Had Ethelbert believed big enough to live long enough, he might have INVENTED the ice cream cone!
Hey, I didn’t REwrite the book. Victor did. He also invented stuff.
Speaking of silly, “four-crucified” is the preferred euphemism for all lies and bullsh¡t in my household. I’m really trying to watch my foul mouth, especially around my son. So, lots of spelling, abbreviating and saying “four-crucified.” (It’s been getting a lot of use in recent months.)
Just last week my son was feigning a tummy ache to get out of going to school. I got him on the phone and said, “I’m calling four-crucified on this…!”
He got up, got dressed, and went to school.
I was so proud of myself for exercising such restraint that, well, gosh, I felt like could just jump over a barn.