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topoftheworld

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  1. Row + Man + Hole+ Lee + Day Roman Holiday?
  2. Nothing sweeter than a mother's love!
  3. Great song, Bluz! Now this is how to sail away!!!
  4. This song's a bit out of date now, but a few ladies might relate to it: We were the girls of the 50's. Stoned rock and rollers in the 60's. And more than our names got changed As the 70's slipped on by. Now we're 80's ladies. There ain't been much these ladies ain't tried. We've been educated. We got liberated. And had complicating matters with men. Oh, we've said "I do" And we've signed "I don't" And we've sworn we'd never do that again. Oh, we burned our bras, And we burned our dinners And we burned our candles at both ends. And we've had some children Who look just like the way we did back then. K.T. Oslin-80's ladies
  5. No, I think it's Sandra Dee. "Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee, lousy with virginity...."
  6. I remember how sad I was when Jim Henson died. It was also the same time Sammy Davis Jr died, and I recall imagining Sammy's chagrin at sharing the cover of People magazine with a green frog. Then I decided he would probably nod approvingly, humming "It ain't easy being green, right, Kermit?"
  7. According to the "Meet the Posse" link on www.dogthebountyhunter.com, Tim is not related to Duane. Tim is the son of Diane Wimberly, another bondsperson from Colorado. He heard about Duane Chapman when he was seventeen, and looked upon Dog first as the father he never had, then as a brother. He came to work for Dog in 1992 after working for his own maternal grandparents bond business for many years. Hard to say what's going to happen next. Hope it works out for them.
  8. My bad. Truly an innocent mistake, however. John Larroqutte (sp) Richie Rich Macaulay Culkin
  9. How to get cat to take a pill (Not!) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right fore finger and thumb on either of side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheek while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrapper, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right fore finger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Pull spouse from garden. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, holding front and rear paws. Ignore low growl emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold cat’s head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cats throat vigorously. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrapper. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figures from hearth and set to one side for gluing later. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with its head just visible from below spouse’s armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw; force cat’s mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply bandage to spouses forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door on to neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Throw T-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom. Ring fire brigade to retrieve cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence whilst swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap. Tie cat’s front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Force cat’s mouth open with small spanner. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Hold head vertically and pour pint of water down throat to wash pill down. Get spouse to drive you to hospital; sit quietly while doctor stitches finger and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Stop by furniture shop on way home to order new table. Arrange for SPCA to collect cat.
  10. Spencer Tracy Guess Whos Coming to Dinner Sidney Poitier
  11. Don't care any more what the movie is: I now have this page bookmarked for life!!!! Thanks for the hunks, George-you made my day!!
  12. I like them too, Kit. I've watched the show only recently, but I've caught on the heart they seem to have for people, and how they tried turned their own lives around. It's not the first time that zeal gets someone in trouble, and it did in this case. Does the end justify the means? Well, Luster's butt is in jail, so-works for me. The speculation is that with the new Mexican government installed and the statute of limitations about to run out on the Mexican case, someone pushed some buttons. I do hope it works out for them.
  13. "I told you, no onions!!"
  14. You got me on that, Raf-I never heard of Tap.
  15. It is Taps. I figured one picture with two sets of taps was enough, rather than multiple pairs of shows. Good movie, BTW. Ok, Raf.
  16. Road House Ben Gazara The Thomas Crown Affair
  17. Dead Presidents OR Rushmore My great Uncle was Gutzon Borglum. Just thought I'd throw that in.
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