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It's the time of year when a sales manager has to do his annual reviews with his sales people. He always saves one particular person until the end because he is a big braggart and all he does is ramble on with how "great" he is. Reviewing this person takes the longest. Finally, he can avoid it no longer, and he calls the salesman in for his review. As he is required to do, the sales manager begins the review with the question,"How do you think you did this year?" Then he sits back and prepares for what is always at least an hour of this salesman going on about how great he thinks he is. This year is no exception. As soon as he asks the question, the salesman launches off on how he is the certainly the best salesman in the organization and how lucky the company is to have him. But this year, it's a little different. The narcissistic salesman hangs his head and says, "Oh, just listen to me going on and on about myself like I'm the only person here. I'm sure there is a lot you would like to say so go ahead, why don't you go on and on about me for awhile?"