Belle - excuse me for laughing at your woeful tale - but I wanna tell yah! You've got a knack for story-telling. That's like something you'd read in a Reader's Digest...I take it you did not sustain any physical injuries - hope your pride has a quick recovery!!!! Thanks for the laughs - you have set the tone for my day!!!
I'm glad you liked it T-Bone, but I can't take credit for it. Sorry I didn't make that clear...this is an e-mail that was passed around some time ago. I did bust a gut reading it. There's another one about a girl trying to wax herself. I'll see if I can find that one, too. I cried my eyes out laughing so hard at that one.
Whoever invented the all stuff to torture our poor sensitive parts should have more than a proctologist. How about a dozen diseased yaks leaving a present in the glove compartment of their cars!?
Thelma, dear....I knew you didn't originate that laugh story. You see, dear, you are TOO YOUNG to be required to endure this torture. Also...said in my best aside whisper...dear, you've haven't been a B cup since middle school.
And David...that'd be funny if I didn't know so many men who would have too much fun with such a machine...
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T-Bone
Belle - excuse me for laughing at your woeful tale - but I wanna tell yah! You've got a knack for story-telling. That's like something you'd read in a Reader's Digest...I take it you did not sustain any physical injuries - hope your pride has a quick recovery!!!! Thanks for the laughs - you have set the tone for my day!!!
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Belle
I'm glad you liked it T-Bone, but I can't take credit for it. Sorry I didn't make that clear...this is an e-mail that was passed around some time ago. I did bust a gut reading it. There's another one about a girl trying to wax herself. I'll see if I can find that one, too. I cried my eyes out laughing so hard at that one.
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topoftheworld
ROFLMAO!!!!
Yeah, I always thought the same thing-a man had to have invented that damn machine.
That's why God created protologists.
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krys
Proctologists are too good for most of them!
Whoever invented the all stuff to torture our poor sensitive parts should have more than a proctologist. How about a dozen diseased yaks leaving a present in the glove compartment of their cars!?
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templelady
I now KNow I had a good reason to skip that mammogram appointment
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dmiller
Here is my deleted post from the original thread.
It didn't fit in over there, but I'm thinking it does here. ;)
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CoolWaters
Thelma, dear....I knew you didn't originate that laugh story. You see, dear, you are TOO YOUNG to be required to endure this torture. Also...said in my best aside whisper...dear, you've haven't been a B cup since middle school.
And David...that'd be funny if I didn't know so many men who would have too much fun with such a machine...
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topoftheworld
Cool-ROFLMAO!!!!!
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CoolWaters
Hehe.
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Belle
That, my dear, is correct except I think it was prior to middle school, but who's counting?
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CoolWaters
So I'm wrong about your youth. I've been wrong before. Honest!
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