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THE
Defrocked Deity
(10/9/00 6:01:51 pm)
 | Thanks! and seeing as yer all so generous
has anyone got an extra bottle of Guinness lying around? If no Guinness, anything else would also be considered...
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THE
Defrocked Deity
(10/9/00 6:07:02 pm)
| If you guys are serious
Dear THE faithful,
If you're serious, I'll accept the offer of a job as dept. head of some really important department - "THEsearch" perhaps?
Does this mean I can move back into the Temple of THE? I can rename it the THEsearch Dept. if that'll help.... I'll even re-paint the place and get rid of all the grafitti.
Will I have a refridgerator and a drinks cabinet?
Oh the possibilities. Things are looking up maybe!!!
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THE
Defrocked Deity
(10/9/00 6:09:11 pm)
| Lemme know soon though
because it's freezin' sleeping outside these nights!
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Lifted Up
Mighty for ?
(10/9/00 7:06:40 pm)
| Re: Lemme know soon though
Hey, I will be one of your friends!!!!!!!
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ready writer
Fact Finder of who?
(10/9/00 7:37:14 pm)
| RE: If you guys are serious
THE, THE, THE,
When have we NOT been serious?
We need you here, and we need you to function!
So of course, come on in to THEsearch department!
You probably want to research THE stouts and ales, but would you be so kind as to come up with a quick history of THE thread for the newcomer, SierraSam?
Who knows it better than you?
(And we'll all be watching how well you do....)
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pawtucket 
THE5K Priest of who?
(10/9/00 7:56:52 pm)
 | GREAT NEWS.....
During one of THE's black outs, THE wrote a complete book on @#%$tail napkins while out on a binge this past month.
So the Bought Off Trustees would like to make THE -- head of our THEsearch department. And until we hire a new deity, THE can have full access to the Chalet.
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pawtucket
THE5K Priest of who?
(10/9/00 8:16:59 pm)
| Re: GREAT NEWS.....
I have to commend THE. THE has a passion for things...once he starts he won't stop until the job is complete. (Although he has taken it to an extreme with his love of Guinness......)
He has just submitted for publication, this new work.
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THE
Defrocked Deity
(10/9/00 8:52:22 pm)
 | I humbly accept
I'm a changed man. I'll never let you down again!!! Thank you for this opportunity to continue in my palatial surroundings humble housing.
Yeeeeehaaaawwwwww!!!!!
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krysilis
Shaver of who?
(10/10/00 12:03:52 am)
 | Well- -
I guess it's okay with me for him to be head of THEsearch department...but that still leaves us without a diety.
Where do you suggest we look for one?? I posted before, but so far, nobody who can cause a pile of wood be set ablaze after 50 barrels of water were dumped on it. Does this mean that we should lower our standards....???
I don't want to do that....after all, we need a good strong deity! To set a proper example, ya know!
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Lifted Up
Mighty for ?
(10/10/00 12:30:45 am)
| THE Two
Well it looks as if THE revival has had some modest success. Now...who wants to design the application for THE diety position?
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dabobbada
DaPropheta of who?
(10/10/00 6:42:04 am)
 | Re: THE Two
Krysilis,
I am filling up my 50 barrels of gas,.... er, water even right now, so where do I apply at?
Let us not forget as THE head of THEsearch, THE will be defining Odd for us as well as how we should worship and live life.
My thinking is THE should split himself in half and be both the THEsearcher and THE lord our Odd.
We could have our own Twinity. ![](ALT=":lol")
?????
But would the THEsearcher be either truly Odd,.. or man???
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DaPropheta of What?
Way II much fun for one man,
aka; Bob Hansen
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krysilis
Shaver of who?
(10/10/00 12:10:48 pm)
| Re: THE Two
hhmmmmm
A trinity deity - - how unique!!!
I could handle that! But then we'd need at least 3 applicants...and so far, I haven't seen even one!!!
(sigh)
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pamsandiego
Enlightened Priestess of who?
(10/10/00 2:12:04 pm)
| Re: THE Two
Great to have you back on board THE!
Uh... but really... you gotta get a haircut dude. Lookin' a bit too scruffy... even for an enabled drunk.
