Tom Strange

DancingShaz! happening day young lady! She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World" Yes you could say she was attractively built.

happenin' day dude! She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World" Yes you could say she was attractively built.

I have all of the movies (well, I don't really count Mallrats)... love his work... very good stuff... She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World" Yes you could say she was attractively built.

I really love The History Channel... well, not love maybe, but I like it a whole lot... now... back to our regularly scheduled foolishness... where are the other brethren and sistern? why are they not here with us for this feelowsheep? do they have lives? She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World" Yes you could say she was attractively built.

hmmmmmm.... She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World" Yes you could say she was attractively built.

niKa, are they still gathering? more old cars, hitch hikers and tents going up? any new activity to report there with your Amazing Sea Monkeys? OH! MasterP! now the second rover (well, the second rover to report) has found more evidence of water (and therefore Amazing Sea Monkeys) on the other side of Mars! She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World" Yes you could say she was attractively built.

Rocketman... your jokes about lawyers certainly seem to be on a particular 'slant'... I thought I read somewhere that you're thinking about going back to school to become one? or was that "the voices"...? She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World" Yes you could say she was attractively built.

happenin' day dude! She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World" Yes you could say she was attractively built.

that may well be true Groucho... I wasn't listing them in any particular order... although I do hate them! She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World" Yes you could say she was attractively built.

I'd play golf... ...did anyone pass the "Engineering Exam"? She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World" Yes you could say she was attractively built.

so... who wins the NL east? I like Simontheloaded's Cubbies as well and Houston... but I'd think maybe some of our friends in NoCal might have something to say about the NL West... She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World" Yes you could say she was attractively built.

Socks! I know what you mean! On the way home tonight... I passed a pack of them hitch hiking... I stopped and told them "no... you'll never get a ride this way... split up into groups of two, male and female Amazing Sea Monkey and it will go better for you... I wasn't going to where they needed to go, so I didn't give them a ride. But as I drove off I could swear I heard them chanting... two by two... two by two... I gotta tell you, it made an old OLM's heart feel good... She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World" Yes you could say she was attractively built.

well... I have a pretty good idea it won't be the stRangers... The Orioles and the Red Sox have made some good moves in the east... I think: AL Red Sox Yankees Mariners Twinkies NL I don't know. She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World" Yes you could say she was attractively built.

tommy j was a hippy with a little dinkie? She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World" Yes you could say she was attractively built.

Rocky, do you mean "what teams"??? or do you mean "what players are going to be left to play after all of this shihite about steroids hits the fan"??? She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World" Yes you could say she was attractively built.

what meaneth this 'church of elvis' bleating in mine ears? this is the Amazing Sea Monkeys tread! let's examing the record here thus far OLMs Jonny, Socks, Bluz... way back on this thread ourseestorniKa of the Amazing Sea Monkeys said that there was a gathering together of little Amazing Sea Monkeys taking place in her daughters tribe! little beaten down cars, hitchhikers, and she even believed that she saw little tents going up... And now OLM Socks reports a similar happening in his part of the world? Something is definitely up with the Amazing Sea Monkeys I would think! I don't know if it's the gathering together before the gathering together called the Amazing Sea Monkeys Rock of Ages... or if they're just having a Family Household Amazing Sea Monkeys Reunion... whatever it is... one things for sure... it's big! we must find the lost last teaching of the Amazing Sea Monkeys written in the original boolsheeta text! then we must find someone to translate! She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World" Yes you could say she was attractively built.

Behold OLM Brethren... ourseestorEx has joined us in this our quest to master the lost last teaching, and forgotten texts of the Amazing Sea Monkeys! Praise be to her... (will she bring her chair?) She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World" Yes you could say she was attractively built.

6er! I can't believe you like doing that! and here I thought you were Christian... She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World" Yes you could say she was attractively built.

I certainly will... no worms either! She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World" Yes you could say she was attractively built.

I know this is long (forgive me)...I think I got most of these right... Redneck Engineering Exam 1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum. 2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard? a) '66 Ford Fairlane b) '69 Chevrolet Chevelle c) '64 Pontiac GTO 3. If your uncle builds a still that operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of shine per hour, how many car radiators are necessary to condense the product? 4. A pulpwood cutter has chain saw that operates at 2700 rpm. The density of the pine trees in a plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The lot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweiser Tall-Boys will it take to cut the trees? 5. If every old refrigerator in the state vented a charge of R-12 simultaneously, what would be the decrease in the ozone layer? 6. A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch centers with a field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and the porch length is 16 feet. The porch floor is 1 inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many hound dogs will be killed? 7. A man owns a house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man has 5 children. Can each of the children place a mobile home on the man's land? 8. A 2-ton pulpwood truck is overloaded and proceeding down a steep grade on a secondary road at 45 mph. The brakes fail. Given the average traffic loading of secondary roads, how many people will swerve to avoid the truck before it crashes at the bottom of the mountain? For extra credit, how many of the vehicles that swerved will have mufflers and uncracked windshields? 9. A Coal Mine operates a NFPA Class 1, Division 2 Hazardous Area. The mine employs 120 miners per shift. A gas warning is issued at the beginning of 3rd shift. How many cartons of unfiltered Camels will be smoked during the shift? 10. How many generations will it take before cattle develop two legs shorter than the others because of grazing along a mountainside? She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World" Yes you could say she was attractively built.

You know you're a redneck when your stair master has an ashtray! She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World" Yes you could say she was attractively built.

If I'm not mistaken, I believe that Hendrix got the idea for Purple Monkey after reading the last teaching of the Amazing Sea Monkeys that had been lost for some time but was uncovered by a searching, diligent and dedicated member of the OLM... She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World" Yes you could say she was attractively built. [This message was edited by Tom Strange on March 05, 2004 at 15:43.]

OM! We agree!She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World" Yes you could say she was attractively built.

isn't she referring to "two individual years"??? I'm from Texas, we didn't get this detailed learnin' when I went to school... She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World" Yes you could say she was attractively built.

I still haven't heard all of the damage reports yet... but we mostly had the straight line winds and horizontal rain and lots o lightening... you know... the usual... but they did have the warnings out (you know that means they're around) for the entire area for a while... looks like spring is here... She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World" Yes you could say she was attractively built.