Tom Strange

oh Raf... I'm so sorry... I hope the new bride won't hold that against you!

well... it couldn't be Louis L'Amour because he would be blue if I thought a western writer could write music like that...

...a call has already been put in to the mothership regarding sweetniKa!

oh ex70's... that is because you don't know that baseball is all about Karma! BTW... have they finished that "biggest sporting event in the world" yet? If so, who won?

what 12 pack? ...er... everyone but dmiller!

Dang! I gotta start watching that show... dooj! dooj! dooj!

I didn't see anything in medicwife's post about politics... maybe I missed it, but I thought it was about helping kids...

hmmm... that's the method they used when I went to school... worked then... mostly!

c'mon out there! that's the "internet spelling"!

So you're saying: The lid will keep a toddler out of the toilet bowl? It would seem if they're big enough to get in there then they're probably big enough to lift the lid and climb in. Put down the cover if you've got one of those running around? My covers don't run around. Toddler sucking on the rim? They'll probably suck on the seat as well then. Is putting the seat down related to bringing a used dish to the sink and rinsing it off? Or maybe getting the dirty clothes INTO the laundry basket? Why are you talking about my wife's habits here?

1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." --Author Unknown 2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children."--Author Unknown 3) "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." --Drew Carey 4) "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." --Jeff Foxworthy 5) "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." --Dave Barry 6) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, the day before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp." --Bob Ettinger 7) "My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'" --Paula Poundstone 8) "A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh." --Conan O'Brien 9) "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God.... I could be eating a slow learner." --Lynda Montgomery 10) "I think that's how Chicago got started. Bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'" --Richard Jeni 11) "If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead." --Johnny Carson 12) "Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography." --Paul Rodriguez 13) "My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law." --Jerry Seinfeld 14) "Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?" --Warren Hutcherson 15) "Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same." --Oscar Wilde 16) "Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.. But I repeat myself." --Mark Twain 17) "Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Afghanistan." --A. Whitney Brown 18) "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'" --Dave Barry 19) Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken. --Unknown, presumed deceased 20) "Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer." - W. C. Fields And lastly: Why in He11 should I have to Press 1 for English

We aim to please, your aim will help... I agree with chef... how's come you gals don't leave the seat up for us? Who made these rules anyway?

Next is you isn't it?

What our brother, the right reverend2Ts is trying to say Lifted... is exactly the opposite! That those words would even proceed from your mouth is shocking!

beat what?

Reading your words Simon... I felt as if I was there... zzzzzz

...me and a few friends once had a circle of fifths... didn't make it through the night...

beat what?

Little jumping frog from Canadia: ASM 1 is Amazing Sea Monkeys 1 used to differentiate it from other ASM administrations much like we use TWI 1 and TWI 2. ASM 1 is the earliest ASM administration, the one when we OLMs (Older Leader Monkeys) were active...

I am out here in Socksland this week (well, a little south, Los Altos) and I was walking down El Camino Real yesterday and actually came upon some Amazing Sea Monkeys that were out here doing their missionary work... I asked them about our theories on Mungo Jerry... They were kind of taken aback, looked at each other wide eyed and began whispering to one another... it was as if I had spoken of an inner secret that "outsiders" were not supposed to know... I tried to put them at ease telling them that I was an OLM from the ASM 1 and proceeded to tell them how it used to be in the old days... Oh the fun we had sharing with each other, I tell you it was Amazing... and then they showed me a recent edition of "Sing Along with the Amazing Sea Monkeys" and there it was... number 43 in your hymnals... "In the Summertime"... It was Amazing... simply Amazing.... (my dear brother from the sock drawer: why didn't you tell me there were ASM missionaries out here in your area?)

aw Belle... how sweet! a little girl truck! happy happy joy joy!

I don't know how anyone could definitively pick "one greatest of all time" when speaking of guitar solos... to me it's just so subjective and (at least for me) changes with the mood I'm in as to how it effects me... nowhutahmeen? But I am in agreeance that the solo from 'comfortably numb' is one of the all time greats... and you all know that I'm a huge fan of David Gilmour so... if you ever get the chance to see him... do it!

Robert Redford Butch Cassidy ATSK Paul Newman

I'm still trying to figure out what Big Boy is doing with a starter and a bunch of pills! CalDreamer, is this new one a "theater released movie"?

Benefit (IMO) was their best album... although I like them all about the same (and I do like them)... "they" came through about three years ago and played at the "Bass Performance Hall" here in Fort Worth (a place renowned for it's acoustics)... it was a great show... loved it... hadn't seen them since the time when "Yes" opened for them... (although the "them" this time was mostly Ian Anderson and a bunch of young guys!) I wonder if it was the same show/tour that you saw? ...and Dylan... what can you say? I loved that biopic they did about him, gave me a lot more depth and appreciation of him and his talent (and I really liked him - old stuff - before)... the last time I saw him I couldn't understand any of the words he was singing though...