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    Binball Wizard

    Takes patience and a little luck, as well as a few bank shots. Don't give up!!! (David-that cat looks familiar! :) )
  2. How cool, Paw! Glad you had a chance to go. So what if you can't understand the words! By the way-my favorite music DVD is "The Last Waltz".
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    Binball Wizard

    I got up to 137,400-ranks me at 22,397. Just got lucky on the third try. Yeah, that office one is tough.
  4. D-I hit the subscibe key on my I-tunes. It then pulled the GS library over, and I downloaded each episode individually. Eight, eight-where oh where is eight??? :)
  5. I'll try to put you all out of your misery. Is it "Raider's of the Lost Ark"? Oh, did you hear about the idiot who released two rattlesnakes in the theatre during the playing of "Snakes" in Phoenix? Enough to ensure I'll wait till the DVD comes out.
  6. ha ha ha ha ha Now that's why we love Excie!!!!
  7. You got it, Mr. Strange. And yes-great movie!
  8. Ah. Two Young's would'a done it for me and my simple mind. Speaking of which:
  9. (Peeking in) Brew Stir Windmill Bert Young, Robert Young (s) Brewster's Millions I don't get the last picture's import, but the Richard Pryor hint gave it away for me.
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    Bible Funnies

    ''Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth" ROFLMAO!!!!
  11. Please forgive me, ladies-this was too good to pass up, cause I've been just as guilty. How to use the ATM ------------------------------------------- MALE PROCEDURE 1. Drive up to the cash machine 2. Wind down your car window 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw 5. Retrieve card, cash, and receipt 6. Wind up window 7. Drive off -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FEMALE PROCEDURE 1. Drive up to cash machine 2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine 3. Re-start the stalled engine 4. Wind down the window 5. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card 6. Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror 7. Attempt to insert card into machine 8. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car 9. Insert card 10. Re-insert card the right way up 11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page 12. Enter PIN 13. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN 14. Enter amount of cash required 15. Re-check make up in rear view mirror 16. Retrieve cash and receipt 17. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside 18. Place receipt in back of check book 19. Drive forwards 7 feet 20. Reverse back to cash machine 21. Retrieve card 22. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided 23. Re-check make-up again 24. Wave at red-faced man in car behind you 25. Restart stalled engine and pull off
  12. Boy, do I feel better!!
  13. Beverly Hills Cop Ronny Cox Murder at 1600
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    Group Sex

    "Young lady, how many times have I told you not to bring your dates home?!?"
  15. Shell has a great sense of humor and a warm heart.
  16. Out of the clouds comes..................
  17. Now that is really nice. Never had a hospital or doctor's office do that for me, that's for sure. I did receive a very nice sympathy card from the vet after my cat died. Gives you some hope, huh? Am praying that they continue to help you. Glad for you, BB.
  18. (Covering my eyes) Welcome, Mrs. Medic!!
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    RumRunner

    Happiest of Birthdays, RR! Keep climbing those stairs!
  20. So sorry, Jonny. How awful.... Guess if there is one up side, it's that he was found, and found by a loving man.
  21. The look on his face says it all. Congrats, Brian! :eusa_clap:
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    The Death Clock

    Dec 22, 2010. Well. it'll look good on the stone. Only three Christmas's left!!! Guess I better make it count. Since Krys is alive and kicking, I won't worry too much. Hi, Krys! Looking good!!
  23. Keep up the fight, BB-glad you're out, safe, and on the road to recovery.
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