J0nny Ling0

And so, just what is the "V" word? Do you mean vagina? I didn't think that was a bad word, so maybe you mean something else?

Hey Cool Chef! That's a great line! Really Once, I met a gal in a bar who was from the town I was born in, and she got all excited and asked what high school I went to. But I told her that my folks moved away when I was "only that long" and then held my hands apart indicating about eighteen inches meaning that I was just a baby when we moved. And then it hit me and I continued on and said; "And I'm still about "that long", and she just cracked up and about died laughing and said that it was the best pick up line she'd ever heard!

When I was a kid, my Mom used to quiz me with "Insect flashcards" because I liked bugs so much. And, I became fairly edjumacated abou them. Cicadas (correct spelling) do not make their sound by rubbing their legs together. It is some internal mechanism. I used to catch them all of the time as a kid. But when you hold them in hour hand and they start making their sound, it feels kind of like one of those "joy buzzer" gag things that you put in your palm, and then shake someones hand with. But Cowgirl your description of the sound is so on the money! And, I haven't heard those sounds for the longest time. Makes me homesick for all of those sounds I used to hear growing up in Maryland. And Cowgirl,, cool story about the fireflies lighting your path! Sounds like a God thing. And really, I think fireflies are just another of those wonderful things God did for us, "just because". Now, have you all ever heard of "Spring Peepers"? Spring Peepers are little tiny tree frogs that have the most wonderful "whistle" of a sound which I can imitate near perfectly. But they can be so loud if you go into the woods at night when there are hundreds of them peeping away. If you click on the lnk doo dad, there is a site where you can click and hear them. My Webpage

I know the answer! It's "mojo" baybee yeah!

Toppie, I'm a little slow, cause I don't get that. "Thirsty"? Do you mean like, do I have a "hunger"? (yes-always ) Sorry, guess I am slow. I am appreciative though also... And that "What's your sign babe?" thing is from a Bob Nelson stand up comedy routine where he does the satire thing on the 70's when guys would, in all seriousness, use that as a pick up line, which I always thought was so ridiculous. And, I might ad, I've never used it, unless I was just trying to be funny.... If you ever get a chance to see Bob Nelson comedy video, well, he is so hilarious. If you don't know who he is, he did a bit part in "Kindergarten Cop". He played the fiance' of Arnold's female cop partner. But his main thing is stand up...

So Vickles, what's your sign babe?

Sounds delightful Cowgirl, and the photo is very nice! You sound like a neat gal...

Man oh man! Way to say it David! And I am with you! And, whether any of you people liked "Branded" or not, they were very fine musicians and played with skill that equalled many C and W artists. Old Harvey should just stuck with his guitar and headed down to Nashville he was that good. Maybe you didn't like the message, and so, fine. Maybe you didn't like the sound, and so fine. But they were really good at what they did musically. Just like Joyful Noise was very good at what they did musically. Johnny Ruiz played beautifully. Claudette was awesome vocally. And with Branded, that David Lutz was good enough with his C and W voice to go to "the big show" down at Nashville. And so, you may say thast what I like is on the level of "frog turds", but that just makes you completely and totally ignorant. It puts you on the level of frog turds for saying so. You may not like it and that's fine. I do not like "thrash metal", but I actually respect the skill with which many of those people play. Some of their guitar playing is like lightning and very skillfully played. Socks calls 'em "shredders". But I don't like it at all. But, I do not tell my son, 19, who plays guitar and is into thrash metal right now that he is on the level of "frog turds". And when it comes to Jazz, there is a whole lot of it that I do not like at all, although the skill level of many jazz musicians is off the charts. But it doesn't mean that they are on the level of "frog turds" just because I don't like it. You really ought to re-think your post there fella...

Yeah, I know what you mean Vickles.I ha ve met women who were that way, and geez, they may as well have bee named "Viagra..."

Hey Medic! How's it going Over There? Does that "finger in the ear" trick cause the Baghdad babes to hound you unmercifully? I've been wonder ing why you were doing that in your photo/avatar, but, now I know! I never woulda thought of that. Probably alot of those young GI's Janes and female med techs are hot after you too, huh? Hey well, nice to see you. I hope all is going good for you Over There, and that you remain safe... Jonny Lingo

Now George, with that kind of an attitude, do you really think that your wife is going to....."Stand by her maannnn....!" Hmm? So, "Don't rock the juke box" George! That would be "Crazy!" Sonofagun, Yer never "gonna have big fun on the bayou" if you keep that up! And surely you "got friends in low places", what'er they gonna think? What are you, some kind of a "Desperado"?

