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Good Old VP and his LIberty Lobby white supremist tapes he listened too. That's why we all had to get the malpacks - the country was going to fall to the Russkies any minute! Then, he called a meeting at HQ and told us to pray, it was about to happen. When it didn't, well, he told us it was our prayers that saved the USA. I always thought he was strange, and I never bought the whole USA was about to fall. Afterwards, life went on as normal.

Well okay, I was reading this and started laughing. Just last night I had a discussion with my Nurse. She was talking about her God and how her preacher gave a mighty teaching,... On - whatever. But "whatever" led to the revelation that many members were doing awful things for which they might be punished. I asked if they had Sunday school. She said yes. I asked what they taught there. She said that they taught that God was Love and that Jesus loved them,... and they did some coloring. I told her - that I didn't particularily like her God, but that I loved the Children's God - being as to how they were so completely different. Now then, a forgiving God,..... Waysider,... You want the purple or the green crayon? We'll leave the "gr'ups to fight over who gets the best punishment. I hear they're forming lines. Kids ask questions, because they don't know it all. Grown Ups know it all, so they sometimes forget to ask for forgiveness and blame one another or argue. It's no small wonder Jesus reccomended the ways of children to us.