J0nny Ling0

That elevator trick sounds like fun. What kind of reaction do you have from other riders? I have, at times when in an elevator, said with exhuberance: "And so, how are we all doing today? Ya know, people rarely talk in elevators, let's talk!" And many times people laugh and a conversation strikes up and then we say good bye when each person gets off. Once I had the people welcoming new arrivals with a big loud "Hi!" Too fun, all of that...

Me? I finally decided to believe the verse somewhere in the Word that says: "If a man can't take care of his own household how can he take care of the Church of God?" And since I'd been broke all of the time as a branch leader and father of two/husband of one, I told my LC; "Well, I gotta go. I'm not taking care of my own family financially, so, it is time for me to go to work". He agreed with me, and so I left my BC job and went back east to be with my folks, started hanging sheetrock full time, and eventually decided that even that was kind of dead end and finally "allowed myself" to get a real job. And that was with the Alaska Marine Highway, a final return to what was once my chosen profession before I got involved in The Way. It was kinda strange "having a job" at first, because people in The Way who were full time employed and not in the Corps or not on Staff somewhere, were considered "lesser people" because they didn't have the "comittment" that others in The Way had. And so, I began to take care of my own family for the first time. It took some "evolving", but we are up on step now, and I am thankfuul...

Of course Rocky, you never have anything nice to say to me simply because I am Jonny Lingo. But that's okay. Have a nice day! :)

Leave Mr. P-Mosh alone! He's a human being! (sob!) You don't care about anybody but yourself! (sob!) He hasn't danced in two years now! So leave him alone!! (sob sob sob....)

Un-bee-lee-va-bul! But then again, knowing this twisted old world, I guess I shouldn't be surprised. I saw part of one of the "Leave OJ Alone" ones, but I didn't have time to finish it. Funny how Americans pick up on this kind of twisted humor, for it seemed to me that the Chris Crocker guy was really and truly upset with the negative publicity on our number one American "Pop Tart". But maybe it was a publicity stunt all along. If he's really headed for TV, I guess for him, it was a good move. If that is the case, it certainly seems to be one of those "I'll do whatever" in order to "make it" to the big time. In the old Way Daze, we would have said; "See! He sold out! That's the only reason he made it! He must be Seed!" But if he really wasn't seriously distraught about "poor Britney", then he did in fact decide to do something I would never do just to "make it".

He's coming down!

We're aaallll hungry!

I do this one at the MacDonalds from time to time, but it doesn't seem to do anything but confuse the many Filipinos who work there. They don't get it. They always come back with; "But sir all orders in drive through are to go". And I say; "But please, yes, make my order to go. Thank you". And then they start to explain again, and have the time they stop in mid sentence, exasperated. My kids think it hilarious. By now there are a couple who get it because they recognize me and laugh about it because they finally got it. It seems that the white kids who work there get it immediately. Maybe we white folks are too much of a bunch of smart arses? And, that "zoo prank" is a funny one, although I don't think I could do it.

Okay. Apparently the "girl" who is in this weird vid ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc ) is a guy by the name of Chris Crocker. And, his weird rant was in fact the brunt of some late night humor. And, I found another You Tube video done by a celebrity that I think is pretty funny. This one is called; "Leave Chris Crocker Alone!" and is a sketch (why not skit? Why "sketch"?) done by none other than "Scott Evil" of Austin Powers fame. That is, it is done by Seth Greene the actor who will always be referred to by my wife and family as Scott Evil, son of Doctor Evil. Anyway, here it is. I think it's funny. And, there may be some bad language, so watch out Sudo... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiqkDm9UoKo

Back from the shadows again. Out where an indian's yer friend! Where the vegetables are green, and you can pee right into that old stream (and that's important!), yes, we're back from the shadows again!

Okay. Apparently the "girl" who is in this weird vid is a guy by the name of Chris Crocker. And, his weird rant was in fact the brunt of some late night humor. And, I found another You Tube video done by a celebrity that I think is pretty funny. This one is called; "Leave Chris Crocker Alone!" and is a sketch (why not skit? Why "sketch"?) done by none other than "Scott Evil" of Austin Powers fame. That is, it is done by Seth Greene the actor who will always be referred to by my wife and family as Scott Evil, son of Doctor Evil. Anyway, here it is. I think it's funny. And, there may be some bad language, so watch out Sudo... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiqkDm9UoKo

Yup Fellowshippr, that was a very nice time. Wish we could do er again someday. I do have a nice new batch of freshly smoked Coho, and there's always beer to be had...

