J0nny Ling0

And oh Linda Z, you are sooo PC! Far be it from you to consider that the twisted passions of one who defies the laws of nature is wrong in order to appear before humankind as one who "accepts all"! But yes, you should receive the "I accept all award" because of your "brave" and "avante gard" view of human sexuality... But hey, you will fit in with a certain vocal group who will praise you for your Tolerance and Diversity, and "that's what it's all about", right? $heeit...for a man to play with another man's penis is simply twisted and wrong, and to take a stand for it is simply SIN...

Except for the fact that you play with other mens' penis's...Twisted!

I am at the public library using the computer while my wife shops for clothes, and as I have read these last five posts or so, the people to my left and right are wondering why I am laughing so...It's really ******* funny... :)-->

Go ahead TSRTS. Let it go. Just say it. It'll make you feel "just so so"...

Hi Excath! Thanks for the howdy...I have been in the process of moving from my small town of Haines, AK to the "big city" of Juneau, and am now finally back on line again...And, wow, you got to say it too! Now I want to say it: .... I feel better now...Haha! and..P.S. That mention of Juneau supposedly being seond only to SF in gay population was a "percapita" thing, in that Juneau is only 30,000 people or so...

Well, a gay guy got pushy with me one time in the crew mess of my ship, and he kissed me on the neck! I think he was trying to prove that I "was uncomfortable with my sexuality" or some such touchy feely bool$hit, and so, I threw him across the mess deck and he landed in a plate of seafood fettuccine at the deckhands table! So, I guess they are not all "low key" eh? Shoot, I guess there are no real answers, other than my opinion, which wouldn't agree with some, no doubt...

I live in a town whose nick name amongst some here is "Little San Francisco" in that Juneau, Alaska, allegedly has the highest population of homosexuals second only to San Francisco. Whether that is true or not, it must be fairly close to the mark in that there are certainly alot of gay folks here, both male and female. It seems though, that there is a higher percentage of gay chicks than gay men. But maybe the guys hide it more. And from my experiences here, the gay women are more of the hostile "man hatin" type who are out to make sure that they do nothing that will encourage a man in their direction in any way shape or form. My kids, one a recent HS grad, and my other who is a senior (a boy and a girl) have referred to Juneaus' gay women as "diesel dykes" (along with the rest of the other high schoolers of course, for they are not alone in their assessment) because of the predominantly "butchy" type gay gals that seem to pervade here in Juneau. It would be nice to see more "lipstick lesbians" than the not so fair "butchy" types for that matter. But alas, I do like women, and feminine women appeal to me more... From my experience, it seems to me as if the majority of gay women with whom I have come in casual contact, have in fact been rude, and out to prove their equality or whatever, and it seems as if there is in fact a chip there on their shoulders, with an unspoken dare for some guy to try and knock it off. And, as you can imagine, this does nothing to help harmony in the workplace, especially if the lesbian gal in question is working in what would normally be a "man's environment" such as construction or working on ships, which is the case with me. But then again, I have a good friend named Mary who is very butchy, and was a fellow engineer on one of the ships (a diesel ship-haha)) I worked on, who was just fine with me (a somewhat "cavemannish" kind of a guy) when it came to our working relationship. In fact, I am the one who broke her in in that particular engineroom, and we did many breakdown and repair projects working side by side all of the time. We were such good friends that on a number of nights after hours, she came to my crews quarters with a bottle of wine and with a "gleam in her eye" for an illicit liasson! but I declined of course, being a married man and all. As an aside and slightly a de-rail, why is it that many times, lesbian women, when they get drunk, want to revert to "man sex"? But anyway, Mary didn't seem to have that "man hatin" thing goin on, and because of it, we boys from the engineroom enjoyed getting along with Mary quite well. In fact, Mary did her job exceptionally well, which naturally made us fellas proud of her, because it is not common to have female Marine Engineers. And so, maybe I have rambled, as you all know that I am wont to do, But I do concur with whomever said that it seems as if (many times-not all)lesbians have more of an agenda about proving themselves than male homosexuals do. I think that guys are more like dogs. They don't think about it, they just want the food, and they'll do whatever it takes to get it. You know like; "Hey, I like homosexual sex, and that's what turns me on! So I do it!" Because amongst the gay guys I have known, they don't really give a $hit what I think, and that makes them less bothersome to be around, unless of course they hit on me or something, which naturally would turn it into a whole new ballgame, for I would not be Tolerant of it in the least...

