Paw should be thanked for keeping THE alive, although it appears to be just a shadow of its former glory. Did LOY ever get slammed to the wall? Was Raf ever acquited? Did Alice find her way out of the hole?

You know you're in a TEXAS church when: People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering" and five guys stand up. The restrooms are outside. Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday. A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of." When it rains, everyone is smiling. The choir group is known as the "OK Chorale". The pastor wears boots. Four generations of the same family sit together in worship. There is no such thing as a "secret" sin. Baptism is referred to as "branding". There is a special fund raiser for a new septic tank. Finding and returning lost sheep isn't just a parable. High notes on the organ can set the dogs to howling. People wonder, when Jesus fed 5000 whether the two fish were bass or catfish. The final words of the benediction are, "Ya'll come back now, ya hear?"

Ted, Congrats on your move. Ken and Helen-very special people. Glad they are in touch. Let them know that there is a Greasespotter or two that thinks of them fondly. Have fun.

(what a *twig* we would all make, eh??) It would be one hell of an improvement.

This one's for fun. His foot nudged the brakes to slow him down. But the pedal floored easy without a sound. He said "Christ!" It was funny how he had named the only man who could save him now.

D-my syllibi says Matthew 24:24. And yes, his definition of Spirit of Leviathan is "Found in an alcoholic." He also listed 17 others.

It's a great clue-The Beach Boys-Student Demonstration. I was just dragging out the suspense.

Well, as a relatively new peep, I can only echo what some others have said. It's nice to have a different window to look in from time to time. Trust is a long time coming, but I've wobbly reached out to a couple of you. The rest I've come to know a little better in chat-and that is a kick and a half at times. I love laughing-and the only source lately seems to be here-and am I thankful for that. Love-from a cousin of out the woodwork.

Tom-will we have to wait so long for the answer?

Yeah, we do!

Awww-that was cute-who were they?