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Hmm.. Paw hasn't sent me a bill yet either..

maybe "10,000 posts at greasespot" would look good on a resume?

I'm at 9994 now. What happens if I hit 9999 and run out of anything else to say?

Heh.. almost there... almost there..

Where's the damned "off" button for this thing.. maybe it costs more than the standard model..

http://s0.2mdn.net/2493053/PID_1256827_backup.jpg sorry.. I just don't "get it".. let "*it*" guide you.. wtf? Personally.. I'd either hold down on the "end" button until it gave up or remove the battery..

sometimes.. one needs one to watch ones back so to speak.. I hope I lived up to their expectation.. I'm supposed to just supposed to be an observer.. to hell with that.. at least when its possible..

Naw.. you have everything you need.. I'm talking with too many dialects..

Its a "miracle".. the cell phone is still there..

Must have worked. Now they just want to sell us a Nexus Cell Phone..

I dunno. Are 53 year old unclean squirrels invited? Or would they even care what such an ancient unclean squirrel would have to say? why do Scientology advertisements appear at the bottom of the page.. I think its kinda ludicrous.. trying to sell what a lot of people know to begin with.. no thank you. I don't need your audits.. your lie detector tests.. please just go away..

Please, only on spring break. The rest of the time, I need my mind..

I was a "guide" back then.. People loved having me around.. I could understand what they were seeing on a four way hit of blotter.. even if I did not partake at the moment.. well.. "nuts" knows "nuts"..

Cornucopias? Nooooo. I'd pass something different..

now we just need to raise enough money to pay the taxes.. save the parish and orphanages.. we need.. some kind of Greasespot concert.. somebody wanted to do some kind of blues festival.. but that was a couple years ago.. I'd go. Maybe that was the problem..

we.. need a plan.

And today I'm struck more than in a very long time with how very alone it is to parent after a spouse has died. I have decisions to make regarding my child, very important ones that will shape her future, maybe, and I have to do them without the bounce of the other person. Pay the bills. Alone Mess up the plumbing by thinking it can be done without a professional. Alone Decide what car to buy, is it the best buy. Alone Deal with teachers, school boards, bully's. Alone Take on major decisions that might very well alter our lives. Alone Death of loved ones. No one but me. Our oldest child's high school graduation. Yup, just me Our youngest's first day of school. Ditto Our oldest's drug problem. Solo Our youngest's current health issue. I'm it our oldest's recent hospitalization, almost bleeding to death and then her surgery after. uhhuh you guessed it. Life Alone

and you heard it first, here.. at Greasespot Cafe. and it wasn't even plagiarized..

Besides pure nuttiness.. I can't think of any other reason.. his claim bears a remarkable resemblance to Leonards "message".

I think the secret to *successful* living is to own one's nuttiness, not the other way around.

I've seen some pretty wild things.. but I would not exactly cite them to bolster the reputation of my opinion of god, the bible, and the universe..

That does not leave very many options, does it? he was at his wits end by his own admission..

Interesting.. one psychotic episode.. and the floodgates open..

another thought.. how many men would use that word to describe a day? Gorgeous, that is.. it just kinda sounds funny.. might use that word to describe the person interviewing me at the time, perhaps..

Sometimes things get silly with people, and they argue. So at the heart of this is whether or not the Bible is God's Word, or whether it simply contains God's words. Now then,... which parts do we start crossing out? I am reminded of the Movie - Galaxy Quest and the references to the "Historical Record". Pretty funny stuff! Maybe the whole Bible was just a TV show and the writers were really really slow at writing the episodes. Maybe, in spite of all that was wrong with the Way, man's basic spriitual problem really is..... ,,,eh? Well we get to choose, don't we?

From the "God will give you double" thread. Struck me as one of the funniest things I have read on here. I love it!!