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you are told that God made your kid sick because you were not "abundantly sharing".

You know things are screwed up when the limb leader tells you that you have jeopardized your entire spiritual future by ---ummm---err--- "spending Saturday morning" with your new bride instead of cleaning your FLO house. Oh, the shame of it all!

Yeah, but it was "spiritual" toilet paper! 16 or 17 more times through the class ought to help you to see the light. (Provided you speak in tongues "more than us all".)

Technically, what they said was that if you didn't abundantly share, there would be a break in God's "hedge of protection", thus leaving you vulnerable to attacks from the adversary. Or, more precisely translated----"God made your kid sick because you were not 'abundantly sharing'".

Or when they kick you out for being a lesbian when you know damn well you're not (not that I agree that it would be reasonable to kick me out if I were... I'm just sayin')

Stewardship isn't just about money - it's about time. You know that things are screwed up when TP is more valuable than time.

In twi wayspeak......"present truth" is a truth that changes with every present situation "Present Truth" is much like the marxist's equal to "permanent revolution" (change).......like it's permanent but always changing.

"I figured if I got caught using more than my "fair share", then hats off to whoever the person was who caught me. Furthermore, it was shared that toilet paper was not for runny noses. If you had a cold and you used toilet paper to take care of a runny nose, then it was stealing. Yup! Biblical Research at its finest!" Well, I guess you could have wiped your runny nose on the leader's tee shirt. Talk about straining at a gnat and swallowing a camel! That misses the whole point of just about everything. I don't remember anyone chiding me about toilet paper in FLO or our three months in hell at Rome City. That is about the silliest thing I ever heard. The floss chart really bugged me though. Bless Patrol had to check the floss charts at midnight, then track down and awaken the sleepy unflossed (or at least un-chart checked) and tell them to go do whatever it was they hadn't done. Got to the point where you just went and checked off your whole family without asking them have they flossed or not. I always wanted to check off a week at a time in advance, but I supposed that wouldn't have flown with the powers that were. WG

If we're really living the "abundant life" (as portrayed in session one of PFAL) why would we need to worry about trivial matters such as how much booty wipe we use? Oh, wait! Now I remember. Stewardship. (He who is faithful in least is faithful in much.) Sooooooo, then, why couldn't an unbeliever simply learn to be a good steward of his possessions and skip the whole Bible thing altogether? ***************************** answer: It's spiritual. :o

I figured if I got caught using more than my "fair share", then hats off to whoever the person was who caught me. Furthermore, it was shared that toilet paper was not for runny noses. If you had a cold and you used toilet paper to take care of a runny nose, then it was stealing. Yup! Biblical Research at its finest!

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