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Lifted Up
Mighty for THE
(9/21/00 2:40:12 pm)
| Re: almost there
Name your game.
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ready writer
Fact Finder of THE
(9/21/00 2:43:54 pm)
| How about ...
all THE different things one may use to scratch THE's back?
I'll start.
A spaghetti noodle scoop
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Lifted Up
Mighty for THE
(9/21/00 2:51:26 pm)
| Re: How about ...
I dont have much time to tell you the truth, and my mind is on something today, but I could make a couple contributions...
A spaghetti noodle
heh heh
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ready writer
Fact Finder of THE
(9/21/00 2:54:36 pm)
| how about ...
I hear you.
I could scratch THE's back with a tall barky pine tree
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Lifted Up
Mighty for THE
(9/21/00 2:56:09 pm)
| Re: how about ...
The whole tree???
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Lifted Up
Mighty for THE
(9/21/00 2:57:02 pm)
| Re: how about ...
What about an old standby...a live cat?
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ready writer
Fact Finder of THE
(9/21/00 3:10:19 pm)
| THE whole tree?
THE's pretty big, you know.
But, OK, how about a toothpick, then?
Edited by: ready writer at: 9/21/00 3:10:19 pm
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Lifted Up
Mighty for THE
(9/21/00 3:02:29 pm)
| Re: O, alright
Does THE have big teeth??? Oh well...
Gotta go , may check back later.
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ready writer
Fact Finder of THE
(9/21/00 3:13:00 pm)
| Re: O, alright
and bad breath, too . . .
Bye.
(I guess EVEN's taking a bye on this page)
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EVEN is here
WayDale Citizen
(9/21/00 5:20:44 pm)
| 2222
RW, You got THE post I've envied most, 2222
OK, here's an EVEN page and an EVEN post for me!
Both cats and THE have teeth and claws
But only THE thread has pams and paws
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ready writer
Fact Finder of THE
(9/21/00 5:48:49 pm)
| I'm ODD
OK, EVEN, I'll be your ODD this one time, and thanks for your congratulations (I think)
But I have to sign off.
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(9/21/00 8:26:45 pm)
| Re: THE Two
To much is going on around the Dale
to post on the THE thread lately.
![](ALT=":eek") sorry!
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krysilis 
Shaver of THE
(9/21/00 9:03:27 pm)
 | Re: THE Two
Stillhere1 is correct!
But at least I can check in a leave a token post ![](ALT=":)")
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(9/21/00 10:55:36 pm)
| Re: THE Two
LOOK! Two token posts in one day!
Maybe I'll be able to be THE regular poster
again soon!
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dabobbada
DaPropheta of THE
(9/21/00 11:06:17 pm)
 | THE, more of the Promised Land Prevails
Hi Krysilis,
I'm sorry to see you have still been peeping, I haven't been around much, I have been searching the world over trying to find information on EVEN. Just last week, I was on the Disoriented Express to Istanbul. A strange trip, there was a murder or two, but an odd little man with a funny accent was able to take care of that.
Still searching, hope to see you soon.
That's OK stillhere,
THE has been watching the WayDale news too. THE finds it very interesting that The Way has gotten rid of its God. I think THE finds the possibility rather unnerving.
I think THE was thinking he had a job for life, which for an Odd can be an eternally long time. As he looked at the news with bloodshot eyes, he commented in amazement of it about how the God had remade The Way after his own self image, and they still kicked him out.
I told THE not to worry because he's a fun-loving Odd and enjoys his people, even if he does stiff them for restaurant checks and cheats at cards. And I would much rather my abundant sharing go for Guinness than $2 million offices. At least everyone can party with a keg.
THE appreciated that, but I noticed that he started stashing kegs of Guinness in his brass lamp, I would estimate about 200 kegs so far.
While THE was taking a rest break, he looked me straight in the eye, and with a shudder, told me he thought he had met Loy at a bar last night. THE was just setting at the bar nursing a Guinness and schmoozing with Elvis when this tall fat balding thing slithers up to the bar and crawls up on the seat between them.
The stench of booze, slobber and other unknown awfuls permeated the atmosphere around him. Both Elvis and THE moved two seats further down the bar. The noticed Elvis was still turning blue.
The told him that he was one heck of a mess.
Elvis looked at him and told him that was one ugly white jumpsuit.
Loy , mumbling at the top of his lungs said something to the effect of, gimme a beer, my life is over, and ruined, I want to kill myself and can't succeed.
As Elvis was wiping stray spit off of his face, he said; "Come on man, you can succeed if you really try."
Loy moaned about how he had jumped in the river to drown himself. He was amazed to find that he was floating on top of the river. He even got up and walked the rest away across the river. At first he thought this was a sign from God that he was alright after all. Then he realized the river was the Cuyahoga.
It took him three days to scrub all the scum, filth and sludge off his body. Then it took another four days before any skunks would let him anywhere nearby them.
Elvis pulled out a pearl handled gold-plated Smith and Wesson .44 Magnum snub nose revolver and offered it to Loy.
Loy looked at Elvis and smiled sadly, shook his head and said; thank you but he had already tried that and it didn't work. The bullets ricocheted off his huge ego and then killed two presidential candidates. Unfortunately, neither of them were either Bush or Gore.
Elvis having had as much as he could take, headed to the men's room to regurgitate. As he was coming back, Loy cried;
"I am such a worm , I just wish I could go and crawl under a rock."
At this request, THE pulled out his wand and touched Loy on the shoulder. After a bright flash with a boom and lots of smoke, Godzilla is sitting at the bar where Loy used to be.
Getting up, Godzilla downs the last of his beer and goes off to wreak havoc on Tokyo once again.
Elvis saddles up next to THE and they both watched Godzilla recede into the distance.
Elvis looked at THE and asked if Loy didn't want to be turned into a worm.
THE just shook his head as he looked into his Guinness, and said, sometimes the wand just has to go with something that matches the personality.
Well, that's enough for tonight's badtime story, go to sleep now.
Dabobbada, DaPropheta of THE
Way II much fun for one man,
aka; Bob Hansen
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THE
WayDale Deity
(9/21/00 11:28:09 pm)
 | do do do do dooo
No one will notice the Guinness truck arriving at this hour.
THE ABS at work indeed! Burp! Bleeech! Excuse me! Burp!
To hell with homage, We want Guinness! Belch!Edited by: THE at: 9/21/00 11:28:09 pm
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THE
WayDale Deity
(9/21/00 11:36:51 pm)
| Oh heck
While no one is looking!
Bring it on Mama!
To hell with homage, We want Guinness! Belch!Edited by: THE at: 9/21/00 11:36:51 pm
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stillhere1
Devoted Follower of THE
(9/22/00 1:04:06 am)
| Re: THE Two
Gosh THE,......
I really LIKED Godzilla........
Oh a sad, sad day for bad Japanese theatre.
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Moderator2
Moderator
(9/22/00 10:52:42 am)
 | Re: THE Two
***sigh***
Must I also moderate THE?
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Lifted Up
Mighty for THE
(9/22/00 12:48:49 pm)
| Re: THE Two
Of course, you must keep it clean, pure, wholesome, not personally derogatory THE leaders and faithful followers, so forth, so forth...
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