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  1. oh I see where you got those pictures from, Chockfull... Excerpt from “The Illustrated Guide for the Religious Hypocrite” page 666 First: Once you have a following, you should take measures so that they stick around; by whatever surreptitious means possible encourage followers to build a build a brick wall around their minds; you can always suggest whitewashing it later when folks get tired of beating their heads against a brick wall…surveys have found people might think it would be less painful if they were to beat their heads against a whitewashed wall. Second: as supposedly religious leaders you may be expected to put all your cards on the table from time to time or after any major scandal; remember you can always whitewash it all at some point – even whitewash over the things that you have supposedly come clean on. Third: Beware of the challenging counter-fit; when whitewashing around bars, countertops, “junk tables”, and other licentious platforms, remember to move all important items like Drambuie, porn videos, and roofies up and out of the way of plain sight; note, though it may be difficult to have all the items fit on the counter, most people will not notice the clutter anyway because they’ll be too busy admiring the bang up job you did of whitewashing the façade. Fourth: Consequences…schmonsequences…when others challenge your flagrant hypocrisy and warn you of hellfire and damnation, remember you can always whitewash the bricks around the place of fire…hellfire and damnation never looked so cool !
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  2. Is this something?
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  3. Da-Nile ain't just a river in Egypt.
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  4. Whited sepulchre
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  5. Whitewashing won’t work on these human stains, Chock! They will require a minimum of one hundred applications of this wash before whitewashing them can even begin! Bwaaaahahahaha!
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  6. "What is my conscience? It's a three-cornered thing in my chest. When I do wrong, it spins, and the points hurt me. But if I keep doing wrong, the points wear down and they don't hurt anymore."
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