| Author | Comment |
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THE4K Anarchist of THE
(8/23/00 12:42:05 am)
| Re: Too much time on your hands
11:29 Let their be no condemnation toward THE mustache as done in THE -away with brushy bushes that may strain your Guiness untoward to inhale the frothy foam and sneeze and choke! abhor a rakish one, sharp with wax, seemingly dali-esque to poke you in THE eye!
11:30 Instead in all meekness and loving kindness allow such a one to let THE Guinness go down smoothly, unadulterated with pungent waxes, as THE intended.
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THE4K Anarchist of THE
(8/23/00 12:59:46 am)
| Re: Industrial razors
oh shaver of THE--yes ,yon yaks ate THE chocolate.....
behold! THE peppermint makes them as statues, to stay still under THE holy razor.
time to vote!
Yak Hair shirt for:
1. Mr, Popularity
2. daPropheta
3. write in candidates.
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Psalm 71 one
Musician and Psinger of THE
(8/23/00 2:44:08 am)
| Re: Industrial razors
yak-ity yak, yakity yak
don't come back!
especially if they eat all THE chocolate!!
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Psalm 71 one
Musician and Psinger of THE
(8/23/00 2:46:16 am)
| Re: Industrial razors
Chocolate eating yaks should be shaven and shorn--for all
THE world to see!
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Psalm 71 one
Musician and Psinger of THE
(8/23/00 2:51:30 am)
| a Psong for THE
I haven't learned my THE remory oh great THE-ity, but
will sing THEe a Psong:
Hokey pokey winkie wum
Polli-muh-koo akung-akung
Hungarry wungarry chingering ching
King of THE canibal islands!
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Psalm 71 one
Musician and Psinger of THE
(8/23/00 2:53:39 am)
| Re: a Psong for THE
Sam, Sam THE butcher-man
washed his face in a fryin'pan
combed his hair with a wagon wheeeeeelll...
And died with a toothache in his heel!
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Psalm 71 one
Musician and Psinger of THE
(8/23/00 2:56:10 am)
| Musick for THE
Harp;
STRUMMMM STUMM PLUCK PLUCK PLUCK STRUMMM!
STRUmmmm plllluck strummmm
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Psalm 71 one
Musician and Psinger of THE
(8/23/00 2:59:23 am)
| Re: Musick for THE
shiddily diddily-bop bop bang!!
CRASH bang bop-bop BANG!!
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Psalm 71 one
Musician and Psinger of THE
(8/23/00 3:02:03 am)
| Re: Musick for THE
and now THE trumpet;
too too toot! toott too tootoo
TOOT! tooooo pah pah pah pah toot toot
pah toot pah too toot toot ah toooooo!
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Psalm 71 one
Musician and Psinger of THE
(8/23/00 3:04:54 am)
| speaking of tooting....
A tutor who tooted THE flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot
said THE two to THE tutor
is it harder to toot,
or to tutor two tooters to toot?
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(8/23/00 10:58:51 am)
| Re: THE Two
THE 11:48
Thou shalt have no other shavers before THE.
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(8/23/00 3:19:05 pm)
| Re: THE Two
Just bringing the THE to the top of the page...![](ALT=":)")
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pawtucket 
Enlightened Priest of THE
(8/23/00 5:02:25 pm)
| Re: THE Two
2:34 -- And yea on PenTHEcost, a mighty rushing cream spreadeth on the bristles and yea a hot and sharpeth blade shaveth the hairs and the skin becometh smooth as a baby's butt.
And the Shaver of THE was happy to have made THE happy. And yea verily, she slappeth some after shave on THEir faces and yea they screameth and they were happy.
The shaveth men gathered together and listeneth to the Prophet, who told them of a day when sports would be viewed in their homes. And yea...they could resteth in their easy chairs. And further the prophet told them of the days to come when the remote control would make their lives a pleasure. But he would not tell them of the cooling of the beer. For they would not understand.
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Lifted Up
Mighty for THE
(8/23/00 5:58:56 pm)
| THE Two
That was a close shave.
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Lifted Up
Mighty for THE
(8/23/00 7:14:06 pm)
| THE Two
OK so where is everbody? At a shaving party I was not invited to?
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(8/23/00 7:45:34 pm)
| shaving
Still shaving after all these years.....
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THE4K Anarchist of THE
(8/23/00 8:55:28 pm)
| Re: THE Two
Holy hot towel Krysilis! No wonder DaPropheta became just a little confused.......slapping on all that after shave and to see THE shaver causing so much joy in THE land.
He must have felt left out of it all, clinging to THE old ways, but able to understand THE meaning of penTHEcost.
All things worketh for the good for them who love THE.
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Psalm 71 one
Musician and Psinger of THE
(8/23/00 11:36:30 pm)
| Re: THE Two
Oh great and wondrous THE, THEse THEremories must be pleaseth to thine ears!!
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(8/24/00 10:21:41 am)
| Re: THE Two
THE closest shave.
Edited by extwi  at: 8/24/00 10:21:41 am
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Kit Sober 
WayDale Citizen
(8/24/00 3:37:46 am)
| Re: Too much time on your hands
I THEnk and I THEnk but all I get is a pain in my THEnker.
(I like the psaltry of the psinger)
Soberly, Kit
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