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Yes ExCath, I would have to say that there is a bit of irony in her new last name, considering that teaching her Dad so very long ago. What was it called? "Freedom From Fear", I think. And ya know, I loved that teaching. I think I still would enjoy it...

Wow. Larry P. You really were/are somethin! I totally missed your presence here. Never hoid of youz till just now. BUT!!! It's evident that you are wonderful and LOVED. And so, God bless you on yer Birfday Larry P! Jonny Lingo P.S. Glad "Larry P" didn't mean Larry Panarello.....

What wine with Poodle? How about a nice Pinot Noir? Pinot Noir with Poodle?

Aye! Poodle Hagus! It soonds so fookin good I can't wait frit! Dooj said; Oh Brutha' , I was just playing with words and joshing ya' And I you... :)

Rocky. As much as you and I have had our "differences" at times, I just gotta say that I am so very proud of you! I once lost 47 pounds doing the "Atkins thing", and the joy I had going from being a "fat blivet" to a trimmed down 195 pounder was just amazing! People were kinder, young ladies smiled at me, and I was "feeling my oats" all over again. Congratulations man, really. I know the discipline that it takes, and, it ain't easy! God bless you Rocky, and I mean that..... :)

Gosh my Sistah, what "evah" are you saying about me? I think I'm hurt..... :(

Yeah! C'mon ovah! We'll party by the light of the Midnight Sun!

But I did say "friends", and it was you whom I had in mind!

I know Dooj, and I got your point as well, and also thanks for the compliment... And Rascal, you wanted to do the rodeo school thing eh? That's cool. Glad I got to do it. The things in the Corps that challenged me were good challenges, but that bull riding was definitely the scariest thing I have ever done. One can control many things, but there's just no tellin what a wild and wooly 1800 pound snortin' beast like that is gonna do! But sadly, during our graduation rodeo, one of the guys fractured his neck. He complained about it, but nobody bothered to take him to tyhe hospital to get checked out. Later, he showed up for our Tenth Corps graduation ceremony with a halo brace on his head and a real sour attitude. Gee, I wonder why he was so pi$$ed? And speakin' of poodle, I think that that black Angus "poodle" would suit me just fine, barbecued whole over an open spit with lots of friends, beer, whiskey, tortillas, beans, and good music in attendance. Now that's the kind of poodle meat I could eat!

Well now, I am flabbergasted. Melinda was my clear choice fomr the beginning of the 12 finalists. I thought it would come down to the two women, Jordin and Melinda. But, that boy must have found a place in the hearts of alot of young women out there. He IS good, but I thought Melinda far outclassed him. But, as Simon said, we'll no doubt hear from her again. She is just too damned good, and she has had excellent PR going on for months. And so now, I think Jordin will get it.

Umm, the only part of that story that is true is that for a fact, JP rode a black angus bull whom he nick named "The Poodle" because of the way it had that thick rug of curlyhair. That was just like JP's humor, to call him that. And by the way, he didn't make his eight seconds either. Nobody did. We all got our butts crunched. And so, I just like to write, and had fun "winging it" as I typed my way merrily along....

I wonder if old "Tick" liked "Hot Cocoa"? But no doubt if he tried some, he'd only have been humping air.....

So, no one knows where Coco went? Okay... :(

Maybe that's why Germany in WW I attacked.............France? And so maybe now, we should cook up a nice bowl full of "Poodle Schnitzel"? Hmmmmm?

Bull's penis soup? Now that sounds disgusting. No, that is disgusting. Did you know what it was before you ate it? No wait, no doubt you'd been lost in the jungle and found delerious, dehydrated, and hadn't eaten in three weeks, right? And what country was that? Wowsa!

What I can't figure out is how the woman carries on being the drunk that she is. But apparently even that is available. No doubt the heavy drinking will eventually get to her though...

Ya know Free, My wife works with a 52 year old woman named Rhonda who has MS. She's had it for years, and I'd not noticed any sign of it at the last two Christmas parties, and I'd only learned that she had it after the first Christmas party. Yeah, she liked dancing with me, and while we were, she danced just fine, if not a little too close, much to my wife's amusement. But this woman, Rhonda, is a serious alcoholic, and a very serious hunter. Every year, she kills two moose, scores of deer, as well as any bear she comes across. You see, about eight years ago, in the neighborhood next to my own, she was walking along one summer evening in broad daylight (an Alaskan evening ya see), when, as she passed two parallel parked cars, came face to face with a mama black bear and her cub. They just happened to be between the two parallel parked cars, and she found herself only three feet from them. Needless to say, the sow bear attacked her, mauled her horribly, tearing her scalp from her head (bear always do that!), and chomped her shoulder up something feirce. But she fought bravely, and caused the sow to run off, and then staggered to the front door of the friend whom she was going to visit. Unfortunately, the friend wasn't home at the time, and Rhonda collapsed on her friend's front porch, bleeding out alot. About an hour later, the friend and her husband came home and found her there, and got her to the hospital, and she has lived to tell the tale. At any rate, this was a good deal of time after she had been diagnosed with MS, and she has continued perking along, hunting, drinking, bein a wild woman, and selling insurance where my wife works. A very active woman, which, as I understand it, is an important thing to be when one has MS. An amazing gal. I think her husband has a hard time keeping up with her. She has sort of "defied" her situation and told Life, screw you! You ain't stopping me from gettin all of the best!" And she keeps on keepin' on. Anyway, thought you might get a kick out of that stow-ree... :) JL

It is so sad that this rumble has occurred, for, there is such "Poodle thread" going on over in "About The Way......"

It is so sad that this rumble has occurred, for, there is such "Poodle thread" going on over in "About The Way......"

Guinea Pig? Wow. But then again, they are little herbivores(sp?), and that's what wabbitts are... Oh, and glad ya liked the story. I like to write storys that have happened to me, but with those, the details are already there because the incident actually happened. I also like to write stories that I have no idea about where the story is going and then just make stuff up along the way. And as things develop, then an ending begins to form in my mind and I just keep going till I'm there. That was one of those. Kinda fun it was...

Rascal! Holly is not giving us all the collective finger! Please dear woman, don't believe that. She has already said how she loves so many of us. She just wants to be away so that she doesn't have to deal with the drama that she has experienced. Peace Rascal. I know we've had our differences, but in this case, Holly is not saying "screw uou" to us all...Peace...

Wow. And I thought this was a goodbye thread. I haven't read but the first page, but when I saw that it has gone on for four pages now, I wondered if something was up. I guess I'd better start reading the whole thing, because it looks like some serious drama here...Sad. :(

wrdsnwrks You mean to say that ttere are known roving bands of Poodle Killers out there? Cooking them and eating them?! Oh-my-gawd! I guess nobody liked my stow-ree. And I worked so hard on it. I guess though, this fascination with "poached poodle" and other Poodle delicacies is very important to us all. But ya know, I did notice a very nicely garnished plate of "Poodle And Prawns" at this nice French Restaurant last night. It looked downright.....yummy!

Holly, what thread is it where this has happened?

Well Holly, I certainly understand fore shore. I hope all is well with you and yourn. And, a happy Mothers day to you also! Ya know, I only recently your account about how you overcame your health problems over in the "My Story" forum. Whew! So thankful for you! And so, I have just one last request. I wrote a ridiculous story over on the "Mrs. Wierwille's Poodle" thread that I hope you'll read. I think it might make you laugh. Take care, and I have your e-mail addy over in my hotmail account, and so, we won't be strangers. Take care, "Mwwwaaahhh!" and, Vaya Con Dios, Kevin