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Jade

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  • Birthday 02/18/1982

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  1. Happy Birthday, enjoy your day!

  2. Jade

    NBA Finals

    detroit isnt in, so we quit watching.
  3. we need a picture forum again. dont y'all agree?? we cant post pics, that "gallery" or whatever, doesnt work. <_< <_< <_<
  4. its not uncommon in the latino community or heritage to not believe in birth control. some mexicans believe it its religously right to have lots and lots of children. just like i think roman cathilics? dont believe in birth control. doesnt make it right but that is thier beliefs. my belief..... i believe i am thankful for kailin and that is all. no more kids at this point. :)
  5. Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When the Mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word "ears" he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely. When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny." Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?" "Yes", the Mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision." "That's great," said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be sh**-outta-luck if he needed glasses."
  6. A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?" The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." "Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant, and she proceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?" "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?" "No I don't drink, but I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun. "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"
  7. it is in my 5 year plan . so ma, get a 5 year plan
  8. i had an AWESOME time and if i coulda had kailin shipped to me i wouldnt of came back !
  9. Jade

    I AM OFF IN 18 HOURS

    i am very excited and plan on having TONS of fun ! :)
  10. Jade

    I AM OFF IN 18 HOURS

    IN 18 HOURS I WILL BE ON A PLANE AND ON MY VERY OWN FOR 3 DAYS. NO BABY, NO MAN, JUST ME ! I AM GOING TO ARKANSAS FOR MY BEST FRIENDS WEDDING. WE HAVE BEEN BEST FRIENDS SINCE WE WERE 4. LLLLLOOOOONNNNNGGGGGGG TIME. AND I AM IN THE WEDDING ! IT IS GONNA BE ALOT OF FUN AND I CANT WAIT ! I WILL POST PICS WHEN I GET BACK.
  11. Jade

    PICTURES

    i am act2 ! she is beautifull and i guess im not so bad either ! ( LOL ) i am thankful cuz she is a wonderful and "easy" baby !
  12. Jade

    DETROIT BASKETBALL

    i dunno tom ! they beat out shaq 2 years ago ! so bring the " heat " ( lol ) we will DEFINATLY be watching and routin for them !
  13. Jade

    PICTURES

    SINCE THERE IS NO LONGER A PICTURE FORUM ANY MORE ........ HERE ARE NEW PICS OF ME AND KAILIN. ISNT SHE GETTING SO BIG ! AND SHE IS SOOOOOO PRETTY , BUT WE ALL KNOW WHY ...... :)
  14. Jade

    Things I Like

    what a great idea. and so much more positive ! i also like the sunshine........... finally after 2 weeks of rain we have sun again !
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