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Cult starting tip Number Two: People generally like the feeling that they belong to something exclusive; that’s why it’s important to establish a secret handshake or some unique salutation – like “greet each other with a holy fart” for example. It will also help to identify unbelievers. It is also wise to set up protocols at the start of your cult. Using the above example of holy farts, you should declare that fart lighting (pyro-flatulence) should be reserved for introducing the cult leader or other big stinkers. And while we’re talking about this particular greeting you should also issue a directive that would tell followers to mark and avoid any person in attendance that actually lets one slip out (aka dropping a deuce, manifesting # 2, ectoplasm of the drawers). Illustrating the above example is a home fellowship coordinator introducing France’s Country Coordinator Rev. Toot of De Loom:

I think you hit the nail on the head OldSkool !! A number of them hung around 'hoping' they would be the next prez , or if not them, someone they were 'palywaly' with, who would help feather their nest. Then when their hopes are shattered, they muster up the cahunas to finally leave. Maybe what Rico described about revelation is true...in HIS own mind. Seriously, things became so warped and twisted and lah lah in twi that one could talk oneself into believing almost anything !!

Of course!!

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