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Priceless! Hope they weren't kicked out of their order for that!

It was a hot day outside..so the three nuns decided to take off there clothes and bolt the door to there church. Since there was stain glass windows, nobody could see inside, and the door was locked. The nuns were busy doing renovations when a Thud Thud Thud hit the door. The shocked nun ran to the door and pulled her clothes up over herself, when she asked "Who is it"? The reply from behind the door was "Its the blind man". The 3 nuns looked relieved when they heard he was the blind man, no sight no problem they figured, and let him in. Upon opening the door, in entered a burly man in coveralls and said "Holy crap sister-nice knockers!! ... Where do you want your blinds? "

My wish for that day--Christ comes back and rescues us from all the hoo-ha. I can dream, can't I? :)

Like that one needs to be named, but, ok-Johnny Cash Cause they'll push you around, they'll knock you down When you're up there against the wall

What a heart you have!

Yeah, I can see it.

ROFL!

Hey, Ex10-good to see you back! I haven't been in chat much-so I guess I missed your triumphant return! Glad you had a good time. Pictures?

"A Boy named Sue"?

Happiest of Birthdays, Ala!!

We could exercise some of our prayer power that this will be a weak storm year. Everybody needs a break-some places still haven't rebuilt since Wilma.

The woman who spoke the words in the first clue is best known for her role on a beloved long-running comedy of the eighties. The young lady who spoke the following words is from a prestigious bloodline. She won a Young Artist award for BestyYoung Actress in a motion picture. I'm just a kid, and I don't know what I'm doing sometimes. But I think you should know better when you're all grown up. I think you should know how to act, and how to treat people. And I think if you once loved someone enough to marry them, you should at least be nice to them, even if you don't love 'em any more. And I think if you have a child, you should treat that child like a human being and not like a pet. Not like you treat your dog or somethin'. You know, when you have a dog sometimes you forget he's there, and then when you get lonely suddenly you remember him, and you remember how cute he is and stuff, and you kiss him a lot, but then the next day when you're busy again you don't notice him. That's how I've been treated for the past 4 years, and you don't treat your kid like your dog. It's not right.

I saw the list a couple of days ago, and immediately thought of you, Raf! Let's hope that the storms don't get to the "R"'s.

While you are in Haarlem, if you have time, it might be fun to see the old "Beje"-the home of Corrie Ten Boom and her family. If you are familiar with the story, it might be something to see. Supposedly it's just a block or so from the town square-I'm sure the locals will point it out. House in Haarlem I've never posted a link before, so I hope this works.... Have a great time!

Please pass along my condolences. It is heartbreaking to loss a beloved pet.

Thank you, dear George. I'll have a thought for you and your dad as well.

I try that, and it's still deceiving. Excie-part of the fun of going into chat and not seeing your name is finding you when I get in there (and others). There are so few surprises left in life, doncha know. Gotta get them where you can.

Well, it's over, and everyone walked away. The two ABC Supply cars, as usual, didn't perform well. Larry Foyt was off the field early (must have been mechanical-I never even saw him leave) and Felipe crashed, forcing a caution and ruining Danica's chance to play catchup, placing her in eigth position. Congrats to the winner-and how about young Marco? We'll be seeing a lot more of him, won't we?

We are still addressing the issue with the assupton that light bulbs are actually needed. Before we expend valuable resources and manpower, I still feel that the premise is faulty until we satisfy the need for a bulb. 'Course, this type of discussion would have gotten me kicked off the bulb committee.

Maybe he hangs out with a Gang of Wolves

Call it "Pictionary Lite". Sorry about that. I wll slink back into my corner.

That's the same one I got wrong-any chance that the question is wrong? Nice to know I still know the other rules of the road.