Ah yess...I certainly know what you mean there Steve...I glow particularly heavily after we all 11 get together....

No, Excath, I want "clear". I know that I just fell off the turnip wagon, and am a bit dimwitted, but just what does "just after" mean Steve!? Does this mean that this person saw them in "flagrante dilecto" (naked and just finishing up a "zesty session" of muff diving)? Or does this mean that this person found them basking in the sweet afterglow of said zesty session, fully clothed and in their version of a "right mind"?

Ex10, I Private Messaged ya. I haven't set up my e-mail box yet. You can write to me at rhino214@hotmail.com if you want though...

Ex 10, my Sistah, I guess I have been out of the loop for too long. Not on the boat this time though, but rather, way out near Nome, Alaska, building homes for the Eskimos in the little villages of Shaktoolik, Unalakleet, Naknek and Emonak. Not a computer for me to log on to out thataway... But really, it's not just rumor control having it's way? They -Donna and Rosalie- are actually lesbians? And, where is the support for all of this? Like I said, nothing would surprise me, but is there proof? Sorry if I sound as if I just "fell off the turnip wagon", but, I am curious to know if there are any here who have first hand knowledge of this particular allegation...

Now wait a minute Chaz U Farley, you just accused them in a humorous way that they are dykes, or lesbians, or whatever. Are you saying that they are actually the kind of women that have oral sex with eachother? Is this really true? Or, is this just a speculation because of their "toughness" as women? I've always known Donna to be "tomboyish", and "tough" (and many times surly), but is she really a woman who engages in sex with other females? I really want to know if there is any factual basis to this accusation. And, bare in mind, I wouldn't doubt it a bit, for anything is possible. I am only wondering if there is anything more to this than a "humorous surmising". Just curious.....

I am sure that this has been discussed before, but where is Craig these days? Is he really a personal trainer at some exercize gym in Toledo or somewhere? When I had heard that, I had thought that Donna went with him. But according to this thread, Donna is still at hq and Craig is not? Does anybody really know where he is these days?

Well A la, I would love to dance with you too. Did we ever dance at The Big E? Well, I have always enjoyed all of that. Mrs. Lingo doesn't enjoy it as I do, and so, it's fine with her if I dance with the girls... I think that when the gals from Canadia come down to Haines, it is almost always a sort of "getaway" mini vacation for them, and being fun loving Canadians, they always make the most of it while here. For the people of Whitehorse, Haines is a favorite getaway place for them to come to. It's only four and a half hours away by car, and we have, among other things, two rivers which are always chock full of salmon during the correct times. And so, for instance, there are a lot of folks from Whitehorse and Haines Junction Yukon who are here fishing right now for the delectable Sockeye Salmon... In the fall, especially during your Canadian Thanksgiving weekend, we have a whole bunch of folks here from the Yukon fishing for Coho or Silver Salmon (same fish). They really love it here. The other night at the Fog Cutter Bar and Grill, there were two Canadian guys who love to sit at a table and tie salmon flies while they drink pitcher after pitcher of beer. They come here every year and do that. Their table is always cluttered with pheasant feathers and such, as they tie flies and talk of the fishing. I always make sure to sit with them a bit and catch up on the news on the River. Funny thing though, there is a new "fly tier" from Canada, whom I recognized as the little dude at the Border Crossing who always gives me a really hard time when I come through. He really does not like us Yanks, and he makes sure to run me through the traces every single damned time, and is always very rude to me. So, as I sat and talked with him and the other two Canadian dudes, I finally asked him if his name was "Ian". He looked a little startled and said; "Well yes". Then I told him that I knew him from the Beaver Creek border crossing. Then he asked; "Has our communication at the the border crossing been "good? Or bad?" Then I said; "Well, let's just say that you always grill me to the enth degree and made me wait for three hours while checking me out once". And he was very sheepish about it all and then he apologized to me for being an a$$hole. You see my little Minckee (or whatever that new handle is), I had already been very nice to him for about forty five minutes before I asked him if he was "Ian". And so, it all worked out, and "The Love" prevailed... Myself, well, I went out with a friend in a skiff on the salt water and used our subsistance net, and we caught 30 bright Sockeyes! And so, I smoked them up and we are now set for the winter on smoked salmon... And so, if you ever want a great time in a little Alaskan village, come on over! Jonny Lingo P.S. And oh yeah, we be lookin' fwd to the music of Buckwheat Zydeco!