Hey yabba-dabba of who? Wouldn't a twinity be a duality? Or maybe a Siamese God? Or a two-headed something or other?
A two-in-one deity IS pretty original actually.
Then again... who says we NEED a deity? Maybe we should just be aTHEists for awhile (whoa! that was freaky!). Or maybe we could become pagans. Orrrrrrr... maybe we should have a lounge singer as our lord.
The possibilities are endless people.
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pamsandiego
Enlightened Priestess of who?
(10/10/00 2:19:01 pm)
| Re: THE Two
Oh yeah... am I the only one who noticed that the anarchist's title still has "THE" in it?
Hmmmm.
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of who?
(10/10/00 4:17:30 pm)
| title check
Just seeing if THE is still in my title. ![](ALT=":rollin")
In between classes at the school library.
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krysilis
Shaver of who?
(10/10/00 4:19:00 pm)
| Re: THE Two
Hey, folks, I think she's (pamsandiego) got it...by jove she's got it.....a DUITY!!!! Way cool.
I nominate pamsandieto and dapropheta....they'd make a good duo....it would be cool to call them the dynamic duo...but that title is already in use by Batman and Robin ![](ALT=":(")
Anybody care to present other nominations????
Should we give everybody 10 hours to decide???? naw -- not enough time.........but we should set some kind of timeline....everyday without a diety or two is a day gone by! (a day gone bye-bye!)
"Pam and the Prophet" - yes, I think I like it!
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ready writer
Fact Finder of who?
(10/10/00 4:59:53 pm)
| twinity
I think dapropheta and WHOEVERELSE VOLUNTEERS shold be the twinity. I wouldn't force the position on pamsandiego or anyone.
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pamsandiego
Enlightened Priestess of who?
(10/10/00 5:42:11 pm)
| Re: twinity
Heh heh... is it even possible to FORCE someone to be a deity in a duity. (Dang it krys... I shoulda coined that term... way to go! Twinity had a nice ring to it but the first three letters made me VERY nervous.)
I mean... dontcha think that duities are born not made? THEsearch! We need THEsearch!
Then again... it might be interesting to see what would happen. Maybe I would undergo some sort of strange involuntary transformation. Maybe I would BECOME a lounge singer! Or maybe... my complaining would drive Dapropheta to become the evil twin.
Hmmm...
I unnominate me. I don't wanna be a duity and you can't make me! (uh... I think).
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Lifted Up
Mighty for ?
(10/10/00 6:17:37 pm)
| THE Diety
Nominate??? Election??? It just dawned on me, is a diety really elected? Well then THE is unique I guess.
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dabobbada
DaPropheta of who?
(10/11/00 5:17:13 am)
| Of course THE is unique
He was an accident born of a computer glitch when ezboard took a crap while Rafael was transmiting a post to a thread.
This soon bacame known as the "Big Bungle," (or "Big Bung" for short.) and THE was born and became true Odd.
Yes, THE is probably one of the first true computer gods, after Bill Gates of course
Even though it happened in cyberspace on computers, scientists hate to acknowledge any kind of Odd and thusly have called it the "Big Bung Theory."
Of course, we THE faithful all know better.
You don't elect an Odd, they just are. You don't like this Odd, why the church across the minimall is quite willing to have you.
If you don't like that one, try a political party, or one of many fine cults, or a Bank. How about Greenpeace, your TV or a mirror. Yep, I keep getting better looking all THE time and have alway felt I was speshully Annoinkted.
Even though THE has re-panted after his sins, who but THE would be more perfect for the job of THEsearcher.
He has embarrassed his faceful peonies so we should keep him hidden until this "Schtuff" blows over. Maybe down in THE Holy Wine Cellar under THE Temple. He can write further THEsearch and great songs like "A Mighty THEsearher Is My Odd."
There is a really nice appartment is down there, built for the old wine steward who for some unknown reason had difficulty climbing the stairs.
We can concoct some story about how THE has been put on prostration and must prove himself and has been sent out to get a job.
Yeah, ... they'll buy that, and if anyone tries looking for him, they'll be looking elsewhere.
DaPropheta of why?
Way II much fun for one man,
aka; Bob Hansen
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