Awww man... I haven't heard the crickets nor seen the fireflies in years and years! I gotta get outa this place, if it's the last thing I ever do... Ya know, I used to go with this 20 year old indian gal from here in Alaska. And, when we took a road trip down south, her first time in the Lower 48, she kinda freaked out while we were driving along one night with the windows open. She kept thinking that there was something wrong with my car because of "that noise!" I kept saying; "What noise!" And she'd say incredulously; "That noise! Can't you hear it?" And so, I finally pulled over and turned the car off, and her eyes went wide as can be. And I said; "So. What noise are you talking about? The car is off now. You're not talking about the noise out the window are you?" And she said; "Well, I guess I am. I thought it was the car. But what is it?" Then I said; "That, Trisha, is bugs. Crickets, katydids, and a million other bugs". And her eyes went so wide and she hugged me as if all those bugs were gonna get her as she stared out the car window on my side and said; "Bugs?" "Yup" I said; "Bugs. Crickets and katydids, and maybe even some tree frogs from time to time. And the reason that it was a constant sound as we were driving along at sixty miles an hour is because there are gazillions of 'em". And she was totally shocked and amazed. Later, during the evening when it was still light at a campground, she had me checking the bushes and catching crickets. And then, one evening in Indianna, she saw her first firefly, and was so sweet and cute about it, saying; "What was that green light?" And, having caught on to her child like wonder over things so common to me, having grown up in Maryland, said to her; "What light?" She punched me in the ribs and said; "That light! And that one over there! And that one and that one!" And so I said; "Those Trish, are fireflies. Lightning bugs. Want me to catch you one?" And I did. And pretty soon, both of us were catching them, and then letting them climb up our fingers to fly away again like a lady bug. Later I showed her the "Lady bug lady bug, fly away home" thing, much to her sweet delight.. Hey Cowgirl, thanks for stirring up the memories...

Oooh! Bagpipes! Now you've done it! :)

No wait! You need to play guitar, because Cowgirl in Canada likes git-tar playin' guys! :)

And remember that scene where one of the big saloon/whorehouse owners had that old Chinaman come up to him and say that the white guy had not delivered the opium as promised? And the Saloon owner asked which white guy? Was he a white co ck su ck er? And the Chinaman responds; "Yes! Yes! Big white c oc k su ck e r!" And it went on and on like that. And we all who were watching that were laughing our butts off, women included (Alaskan women I guess-maybe a bit rowdier?). That whole next week as we (guys) worked together as Carpenters on a Union job , kept calling each other that, and laughing alot. But, I still find it hard to believe that that term was used back then. I mean, that would be like hearing John Wayne in The War Wagon say something like "Well, Pilgrim, that really sucks...."

I did get a huge kick out of the Calamity Jane character. She is such a hopless drunk! She really made me laugh alot. What a mess...

Ya know, I really love that song. It's....well, deep. I would love to feel what love really is. Sometimes I feel like a lovesick puppy...

ER? Doojable! What were you thinking?

Ya know, I watched a few episodes a year ago when living with some friends for a couple of months when working in the Alaskan Bush. And they were totally hooked on it. I found it highly entertaining, but the foul language bothered me. Not that it was foul (although it is particularly foul), but it just seemed so "out of period", and therefore kind of "fake". To me it was like watching a movie about the Old West and hearing the characters say things like; "Wow, that wasn't very user friendly", or, "Man Oh Man! I am roflmao and pimp!" It just didn't seem to fit. And so, being fair, I had to ask myself; Did they actually talk that way but I just didn't know it? And if so, I'm down with it. But if not, it seems way goofy to be watching that and allowing my mind to take on a wrong view of the Old West, which I have always loved to read about so much. And thank you for your post Sudo, that kind of clears some things up, and long as that cunning linguist has his facts straight. I would like to look into it more, for, if things really were as depicted, I am afraid, that very few Americans have the right picture of the Old West. I do not doubt the brutality, and thieving savagry, but the "modern day foul language" just doesn't seem to fit, like it does when my wife and I watch the Sopranos for instance...