Craig's daughter has actually done pretty well for herself. She is a flautist, and teaches music (flute) to many students. Her last name is now "Fear" (how ironic), and she has a website with her name on it. I'll try to look it up and post it. Oh yeah, here it is: http://www.leahfear.com/bio.html This was in response to someone saying something about the "teenaged daughter and college". And, someone posted this e-mail address a few months back when talking about "The Martindale Kids". This website says that she currently lives in Ft. Wayne, Indiana. And man, her photo looks so much like Donna! Pretty girl she is, and I hope she is happy...

Awesome. So much of it I too had never read. I've known a little more than the first paragraph, but not much more. I found it interesting that Graham Greene delivered on the paragraph about the "savage indians" being set upon the Colonists by the British. But it did happen that way, and the indians were in fact very indiscriminate when it came to whom they slaughtered, men, women, and children. Also, James Earl Jones should have done some readin'. Could kicked out Whoopie for all I care. Don't care for her at all...

Emo-Kids huh? "Emo" for "emotion" I suppose. My 20 year old son refers to a certain kind of music as "Emo". To me, that would mean something like "Stuck On You" by, who, Lionel Ritchie? Stuff like that...

Happy Birthday Patriot!

Yes, I was kidding. After I said that, I said that actually, they each breast fed for 18 months. My wife has since corrected me say saying that it was fifteen months at the most. And yes Abi, I know that breast feeding doesn't eliminate the risk of breast cancer, but that it reduces that risk. And so, it turns out after we talked about it after I posted here, that she did in fact get 'em checked just about six months ago when she went to see some woman doctor. I guess she did the whole "girl work up", the whole works. And um, okay Biker Babe, I'll remember that one! :)

Happy Birthday Socks! JL

Hey Sudo, take a chill pill dude. I didn't say I supported her foul language. I just thought I'd post it because of it's weirdness. You are totally right dude, there has been a "coarsening" of American culture. But I must say, that coarse language doesn't bother me as much as it may bother some. I have been a construction worker and a Merchant Marine for a long time now. I guess I'm not a dentist. But, I apologize for not putting up a bad language warning though. Sorry about that, really. But ya know, when I heard it, I didn't really even notice the bad language because she/he was so crazed it was hard for me to decipher just what she/he was saying. Mostly all I heard was "Leave Britney alone!" and lots of screaming. And the point of posting it is? Well, it just seems to me that this old world is crazier than I thought it was. I mean, to get that worked up over someone who doesn't even know you exist is so way whack.

Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc A publicity stunt? Some awesome acting to get Britney to call her up and "console" her? Or, the raving of a lunatic in a mental institution? Dunno. Weird man, weird.. Heard it on talk radio yesterday. I'll bet Jay Leno and those nightime guys got some mileage out of it. Or, was it too even weird/sad for them to exploit?

OMG Belle! Too funny! In after thought that is. No doubt you were NOT laughing! Did you really stand there for two hours on your tippy toes with your breasts all clamped in, or did you "improvise, adapt, and overcome" and extricate yourself until until Belinda got back? You've left us with quite a mind picture ya know... And ya know, I don't think Mrs. Lingo has had a mammogram in a long while. We have always known that women who breast feed their kids have a much lower risk of breast cancer, and since all four kids were breast fed until they were 5 years old, we have never (no wait-just kiddin about the five years-only 18 months per kid) worried about breast cancer, in that we have always trusted that God won't let that happen to her/us. But, I 'spose a mammogram is a good idea...

Now, that is interesting. I always wondered how people could marry, while one is Catholic, let's say, and the other Jewish. How in the world can that work? Even if it were a "one is an evangelical, and the other an Episcopalian". Would never work for me. Hmm, seems like intimacy really IS a major deal with some. All of that nice and sweet companionship, but, no boom boom? But, I guess it's not really important...

Ooh. That is weird. But, to not be funny anymore, aren't they supposed to do a hands on thing? It just seems like it would simplify things if it were a woman Doc. And, all this is interesting. I didn't know about any "vise like flattening squishing" machine. Youch! You poor wimmin! I just thought that they did an ex-ray and then the Doc felt for lumps. And, the last part of that poem was horrid!! :blink:

Do you think there is an opening at a breast exam clinic where a man with gentle hands could do the same thing? :)

Good one George! And Belle, next time show up with the beer!