Well, A la, To tell you the truth, it's the women! And you have to promise not to tell my wife (but actually she knows and gets a kick out of it), but whenever the Canadians come to town, and there is some kind of an event at one of the local clubs or at the fairgrounds or something, it seems as if a good number of young Canadian gals have had no problems at all in wanting to dance with me, and, well, flirt with me as well. And so naturally, I like that! Now, I have always remained faithful to my wife, but it certainly does an older fella like me some good (for the male ego that is), to have pretty young gals being so overly nice to me. And so, I guess that is why I call them "fun loving Canadians". But maybe they are like that because they seem to drink enormous amounts of beer and shots of all kinds. Who knows, maybe it's because they are Yukon women? Are Yukoners known to be big drinkers? And, you have heard of Buckwheat Zydeco?

Ahh yes! We Chill Cats have been rocking Haines Alaska every Friday and Wednesday night at the old Harbor Bar! And I even get Fifty bucks each night and free beer! And soon, the South East Alaska State Fair will be in swing for a week of fun food and really good music. We'll be playing, but way better than that, there is a Cajun dude by the name of "Buckwheat Zydeco" who will be playing his version of Cajun/accordian/blues for two nights at the fair. It'll be a fun time as the fair is every year. People from all around Alaska show up for it. It's our biggest gig here in Haines. The second biggest is a bike race from the the Yukon Territory to Haines, which is a weekend deal when a whole slew of fun loving Canadians come down. Anyhoo, I have been practicing alot and am ready to play some Amazing Sea Monkey Blues whenever we can get together. But for the time being, I am spreading the love feeling the love and being the love to the people through the Amazing Chill Cats :)-->

Does this mean that the viewers are voyueristic? (sp?)

Steve! How very "cunning" of you.... -Lingus

Aww gee my Sistah Ex, sorry that Hills Bruh beat me to it! And hey! Steve! You stop that! I'm as pure as the driven snow! Well...mostly...You got eet?

Oh no Steve! It's not what you think! WW and I had a private topic over there about an old friend is all...

Ok OzGirl, let's get it on! And damn! Hillsbro! Is that a Yankees flag?! I root for the Red Socks dude... And oh, OzGirl, you didn't start this thread? Dammit all! ;)-->

Hey! Do you think he still tells the baseball incident? And, he's not "JL". I'm "JL". John Lynn is "JAL" :)--> Well JAL, I look fwd to "hearin' from you over here. Make sure that you put yer thick skin on. And, thanks for that box of Kleenex in your office that one time...

Hi ExCath...Sorry for that comment. That was before we had the other conversation. Have a great day. And good to hear it Fellowshipper. Oy hope loif is grite Down Undah, but look out for the crocks! They are quoit numerous theyah by krikie!!

Well Sistah Ex, I love you man (Wo)man..Have a great day, and If I am an *** at times, I'm sorry too...

Hey there Fellowshipper! Nice to "see you"! Did you ever make it down to Australia? Sorry for bein' here Excathedra, but fellowshipper is an old friend of mine, so I thought I'd drop in and say hi. I hope I am not ruining your evening/day/or night... But yeah, I hope all is well with you and yourn Fellowshipper! Still workin that dam job? Or, are you now pecking at the keys from somewhere Down Under?