Well put Toppie as far as relationships are concerned. On the money....But how did this topic change from "sexiness" to "relationships"? Was it the girls who done it? Kind of fits with what you are saying in a roundabout way... As far as sexiness goes, I think there is tons of sexiness going on without relationships being involved. In fact, my wife thinks Kurt Russel and Jean Claude Van Dam are sexy. Oy veh...

And EX10, I love to hear a woman with a British accent. Elizabeth Hurley (Miss Kensington) is my favorite Hollywood babe :blink:

Joking aside (sorry Cowgirl-bad taste, that), what is sexy to me is when a woman has that self assurance that she IS sexy, and that I should want her. A woman that believes that she has what a man wants (and of course we all know what that is) is very sexy to me. Self confidence would be one way to put it, but, I would have to say that the term would have to include "self confidence in her own sex appeal", which, I believe is totally a mental thing. A case in point: I was newly married, and my wife and I went out to a bar in Kenai, Alaska. The Rainbow Bar, as a matter of fact. My wife was shooting a game of pool, and I sat at the bar having a beer, and looking around. Probably looking for someone to witness to. All of a sudden, this gal sits down next to me. She was definitely not petite. In fact, she was a pretty big girl. Yeah, big up top which is always a turn on for me, but, she was also pretty durn "broad in the stern", and not all that pretty. And so, she fires up a conversation with me, and I notice that from the other side of the bar, my wife is grinning at me, knowing by the way the woman has postured herself, that she is probably hitting on me. And, she was right. At first I found it amusing, but, by the way this gal was talking to me, as if she were the only Playboy bunny in the room, I started to get purdy danged stirred up! She had a gleam in her eye that said; "You know you want me", and as unattractive as she was physically, I was amazed at my own reaction! She had a "devilish little grin", if you will, and it was, really something, causing me to look way past the physical. And so, I bought her a beer, said thank you for flattering me with her attention, and then pointed my wife out to her, told her I was married, and then went and joined my wife over at the pool table. She grinned that grin as I walked away. Later my wife played her in pool, and all was well. She came to twig, and later was ordained and ran the Limb of New Jersey..No wait! I made that last part up. We never saw her again.... Later of course, we determined that she had a "seducing spirit", but, since then I have concluded that she just had a serious case of "sexy self confidence" which no doubt has served her well. Ya know, that gal really impressed me that she could look past her own lack of "physical sexiness" and still emanate those sexual vibes. Now the question here is about being "sexy", and not about relationships. I love relationships, and have been happily married to my first and only wife for 23 years, and I do believe totally, that a relationship needs honesty. But as far as "sexiness" goes, well, I have known some pretty dishonest girls that were plenty damned sexy. Since the word "sexy" is three quarters "sex", my response here has to do with that bigger aspect of that word. I do believe that it would serve the girls well to recognize that when it comes to "sexy" as far as what a man is looking for in sexiness, that men are highly interested in the "sex" part of it. I am not saying that you have to dish it (sex) out, but to supply the "hint of it" is what is sexy. I am not speaking for every guy here, but I wouldn't be surprised if I speak for a good amount of us. If a gal has the boldness to wear a low cut top with a push up bra, it's not just the splendid view of that lucious "decollatage", that is sexy, it is also the fact that she believes herself to be sexy enough to do it, which in turn is very sexy, to me anyways. And, a gal doesn't even have to dress sexy as in the push up bra kind of a thing to be sexy. To me, if some gal was wearing a burlap bag for a dress, but had a sexy "attitude", well then, that would still perk me up. So, are the vibes that a gal is putting off say; "Quit looking at me you creep", or are they saying; "You are a fool not to look at me"? Oh well, those are my thoughts on the matter. As far as what is sexy in a guy, well, I don't know much about that. I have seen that "bad boys" are attractive to many women though. Maybe it's the same, that they "believe in their appeal" no matter how stupid they look with their full mullet and AC/DC tattoos...

Mark, didn't you say that you played guitar?

Cowgirl, I just took a shower after a long day of hanging sheetrock, and I need someone to massage my large forearms and hands after throwing the big boards all day long, and then later we could maybe wrestle some?

You got me there Mark, you got me..Haha! :)