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balance
Anarchist of THE
(8/1/00 1:09:16 am)
| Re: The
Dear Stillhere, my niec is doing pretty well, the baby came out at 8 months. I was holding my nieces leg during delivery- when the baby came out he waved at me! Im not kidding- and no one believes me!
So he only weighs 4 lb 3oz. and has to stay in the hospital for awhile, but got a 9 on that test, so he is really healthy.
My niece and her husband were really behind on all the nursery stuff since the baby came a month early, so Ive been setting up the nursery and reading Curious George.
Anyway, It was a incredible experience that I will remember the rest of my life. Im suprised at the feelings this has brought about, when you see something like this you know there is a God, and he is THE genius.
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krysilis 
Shaver of THE
(8/1/00 1:17:46 am)
 | Re: The
Amen to that balance! He is The Genius alright!! I've never seen a birth....except puppies and stuff, must be awesome.
Congratulations on the nephew. 9 on the Apgar score is pretty darn good!!!
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krysilis
Shaver of THE
(8/1/00 1:20:48 am)
| Re: The
oh! oopsies??? maybe the baby is a grand-nephew!
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NOW - - somebody. please, please, please, tell me...why does everything have to fit like a hand in a glove??? Really! What's wrong with a foot in a sock???
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pawtucket
Priest of THE
(8/1/00 1:22:05 am)
| Re: The
Oh Cool....the gang's all here
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(8/1/00 1:23:53 am)
| Re: The
Yes congratulations!!!
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THE
WayDale Deity
(8/1/00 10:43:21 am)
 | All's well in THEworld
Verily, verily our good and faithful servants have brought about a victory befitting a Deity such as ourselves. A victory against the forces of Anti-THE.
Pawtucket, THE priest of THE has been returned (mostly undamaged - we're still working on the "peeps" part) and his value has been fully restored to him.
Behold, THE sacred book of THE (parts of which you will soon be required to "retemorize") has been saved by the diligence of our priest Pawtucket.
All is well is THEworld!!!
We declare a day of rejoicing.
All of THE's children will rejoice and be glad this day!
Pay homage to THE
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krysilis
Shaver of THE
(8/1/00 10:53:55 am)
| Re: All's well in THEworld
Wow! How cool is that!!! A holiday.....
Nuthin' to do but rejoice, be glad and eat green peeps!!
WWhhheeeeeeee
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balance
Anarchist of THE
(8/1/00 10:54:30 am)
| Re: All's well in THEworld
O.K. Thanks THE!
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THE
WayDale Deity
(8/1/00 11:05:17 am)
| Rest for the next challenge
Yeah, that's right, you take it easy today and don't worry about the scripture retemorization from the Sacred Book of THE. It won't be too hard and there won't be too many retemory spot-checks!
Pay homage to THE
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krysilis
Shaver of THE
(8/1/00 11:29:25 am)
| Re: Rest for the next challenge
That's our THE!!!
What a guy!
(this is post 3450!)
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balance
Anarchist of THE
(8/1/00 12:02:21 pm)
| Re: Rest for the next challenge
Dear Kris, read about that wandering profit-he would have been no good for you anyway, just the maintenence on his shaving alone could have kept you from serving THE true THE!
It could have brought the wrath of THE upon you, if you were enjoying your life of lathering and shaving and applying lotion to a neaderthal, while neglecting your duties to THE.
So, I know you are sad, but maybe a nice Native American will come along that you could love just as well, most of them have little shaving demand and you could get him reading THE book of THE.
Ive heard chocolate is a very good remedy for lovesickness, thats true!
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pamsandiego
Priestess of THE
(8/1/00 12:04:27 pm)
| Re: All's well in THEworld
Oh frabjous day, calloo callay!
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balance
Anarchist of THE
(8/1/00 2:37:49 pm)
| Re: All's well in THEworld
should we underline or write in THE margins or both.......
where is THE bookstore?
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(8/1/00 3:12:45 pm)
| Re: The
THE has spoken....
I was a little worried about the whole retemorizing buisness
I really used to suck at that!
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GraceOnGrace
Choir Director of THE
(8/1/00 3:55:12 pm)
 | Re: The
Officer: "did you know you were going 75 miles per hour in a 50 mile per hour zone?"
You: "Yes officer, I wasn't going to be out that long."
I feel a lot more like I do now than I did when I first got here!
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GraceOnGrace
Choir Director of THE
(8/1/00 4:11:22 pm)
| Re: The
Hey Puh Paw, So glad you are back.
I think I know how to cure the 'peep' thing. First I have to know a few things.
Does it hurt anywhere? If so, does it hurt all over or just in spots? Does it burn when you peep?
I am thinking that perhaps you didn't ingest them. I am thinking that you may have accidentally sat on a peep. Do you hear the peep when you stand or sit or wiggle?
Or maybe AntiTHE has hidden a secret peep that will explode at the appropriate time when you are safe in THE temple. It could be a ploy to blast THE with LoyFart2000 or the deadly Rivenbark Rectumator. You should get it checked soon.
I'm not a doctor, but I pretend like one on THE. Just practicing.
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I feel a lot more like I do now than I did when I first got here!
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(8/1/00 4:48:44 pm)
| Re: The
Grace!!
You are too funny.
My stomach hurts now....
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krysilis
Shaver of THE
(8/1/00 4:50:45 pm)
| Re: The
Balance:
you are such a sweetheart to console me at this time. I've been doing the "chocolate thing" but so far, all I've gotten is fatter. -sigh-
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GraceOnGrace:
You're not a doctor, but you DID sleep at a Holiday Inn last night!
tee hee
see what happens when you give me the day off??!!!
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(8/1/00 5:14:37 pm)
| Re: The
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Lifted Up
WayDale Citizen
(8/1/00 5:40:43 pm)
| Re: The
Once again I manage to step through THE doors without bowing.
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